Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[Surf314]

I love Dave Barry. Here's his explanation of the Economic Stimulus Checks that will be making the rounds shortly:

     Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?

    A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

    Q. Where will the government get this money?

    A. From taxpayers.

    Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?

    A. Only a smidgen.

    Q. What is the purpose of this payment?

    A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.

    Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?

    A. Shut up.

He's from Miami  ;D, my wife, dad and grandma love him.  They are all also from Miami.  I think that it is a requirement.

[Greatbacon]

grumpygamer.com
This is the blog of Ron Gilbert, the guy who worked on the original Maniac Mansion and Monkey Island.  The blog itself is kinda "meh", but the column "What I'm Surfing" there on the right is a great source for funny, random-ass, websites.  I.E. a report on the correlation between the facial hair of programing language developers and the success of the language.

[Surf314]

OMFG THIS IS FOR ME?



Also stupidest criminal alive

[Surf314]

Forget the panda, here are the real kung fu bears:

[Tragic Hero]

Forget the panda, here are the real kung fu bears:

Surf is good at this.

Funny YTMND. 

[copulatingduck]

I think Caff would say something along the lines of "You all fail!"

I guess it would happen with all the idiots running around as medic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPESj8MffRk

[Surf314]

I think Caff would say something along the lines of "You all fail!"

I guess it would happen with all the idiots running around as medic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPESj8MffRk

This video scares me.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=copulatingduck link=topic=52.msg5147#msg5147 date=1209677023]
I think Caff would say something along the lines of "You all fail!"

I guess it would happen with all the idiots running around as medic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPESj8MffRk

This video scares me.
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So many opportunities to break that shit up I dont know where to begin

[Versus]

Wow. :o

[Surf314]

Emo lincoln is Emo

[exanimo]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eI6jsKYQDQE

Ahh .. Korea, how I love you so.

[CaffeinePowered]

Delicious Blasphomy is Delicious

http://animatedhediedforourteam.ytmnd.com/

[Versus]

Delicious Blasphomy is Delicious

http://animatedhediedforourteam.ytmnd.com/

holy shit that was awesome. I like the Hitman: Blood Money music in there

[copulatingduck]

One of the few good things to come out of the TF2 forums over on forums.steampowered.com/forums. There's some good and bad ones in here, but it's worth the read imho.

Well Train Achievements
http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/sh...p?t=679292

[Surf314]

Futility

1 : the quality or state of being futile : uselessness
2 : a useless act or gesture <the futilities of debate for its own sake — W. A. White>
3 :

[Surf314]

Greatest fan made music video ever!

Also very relevant to the internets.

[copulatingduck]

My boss is not pleased either.

http://mit.edu/david247/Public/2.Thu/notpleased.jpg

That's in my Thesis Directory. 

[copulatingduck]

Lol, anyone remember ToiletDuck making that Angry Janitor guy rage-quit yesterday because he kept sapping that guy's sentry? Lol.

Also, Noompsie. Best. Zombie. Panic. Personality. Ever. I have never killed myself trying to save someone selflessly in a game before. I did trying to save him. He was that fucking awesome.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=CaffeinePowered link=topic=52.msg5388#msg5388 date=1209774307]
Delicious Blasphomy is Delicious

http://animatedhediedforourteam.ytmnd.com/

holy shit that was awesome. I like the Hitman: Blood Money music in there
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Greatest version of Ave Maria. Evar.

Also..Angry Janitor
Angry..Yes...
Janitor...Not so Much

[ToiletDuck]

Also, Noompsie. Best. Zombie. Panic. Personality. Ever. I have never killed myself trying to save someone selflessly in a game before. I did trying to save him. He was that fucking awesome.

lol, yes. and because he got mad, that Angry Kon Artist got mad as well :o so much anger! it wasn't so much my sapping, it was me sapping his sentry, him fixing it, me backstabbing him, and then sapping his sentry AGAIN before it could react to me. he was mad because the sentry didn't kill me after he fixed it.

also, double face stab kill is double the face stab kills :-*. i must attempt to do it again!