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[Surf314]

My concert was awesome things I learned:

About canadians
-They are super nice.
-They write strange songs.
-I would like to move to your country if I ever leave here.

About booze
-Blue Moon beer is tasty
-Cider is still meh no matter how good the brand

About people
-Everyone likes to haze you underagers.  If you go to a show here expect gay striped band and X's on both hands in permanent marker.  Yea that's right stigma for you.
-Drinking whiskey on stage earns you instant respect

About people from Louisiana
-They are hardcore
-Often sound like Bob Dylan
-Have a thing for the drugs
-Are probably depressed
-Can be a band of one.  That's right one dude, one guitar, one harmonica.  Dude was like super busker time.

[ScottyGrayskull]

Speaking of bash.org quotes:

<DW>So, I had to get a colonoscopy today
<DW>That's where they stick a camera up your ass and take pictures of your intestines
<Relentless>that's just great
<DW>Anyway, that part wasn't bad, the bad part was the prep for it
<pyr0>which was...
<DW>I didn't eat anything yesterday. Starting at 3 PM I had to drink about 2 liters of this shit that would help clear my intestines out. Basically, from 3 PM until about 12 I had SEVERE abdominal cramps. I mean severe. I'm talking about rolling around on the floor punching shit severe
<DW>Anyway, during this, I started to get horny for some reason
<DW>It was a strange feeling really. Not even being able to stand up because of crippling pains, and yet at the same time, having a raging boner and wanting to jack off
<Relentless>this wont end well
<DW>Anyway, I had been shitting brown water since 3 (that's what the nasty shit I drank did), and I needed to again. But since I had a huge boner I figured I'll take care of it while I'm in the can. So, I'm standing over the toilet cranking one off, and I'm getting the shits, so I sit down. Just before I'm about to cum, I start feeling like I'm going to puke. Now, I had vomit brewing for awhile. You know that feeling you get when you're going to puke? When you start to feel sick and start salivating a lot? I had been getting that since I went to the bathroom. Anyway it built up enough that I started VIOLENTLY and LOUDLY puking. I'm fucking lucky the sink is right next to the toilet. The force of this caused me to begin shooting shit-water out of my ass with the force of a pressure washer. The spasming of my entire body caused my hand to move around enough that I started cumming.
<DW>So after all was said and done, I had a line of fire burning a line from my balls to and up my asscrack, puke in the sink, and cum covering my legs.
<DW>Yeah yesterday was not a good day :\
*LONG pause*
<pyr0>...
<Neo>what the fuck
<SSB>.....
<CT_Frog>o_o
<MMB>You have lived more in that one moment than anyone else in their entire lives

[CaffeinePowered]

That story is just grand, and yea, if you ever have a colonoscopy, you have to drink like a gallon jug of this special laxative to completely flush your pipes. You won't leave the toilet most of the day.

[The GHost]

This thread amuses and befuddles me

It may not be a contest, but for the record; I'm winning this thread.

[Surf314]

The Ghost is here!  The Ghost is here!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

[Kor]

My concert was awesome things I learned:

About canadians
-They are super nice.
-They write strange songs.
-I would like to move to your country if I ever leave here.

I have a couch when you're ready.

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=34.msg1329#msg1329 date=1207536549]
My concert was awesome things I learned:

About canadians
-They are super nice.
-They write strange songs.
-I would like to move to your country if I ever leave here.

I have a couch when you're ready.
[/quote]

Only bad thing about Canada is that you have the possibility or running into Nickelback and their fans.  Wait do Canadians even like Nickelback?

[Chooly]

[quote author=Kor link=topic=34.msg1381#msg1381 date=1207573433]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=34.msg1329#msg1329 date=1207536549]
My concert was awesome things I learned:

About canadians
-They are super nice.
-They write strange songs.
-I would like to move to your country if I ever leave here.

I have a couch when you're ready.
[/quote]

Only bad thing about Canada is that you have the possibility or running into Nickelback and their fans.  Wait do Canadians even like Nickelback?
[/quote]

Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.

[The GHost]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=34.msg1385#msg1385 date=1207575013]
[quote author=Kor link=topic=34.msg1381#msg1381 date=1207573433]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=34.msg1329#msg1329 date=1207536549]
My concert was awesome things I learned:

About canadians
-They are super nice.
-They write strange songs.
-I would like to move to your country if I ever leave here.

I have a couch when you're ready.
[/quote]

Only bad thing about Canada is that you have the possibility or running into Nickelback and their fans.  Wait do Canadians even like Nickelback?
[/quote]

Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.
[/quote]

Little known fact: we actually have an official stat holiday the point of which is to spend time with your loved ones shunning Nickleback.

Unless you live in Alberta like me, in which case you're surrounded by idiots.(Nickelback is from Alberta)

[ToiletDuck]

Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.

haha, true that.

we've got some pretty rad indie music though! not to mention all the stuff that comes out of montreal/toronto, especially if you're into that electronic stuff.

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Chooly link=topic=34.msg1401#msg1401 date=1207579969]
Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.

haha, true that.

we've got some pretty rad indie music though! not to mention all the stuff that comes out of montreal/toronto, especially if you're into that electronic stuff.
[/quote]

Your country is the home of "RUSH" so Canada is already ranked in the tops for having good bands.  No need to defend yourselves just because of one bad apple (Nickelback).

[Kor]

Your country is the home of "RUSH" so Canada is already ranked in the tops for having good bands.  No need to defend yourselves just because of one bad apple (Nickelback).

Sigh, Rush. For the record, Nickleback was killed they day we all heard them being played nearly 6 times an hour for about a 8 week stretch on any top40 station.

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=34.msg1433#msg1433 date=1207591978]
Your country is the home of "RUSH" so Canada is already ranked in the tops for having good bands.  No need to defend yourselves just because of one bad apple (Nickelback).

Sigh, Rush. For the record, Nickleback was killed they day we all heard them being played nearly 6 times an hour for about a 8 week stretch on any top40 station.
[/quote]

Well maybe Chad Kroeger getting hit with a rock during a concert will cheer you up

[Surf314]

I've been playing terrible lately =(

Well maybe its a sign, I do have a lot of work to do. Le sigh

[Vandamguy]

Well maybe Chad Kroeger getting hit with a rock during a concert will cheer you up

gleeee

[Chooly]

[quote author=Chooly link=topic=34.msg1401#msg1401 date=1207579969]
Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.

haha, true that.

we've got some pretty rad indie music though! not to mention all the stuff that comes out of montreal/toronto, especially if you're into that electronic stuff.
[/quote]

I've got alot of love for that electronic stuff

[Surf314]

[quote author=ToiletDuck link=topic=34.msg1419#msg1419 date=1207586524]
[quote author=Chooly link=topic=34.msg1401#msg1401 date=1207579969]
Nickelback is the collective /facepalm of canada's music industry.

haha, true that.

we've got some pretty rad indie music though! not to mention all the stuff that comes out of montreal/toronto, especially if you're into that electronic stuff.
[/quote]

I've got alot of love for that electronic stuff
[/quote]

You guys have got some rockin indie music, I saw the weakerthans on sunday. I hearted it.

[ToiletDuck]

You guys have got some rockin indie music, I saw the weakerthans on sunday. I hearted it.

awesome, they're from my city

[Chooly]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=34.msg1538#msg1538 date=1207622645]
You guys have got some rockin indie music, I saw the weakerthans on sunday. I hearted it.

awesome, they're from my city
[/quote]

Do you every make your way down to Niagara Falls? We're pretty close to one another

[ToiletDuck]

nope i've actually never been to Ontario :O

i would love to head out east for a change though