The "I found / bought / crafted a hat!" thread!

[beep beep diglett]

you 5 minutes into playing pc ver: heyyy why cant i needlejump?

[backfire]

Yeah, I play it on the 360, why do you think I'm trying to get it on the computer?

I'm probably the best at the basics, so the learning curve won't be crucifying

THAT EXPLAINS why I never saw you on the servers. Wait, so you're saying you haven't experienced airblasting, charging, sandwitch eating, kritzing, equilizing, stunning, dead ringing, or throwing piss on people?? I feel sorry for you

[PyroZombie]

you 5 minutes into playing pc ver: heyyy why cant i needle-jump?

Your talking about that old glitch where the needle kicks back other players, mostly used to sky-walk on dust-bowl cap 3 to skywalk?

Ehh fuck that shit, I never needed it. I partook in Sky-crabbing where Spy-crabs evolution led them to fly, but it was only done by other players, not by me.

Never found it practical, most teammates would launch themselves into the direct line of the sentry gun nest, or try to glitch, so I decided never to do it.

Plus I'm not the medic type, I can't work the prediction of the needle-gun on a thumb-stick, even though I got above-average(not by much) healing skills, and about-average skills with the saw, but I've never seen a saw that sullied a sooth-Sayer.(Sorry, got bored, mid paragraph.)

I would always use against battle-medics and jump and it would fling me either away from them safely or towards them, where I light there entire retreating force.

Also, I try my best to be punctual so it would be "Hey..."

....."Why can't I needle jump?"[/lame-smartass-play-on-word-meanings-that-I-should-be-shot-for](The space is for when I'm destroyed as a medic by a large infantry of BLUs)

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154083#msg154083 date=1274755917]
Yeah, I play it on the 360, why do you think I'm trying to get it on the computer?

I'm probably the best at the basics, so the learning curve won't be crucifying

THAT EXPLAINS why I never saw you on the servers. Wait, so you're saying you haven't experienced air-blasting, charging, sandwich-eating, kritzing, equalizing, stunning, dead ringing, or throwing piss on people?? I feel sorry for you
[/quote]Alas, yes, but I keep up to date. Quiz me about the new shit, I'll be right there. Sure, I'll be green when I get it, and some of the controls will be a little foreign to me, but I've seen a lot that I've been dying to put to practice. The only problems I might have is that you all have probably learned the counters to these items, meaning I could be utterly useless in the beginning.

and frankly I can't think of a better place to enjoy myself then with you freaks,nerds,geeks,internet tough-guys, robots, perverts, nihilistic, psychopathic, normalish(Surf, Luin, acknowledging you both here, but keeping a sharp eye out for signs of you two being the same person), and whatever words you can think of to describe karth.

I say that from the bottom of my roughly, carved-out hole where my heart was. Well, that and I don't think I'll find whatever server gNatfreak and Criken frequents straight-off-the-sandman.


Oh, one more thing:

How come nobody caught this?!? I've only said 200 times since I got here. Why do you think I was looking for a better computer?

[backfire]

<stuff he said>

Missed two or three major demographics there.  Also... you got a point. I never quite did see Surf and Luin in the same room before... *throws on tin foil hat*

[PyroZombie]

You fool, They are on to the tin foil!

They are using it to bake your brain, that's why all conspiracy theorists seem crazy, because their brain is the equivalent of a smoked ham(Hat?).

Also, who am I missing, The lonely and desperate?

[Black Aspen]

Yeah, I play it on the 360

My mind blew out of the back of my fucking skull.  I had NO idea this entire time.  I think I need a sabbatical.

[Didzo]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154083#msg154083 date=1274755917]
Yeah, I play it on the 360, why do you think I'm trying to get it on the computer?

I'm probably the best at the basics, so the learning curve won't be crucifying

THAT EXPLAINS why I never saw you on the servers. Wait, so you're saying you haven't experienced airblasting, charging, sandwitch eating, kritzing, equilizing, stunning, dead ringing, or throwing piss on people?? I feel sorry for you
[/quote]

Hey, isn't he the guy it took like 10 pages of convincing to have him build his own computer?

:-\

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=backfire link=topic=4452.msg154093#msg154093 date=1274759446]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154083#msg154083 date=1274755917]
Yeah, I play it on the 360, why do you think I'm trying to get it on the computer?

I'm probably the best at the basics, so the learning curve won't be crucifying

THAT EXPLAINS why I never saw you on the servers. Wait, so you're saying you haven't experienced airblasting, charging, sandwitch eating, kritzing, equilizing, stunning, dead ringing, or throwing piss on people?? I feel sorry for you
[/quote]

Hey, isn't he the guy it took like 10 pages of convincing to have him build his own computer?

