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EarthlingJohn
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#1
09-06-2010, 08:52 PM

Heavy Crabs and Spy crabs, gather round for the largest migration of this decade.

  They say we are nearing extinction, they say we are useless. They are WRONG. We are invincible beasts, and cross the color border. Anyone who kills us are shunned.  We hold power in our claws. Through the last 3 years, we have migrated in pairs. This Friday, I propose that anyone who holds any honor in being the crab they are, we crab cap every single point if we play at a Control point map. We Capture any intel.


As crabs, let us succeed! Let us show them our power, Our numbers!

March my fellow Crabs!

March for your honor

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#2
09-06-2010, 08:55 PM

Faunts - "M4 (Part II)" music video
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09-06-2010, 09:05 PM

(09-06-2010, 08:55 PM)HeK link Wrote: Faunts - "M4 (Part II)" music video

That owns hard.

Crabbing around is my ultimate method of expressing extreme disappointment in my team.


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EarthlingJohn
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09-06-2010, 09:15 PM

(09-06-2010, 09:05 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=4976.msg172831#msg172831 date=1283824508]
Faunts - "M4 (Part II)" music video

That owns hard.

Crabbing around is my ultimate method of expressing extreme disappointment in my team.


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I agree with the first statement.

The second statement confirms that yes, you are a heavy crab.

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09-07-2010, 12:09 AM

(09-06-2010, 09:05 PM)Didzo link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=4976.msg172831#msg172831 date=1283824508]
Faunts - "M4 (Part II)" music video

That owns hard.

Crabbing around is my ultimate method of expressing extreme disappointment in my team.


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I try to crab after a blatant facestab. Shame I always forget though.  Sad

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#6
09-07-2010, 12:32 AM

I am a heavy crabtipus ;3
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09-07-2010, 01:56 AM

You know, you should get those crabs looked at by a Doctor...

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EarthlingJohn
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09-07-2010, 08:16 AM

Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts

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09-07-2010, 11:27 AM

(09-07-2010, 08:16 AM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



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09-07-2010, 07:44 PM

(09-07-2010, 11:27 AM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...

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09-07-2010, 09:06 PM

(09-07-2010, 07:44 PM)EarthlingJohn link Wrote: [quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4976.msg172884#msg172884 date=1283876837]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...
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that's Dr. Master Chef to you.

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09-07-2010, 09:16 PM

(09-07-2010, 09:06 PM)Turtle link Wrote: [quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172920#msg172920 date=1283906679]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4976.msg172884#msg172884 date=1283876837]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...
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that's Dr. Master Chef to you.
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That's Father Dr. Master Chef to you boyo.

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09-07-2010, 09:20 PM

Quote: Merc link=topic=4976.msg172930#msg172930 date=1283912169]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=4976.msg172928#msg172928 date=1283911569]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172920#msg172920 date=1283906679]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4976.msg172884#msg172884 date=1283876837]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...
[/quote]
that's Dr. Master Chef to you.
[/quote]

That's Father Dr. Master Chef to you boyo.
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That's MISTER Evil Doctor Pork Chop to you!

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09-07-2010, 11:50 PM

Nine Inch Nails - March of the Pigs

This immediately came to mind.

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09-08-2010, 11:31 AM

Quote: Merc link=topic=4976.msg172930#msg172930 date=1283912169]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=4976.msg172928#msg172928 date=1283911569]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172920#msg172920 date=1283906679]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4976.msg172884#msg172884 date=1283876837]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...
[/quote]
that's Dr. Master Chef to you.
[/quote]

That's Father Dr. Master Chef to you boyo.
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One of these days I'm going to backstab you and spycrab


and its gonna feel sooooooooooooo good


I think I did it once already but I can't remember

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09-08-2010, 03:30 PM

I wish the spy would get a crab hat that lets him always do the spycrab taunt instead of a 1/10 chance or whatever. Then I would literally crab around for whole games <3
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09-08-2010, 08:37 PM

(09-08-2010, 11:31 AM)Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link Wrote: [quote author=[SiN] Merc link=topic=4976.msg172930#msg172930 date=1283912169]
[quote author=Turtle link=topic=4976.msg172928#msg172928 date=1283911569]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172920#msg172920 date=1283906679]
[quote author=Kirby, the AxeHammer Zealot link=topic=4976.msg172884#msg172884 date=1283876837]
[quote author=EarthlingJohn link=topic=4976.msg172869#msg172869 date=1283865400]
Hopefully not someone with a doctrine in marine culinary arts


You do mean doctorate, right?


lul



[/quote]
lul yes, forgive me, master chef...
[/quote]
that's Dr. Master Chef to you.
[/quote]

That's Father Dr. Master Chef to you boyo.
[/quote]



One of these days I'm going to backstab you and spycrab


and its gonna feel sooooooooooooo good


I think I did it once already but I can't remember
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Was it when I literally died, or when I Dead Ringer'd (Dead Rung? What in the hell's the past tense for that item?)

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EarthlingJohn
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09-09-2010, 08:32 AM

Rung, methinks.

And pinchy... YES

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09-09-2010, 01:19 PM

(09-08-2010, 03:30 PM)Señor Pinchy link Wrote: I wish the spy would get a crab hat that lets him always do the spycrab taunt instead of a 1/10 chance or whatever. Then I would literally crab around for whole games <3
They should just make it so if you're standing and taunt it does the cigarette flick, but if you crouch and taunt it does the crab taunt.

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09-09-2010, 04:28 PM

(09-09-2010, 01:19 PM)Moosendoo link Wrote: [quote author=Señor Pinchy link=topic=4976.msg173007#msg173007 date=1283977844]
I wish the spy would get a crab hat that lets him always do the spycrab taunt instead of a 1/10 chance or whatever. Then I would literally crab around for whole games <3
They should just make it so if you're standing and taunt it does the cigarette flick, but if you crouch and taunt it does the crab taunt.
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Yeah or that too haha.

But I do want a crab hat for spy still >_>
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