Updates of the Week (ongoing discussion)

[backfire]

[quote author=backfire link=topic=206.msg163344#msg163344 date=1278885976]
[quote author=dagrett link=topic=206.msg163341#msg163341 date=1278884910]
what the fuck is with the influx of utterly TERRIBLE medics lately? every single game there seem to be atleast 2 medics who dont eat my sandwich and run off randomly, leaving me to die when i thought i was gonna get ubered. jesus tittyfucking christ

Okay, I had one medic actually succeed in ubering me in the last 2 weeks. One of them I was absolutely sure had a broken mouse. I was taking damage at a steady rate, was ready to be ubered. There was NO spike in my DPS, just 100, 75 "UBER ME!", 50, 25 "HIT THE CHARGE!"

Can we have another medic update? I'm getting sick of all the engies WHO NEVER PUT DOWN DISPENSERS.
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ATTENTION ALL ENGINEERS!!

This is the build order you should be following EVERY TIME:
1) Teleporter Entrance
2) Upgrade Teleporter to Lv3
3) Sentry
4) Upgrade Sentry to Lv3
5) Hump Sentry
[/quote]

Okay, gotcha

[Didzo]

[quote author=dagrett link=topic=206.msg163341#msg163341 date=1278884910]
what the fuck is with the influx of utterly TERRIBLE medics lately? every single game there seem to be atleast 2 medics who dont eat my sandwich and run off randomly, leaving me to die when i thought i was gonna get ubered. jesus tittyfucking christ

Okay, I had one medic actually succeed in ubering me in the last 2 weeks. One of them I was absolutely sure had a broken mouse. I was taking damage at a steady rate, was ready to be ubered. There was NO spike in my DPS, just 100, 75 "UBER ME!", 50, 25 "HIT THE CHARGE!"

Can we have another medic update? I'm getting sick of all the engies WHO NEVER PUT DOWN DISPENSERS.
[/quote]

Medics should have to go through a certification before they can play as medics. Because I honestly think that most random medics are just players who are awful in general but choose to be medic because they think that no matter what they do they'll be thanked for their healing.

They are sorely mistaken.

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=206.msg163350#msg163350 date=1278889142]
[quote author=backfire link=topic=206.msg163344#msg163344 date=1278885976]
[quote author=dagrett link=topic=206.msg163341#msg163341 date=1278884910]
what the fuck is with the influx of utterly TERRIBLE medics lately? every single game there seem to be atleast 2 medics who dont eat my sandwich and run off randomly, leaving me to die when i thought i was gonna get ubered. jesus tittyfucking christ

Okay, I had one medic actually succeed in ubering me in the last 2 weeks. One of them I was absolutely sure had a broken mouse. I was taking damage at a steady rate, was ready to be ubered. There was NO spike in my DPS, just 100, 75 "UBER ME!", 50, 25 "HIT THE CHARGE!"

Can we have another medic update? I'm getting sick of all the engies WHO NEVER PUT DOWN DISPENSERS.
[/quote]

ATTENTION ALL ENGINEERS!!

This is the build order you should be following EVERY TIME:
1) Teleporter Entrance
2) Back to spawn
3) Upgrade Teleporter to Lv2
4) Back to spawn
5) Upgrade Teleporter to Lv3
6) Back to spawn
7) Sentry at the point before the last point you control
Eight) Wander aimlessly for small ammo [8 + ) = 8)]
9) pick up small ammo
10) wait for ammo drop respawn
11) pick up small ammo
12) Upgrade sentry to level 2
13) Walk across the map for full ammo
14) Upgrade Sentry to Lv3
15) Hump Sentry
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Okay, gotcha
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Fixed it for you

[Radio Raheem]

nope. know what i build? baby sentry. thats it

deal with it nerd

[Eightball]

[quote author=hurp link=topic=206.msg163355#msg163355 date=1278891135]
durp

Fixed it for you
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Just so you know, you can interrupt those emotes and the like by putting bbcode in the middle of your word like this: 8)

[beep beep diglett]

nope. know what i build? baby sentry. thats it

deal with it nerd

more like mini baby sentry

[Odin]

Medics should have to go through a certification before they can play as medics. Because I honestly think that most random medics are just players who are awful in general but choose to be medic because they think that no matter what they do they'll be thanked for their healing.

They are sorely mistaken.

Whenever I play medic you ask me to crawl up your ass and pocket you.


:|

[Chief]

ITT: medicks that dont regularly play on the server are bad, as if i didnt fucking know before.

[Vlambo]

ITT: medicks that dont regularly play on the server are bad, as if i didnt fucking know before.

I haven't been playing medick for a while now. Maybe I should start it up again.

[Dtrain323i]

Here's why I don't play medic (this happened yesterday while I was medic):

1. Run around and Heal people like a boss.
2. Fill Kritskrieg
3. Find pyro running around
4. Get to pyro as he runs into doorway.
5. "Hey my shit's filled go out there and we'll raep"
6. Pyro sits there.
7. OH SHIT SPY
8. STAB STAB STAB.


Also, Backfire ubering me as a sniper was funny as hell.

[Kirby]

[quote author=Didzo link=topic=206.msg163357#msg163357 date=1278892199]

Medics should have to go through a certification before they can play as medics. Because I honestly think that most random medics are just players who are awful in general but choose to be medic because they think that no matter what they do they'll be thanked for their healing.

They are sorely mistaken.

Whenever I play medic you ask me to crawl up your ass and pocket you.


:|
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and then ignores the spy, soldier, demo, pyro, scout, engie, whatever that starts to shoot you, and then whines and complains when you stop healing him because you have to defend yourself because he's not.

Then I go heal everyone else.

[backfire]

Also, Backfire ubering me as a sniper was funny as hell.

You got more kills than that soldier or pyro. As said before, uber sniper is useful!

[Turtle]

Didzo treats his medics like sandwiches

[Luinbariel]

Didzo treats his medics like sandwiches

We usually do pretty good as a medic/heavy team. I've seen other players leave me unprotected WAY more often.

That said, he does get kind of demanding. The key is to simply not care. :3

[PyroZombie]

I try to leave no one in the red and remember the medic can kill too, ubercharge is a neat trick but it's a team push that most commonly breaks a good defense.

[Turtle]

I try to leave no one in the red and remember the medic can kill too, ubercharge is a neat trick but it's a team push that most commonly breaks a good defense.

did you just say ubers are bad

are you retarded

[Vlambo]

I just yell back at Didzo.

[Chief]

right before the gate opens on a CP or PL map i usually give everyone a buff before going to a heavy/solder/demo to uber em so everyone can survive one second longer. im not that good at being a medick but i fucking know how to be one. and when i say that, i mean healing, ubering, running off to get an ubercharge from a spy with my melee weapon.

[shoopfox]

right before the gate opens on a CP or PL map i usually give everyone a buff before going to a heavy/solder/demo to uber em so everyone can survive one second longer. im not that good at being a medick but i fucking know how to be one. and when i say that, i mean healing, ubering, running off to get an ubercharge from a spy with my melee weapon.

I hate it so much when you get some retard medic that pockets some bad heavy in the gate and refuses to heal anyone else.

[PyroZombie]

[quote author=PyroZombie link=topic=206.msg163458#msg163458 date=1278956251]
I try to leave no one in the red and remember the medic can kill too, ubercharge is a neat trick but it's a team push that most commonly breaks a good defense.

did you just say ubers are bad

are you retarded
[/quote]I did not say they are bad, I'm simply saying a well-medicated team is more effective.


but to other business:

I present to you my favorite in the Polycount competition

http://www.polycount.com/forum/showthrea...366&page=9