The Boasting Platform

[liquid108]

Totally just wrecked a server with Liquid<3

good shot mate

[[SiN] Merc]

Went on BRB:U and named myself Captain America. Proceeded to kill guys as a targe demoman. A good three or four people named themselves a patriotic name and joined me in killing all those who opposed my shield of justice.

For Freedom. :'(

[Coelit]

Merc link=topic=5463.msg202177#msg202177 date=1302243016]
Went on BRB:U and named myself Captain America. Proceeded to kill guys as a targe demoman. A good three or four people named themselves a patriotic name and joined me in killing all those who opposed my shield of justice.

For Freedom. :'(

b)
Oh you.

[Didzo]

Pulled 3 people down an elevator shaft in L4D2 on No Mercy as a jocky... In one life.




They survived due to incompetent zombie teammates.

[Kirby]

Got more headshots in Killing Floor than all 3 of the sharpshooters on my team, combined. (As a commando)

[Dtrain323i]

Oh god, Karth and I just raped on some pub server by going kitz medic/pyro combo. So funny.

[KarthXLR]

Oh god, Karth and I just raped on some pub server by going kitz medic/pyro combo. So funny.

amazing

[TOH]

http://i.imgur.com/LaQCC.jpg

I AM VERY HAPPY

[sk8mystery23]

http://i.imgur.com/LaQCC.jpg

I AM VERY HAPPY

Triple heavy. All the way. Except I only changed to heavy at the very end for cart blocking use.

[Live-Free-Or-Pie]

Ok, so I was seeding today when this kid came on pl_frontier. He whined about wanting to micspam. "Aww c'mon it's awesome." etc...  Many failed micspams later, he says "Don't worry guys, even if they get the next point their screwed, I have a teleporter and a sentry"  I say "Thanks for sharing." I'm playing spy. I find his stuff, sap his sentry, sap his dispenser. He comes through the teleporter, runs past me. Backstab, sap the teleporters.

I hear a minor scream/cry from the kid's high pitched nasal voice (higher than Sparro) and then nothing. He ragequit.

[[SiN] Merc]

Ok, so I was seeding today when this kid came on pl_frontier. He whined about wanting to micspam. "Aww c'mon it's awesome." etc...  Many failed micspams later, he says "Don't worry guys, even if they get the next point their screwed, I have a teleporter and a sentry"  I say "Thanks for sharing." I'm playing spy. I find his stuff, sap his sentry, sap his dispenser. He comes through the teleporter, runs past me. Backstab, sap the teleporters.

I hear a minor scream/cry from the kid's high pitched nasal voice (higher than Sparro) and then nothing. He ragequit.

And this, my good man, is why I main spy.

[Versus]

raped idiot kid

edit: joined some pub server with some other brbuers on it, also mumble, but was playing under a different name than usual (this is important)

was doing alright as sniper, bacon was the only other brbuer on my team

karth: "watch out that sniper's really good"

feels good.

[AMCZombine]

On a clanserver in an old group I used to be part of, it was arena, half my team suicided because they JUST LEARNED the explode command, other guys wanted the next round to go on...

I alone did not do this, and I was playing spy

8 on 1

they thought I was AFK "come on lets go kill the AFK" they don't notice they are down by 2 when they realize theres no AFK, they split into 2 groups and decided to keep grouped up

After a while of picking off the last man in the group there is one guy left (they had previously tried to draw me out by capping the point and ultimately failed lowering them by 3) *I* can't find HIM and begin capping the point. To the epic luck of all time he has a razorback replacing his SMG and by the time he closes in melee range he has been hit a few times with the revolver.

I will never forget him coming up realizing that hes the last left and the tables have been turned as I draw him out if his avatar could have expressed his emotions it would have been the look on his face because I could FEEL it coming from him.

[AMCZombine]

Merc link=topic=5463.msg203825#msg203825 date=1303450339]
[quote author=Live-Free-Or-Pie link=topic=5463.msg203797#msg203797 date=1303434797]
Ok, so I was seeding today when this kid came on pl_frontier. He whined about wanting to micspam. "Aww c'mon it's awesome." etc...  Many failed micspams later, he says "Don't worry guys, even if they get the next point their screwed, I have a teleporter and a sentry"  I say "Thanks for sharing." I'm playing spy. I find his stuff, sap his sentry, sap his dispenser. He comes through the teleporter, runs past me. Backstab, sap the teleporters.

I hear a minor scream/cry from the kid's high pitched nasal voice (higher than Sparro) and then nothing. He ragequit.

And this, my good man, is why I main spy.
[/quote]

I remember when I was learning spy and I tried to do the headstab on an engy that had no sentry there was a heavy on his team and all talk was on.

I was facing the wrong way thought I had to stab AT his back from above so...
*decloaks*

heavy:This is fucking hilarious
engy:where is he?
heavy:I'm not telling this is too funny
engy:WHERE THE FUCK IS HE
*poke*
engy:MY GOD WHERE IS HE
heavy:*laughing over mic*
*poke* *poke* (why wont it work?)
engy:WHERE IS HE OMG
heavy: look up

Also on dustbowl sniping on first point, back to the wall, 2 or 3 dispensers around, last stage, they were running a LOT of heavies

kept taking out their snipers before having a hayday on their powerclasses and medics, safe behind a sentry.

take any damage and run to the lvl 3 dispenser and medic, back in a flash

in the chat menu things like

"ZOMBINE IS IMMORTAL I KNOW IT"

[backfire]

So I hopped on a pub with a friend and decided to go pro-burner.



The Strongest Flamethrower indeed.

[copulatingduck]

raped idiot kid

edit: joined some pub server with some other brbuers on it, also mumble, but was playing under a different name than usual (this is important)

was doing alright as sniper, bacon was the only other brbuer on my team

karth: "watch out that sniper's really good"

feels good.

jk urbad l2snipe

[Kirby]

Made like 3 kids from some clan ragequit their own server because I couldn't be stopped as a FaN scout.


Thing is actually p.  beasting.

[Versus]

[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5463.msg203943#msg203943 date=1303573836]
raped idiot kid

edit: joined some pub server with some other brbuers on it, also mumble, but was playing under a different name than usual (this is important)

was doing alright as sniper, bacon was the only other brbuer on my team

karth: "watch out that sniper's really good"

feels good.

jk urbad l2snipe
[/quote]

im garbage

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Duck link=topic=5463.msg205348#msg205348 date=1304585279]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=5463.msg203943#msg203943 date=1303573836]
raped idiot kid

edit: joined some pub server with some other brbuers on it, also mumble, but was playing under a different name than usual (this is important)

was doing alright as sniper, bacon was the only other brbuer on my team

karth: "watch out that sniper's really good"

feels good.

jk urbad l2snipe
[/quote]

im garbage
[/quote]

sit in ur trashcan, time to take out the garbage, cya





also tequila

[BS1]

I have five global awards for sniper.  8)
[spoiler]But it means nothing because Rick and Liquid barely play anymore.  :'([/spoiler]