:-\
[/quote]I'm still getting it done by a professional(for free). I can't stand to lose parts because of my sheer-idiocy. I don't have a real secure job, and if I lose it, it could take months before I can get anything at all.Speaking of security, I've secured some parts of my own, that should run tf2 3 times at max settings, or so I'm told, without being a huge waste on a Tech-retard.

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154083#msg154083 date=1274755917]
Yeah, I play it on the 360

My mind blew out of the back of my fucking skull.  I had NO idea this entire time.  I think I need a sabbatical.
[/quote]
Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper. I have the parts collected, I have my builder chatting, I have the money, all i need is the way to pay, and I'll play.



Anyone who is stunned at this news, for evidence that I left of it, please look through my posts. I even made reference in my very first post.


But enough about this habba-jabba; I'm willing to bet my first official hat pick-up is something sniper related. Anyone of the betting type? I want make a pool over which hat I'm going to get first, winner gets bragging rights, and bigger cock-waving status. I'm already seeing Van Dam guessing right because he's psychic.

[Professor Funbucks]

I love rebuild headgear (AKA the "new discovery" thread)
imo



BECAUSE HERE AT BRBU, WE DONT JUST DISCOVER HATS
WE DISCOVER FRIENDSHIPS

[Vandamguy]

hehe , i dont know about psychic.
ill throw a guess out there to humour you.
demoman

that being said i dont have any hats either. havnt played tf2 since  .. i duno whatever the 3rd class update was.  i think it was heavy ? i remember achievment whoring to get some gloves or something.

[backfire]

hehe , i dont know about psychic.
ill throw a guess out there to humour you.
demoman

that being said i dont have any hats either. havnt played tf2 since  .. i duno whatever the 3rd class update was.  i think it was heavy ? i remember achievment whoring to get some gloves or something.

Oh hey, Haven't seen you in a while. By the way, I took over your L4D group and through a coup on ZMM.


Anyways, I modded my pyro's glove to use the Dragon Whelp mod.
As much as I like the whole sophisticated pyro setup, this thing really shoulda been made official instead.

[Gump]

I love rebuild headgear (AKA the "new discovery" thread)
imo



BECAUSE HERE AT BRBU, WE DONT JUST DISCOVER HATS
WE DISCOVER FRIENDSHIPS

from me2u

giving back

[Black Aspen]

Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper.

I'm not.  I'm a terrible sniper.  That favour will never be returned.  =(

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154124#msg154124 date=1274780562]
Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper.

I'm not.  I'm a terrible sniper.  That favour will never be returned.  =(
[/quote]So in short, I will be continuously blowing your mind from here on in, but back to hats.;

Now, which hat is your favorite?

I really like this new pyro hat, the roman helm thing.

[Vandamguy]

Oh hey, Haven't seen you in a while. By the way, I took over your L4D group and through a coup on ZMM.

The administration structure was setup so no one owned it and everyone could be a part of it

[Gump]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154124#msg154124 date=1274780562]
Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper.

I'm not.  I'm a terrible sniper.  That favour will never be returned.  =(
[/quote]

[quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=4452.msg154271#msg154271 date=1274869365]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154124#msg154124 date=1274780562]
Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper.

I'm not.  I'm a terrible sniper.  That favour will never be returned.  =(
[/quote]So in short, I will be continuously blowing your mind from here on in, but back to hats.;

Now, which hat is your favorite?

I really like this new pyro hat, the roman helm thing.
[/quote]

I can return the favor for both of you.
http://www.brbuninstalling.com/hlstats/h...yer=29515#

[Kirby]

[quote author=Black Aspen link=topic=4452.msg154271#msg154271 date=1274869365]
[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=4452.msg154124#msg154124 date=1274780562]
Well soon, you'll be able to return the favor if your a half-decent sniper.

I'm not.  I'm a terrible sniper.  That favour will never be returned.  =(
[/quote]So in short, I will be continuously blowing your mind from here on in, but back to hats.;

Now, which hat is your favorite?

I really like this new pyro hat, the roman helm thing.
[/quote]


After having it for a few days it's grown on me, looks like an awesome -.- face, and not everyone has it yet so it's still got new effect, I'm getting "woah dude sick hat" everywhere I go, it's awesome.

[CaffeinePowered]

random drop

[Dr. Zaius]

I rebuilt the engie mining light and a brain slug for a resulting demo stovetop hat or whatever the damn thing is.

*Cue "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

[Didzo]

I rebuilt the engie mining light and a brain slug for a resulting demo stovetop hat or whatever the damn thing is.

*Cue "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

You smelted a brain slug, one of the greatest hats in TF2.

You deserve that miserable hat.

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