Updates of the Week (ongoing discussion)

[zaneyard]

true, wait until the wave of noobs clears out

[Kenny Strife]

So... Scotsman with a cursed sword that thirst for murder is a stereotype now?  I mean, I got the Highlander reference and all, but still.

[Surf314]

So... Scotsman with a cursed sword that thirst for murder is a stereotype now?  I mean, I got the Highlander reference and all, but still.

You ever read macbeth?

[Kenny Strife]

MacBeth hallucinated and/or was haunted, depending on how you want to read it.

His weapon didn't thirst for the blood of the living.

There is a difference. 

[beep beep diglett]

What if I were to tell you that the Engineer update would be...
Wrench Replacement: Texan Flag- a Texan flag thats also on fire btw it kills ppl when you melee it lol and puts your machines on fire too(get it cause hes from texas)

SG Replacement: Pecan Pie- takes 3 mins to cook but it shoots out pecans at them lol cause hes from texas

Teleport replacement: its a donkey lol

dispenser: beer cooler (you get a bear and then get all drunk and CHARGE IN TO BATTEL)






See what happens when cliches decide the class weapons?

how the fuck are any of these texan cliches

[Dr.Killjoy]

Wrench Replacement: Texan Flag- a Texan flag thats also on fire btw it kills ppl when you melee it lol and puts your machines on fire too(get it cause hes from texas)

Wat?

SG Replacement: Pecan Pie- takes 3 mins to cook but it shoots out pecans at them lol cause hes from texas

I am from TN, am I allowed to like pecan pie?

Teleport replacement: its a donkey lol

You mean a steer?

dispenser: beer cooler (you get a bear and then get all drunk and CHARGE IN TO BATTEL)

Only Texans drink beer?

1/10 sir.

http://selb.us/feri/Flash/%5BZONE%5D_Kon...niloop.swf

[Surf314]

MacBeth hallucinated and/or was haunted, depending on how you want to read it.

His weapon didn't thirst for the blood of the living.

There is a difference. 

Instead of being pestered by a wife with a thirst for blood and power he is pestered by a haunted sword that thirsts for blood and power. Same thing more or less (coming from a guy that has had both).

[Turtle]

Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

[Surf314]

Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

Exploding soccer ball?

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=206.msg128122#msg128122 date=1261495619]
Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

Exploding soccer ball?
[/quote]
Bagpipes

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=206.msg128126#msg128126 date=1261495973]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=206.msg128122#msg128122 date=1261495619]
Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

Exploding soccer ball?
[/quote]
Bagpipes
[/quote]
That would actually make more sense as a use for the loss animation than getting hit with a baseball.

[beep beep diglett]

Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10500 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

fixed

[Turtle]

[quote author=Turtle link=topic=206.msg128122#msg128122 date=1261495619]
Scottish people running around with swords was like a steriotype 10500 years ago.

There are other scottish steriotypes that are much better but this was the only one valve could think to use as a melee weapon.

fixed
[/quote]
Mel Gibson brought it back

[Versus]

Team Fortress 2
Fixed inconsistent Rage generation with the Buff Banner
Added an "equipped" tag to currently equipped items in the Backpack and Crafting screens
Fixed the TFBots not reacting correctly to stun effects
Fixed the Heavy picking up his own thrown sandvich if it was thrown while running forward
Fixed Pyros not getting the proper kill icon for kills with deflected Direct Hit rockets
Fixed the player keeping their rage setting when the Buff Banner isn't equipped
Fixed resupply cabinet not clearing the rage and the buff status effect
Fixed the Buff Banner not working when +reload has been forced in console
Fixed the motion blur on charging Demomen not always drawing
Fixed the Direct Hit mini-critting enemies submerged in water
Fixed the Chargin' Targe's crit not working on servers with tf_weapon_criticals 0
Capped the amount of overhealing from taking heads to the player's max buffed health
Updated the Gunboats to absorb damage from any self-inflicted rocket blast that doesn't hurt another player
Updated the Scottish Resistance to detonate bombs near the player's feet (in addition to what it normally detonates). This enables sticky jumping with this weapon
Updated the Baseball and Jarate HUD indicators to stay on screen when full

Crafting improvements
Spy's unlockable PDAs can now be smelted into scrap metal
Recipes can no longer produce items matching any of the items used in the crafting
Added some new recipes

Achievement fixes
Fixed the "Ride of the Valkartie" Soldier achievement being earned by Soldiers on the defending team
Fixed the "Gorky Parked" Heavy achievement being incremented by committing suicide on a control point
Fixed several Scout achievements that were broken by the new type of bat stun
Fixed the "Ghastly Gibus Grab" achievement not awarding the hat correctly
Updated the "Big Pharma" (Medic) and "Division of Labor" (Heavy) achievements to be 10 kills in a single life
Updated the "Ubi concordia, ibi victoria" Medic achievement to only be 3 assists

Fixed the Buff Banner not working when +reload has been forced in console - thank god, I had to taunt to make it work before.
Fixed the Direct Hit mini-critting enemies submerged in water - lulz
Updated the Scottish Resistance to detonate bombs near the player's feet (in addition to what it normally detonates). This enables sticky jumping with this weapon - much needed improvement

[backfire]

Fixed the Heavy picking up his own thrown sandvich if it was thrown while running forward

Wait... that was a glitch??

There goes that strategy. :-\

[Surf314]

Did they fix not getting the weapons?

[at0m]

Crafting improvements
Spy's unlockable PDAs can now be smelted into scrap metal

The spy has unlockable PDAs? Do they mean watches?

[KarthXLR]

No nerfs.

[beep beep diglett]

Crafting improvements
Spy's unlockable PDAs can now be smelted into scrap metal

The spy has unlockable PDAs? Do they mean watches?

yus

hopefully theyll buff/nerf stuff later this week

[Kirby]

Team Fortress 2

Fixed Pyros not getting the proper kill icon for kills with deflected Direct Hit rockets

I has a hardon.