Has anyone else seen this? (Official lulz thread)

[jorge]

I'll volunteer for a vaginoplasty if there are some quotas to meet.

[Vandamguy]

take pix

[ScottyGrayskull]

I'll volunteer for a vaginoplasty if there are some quotas to meet.

Already taken care of. I think you'll find the ratio much better now.

PS: I'll put it back the way it was tomorrow. ^_^

[Surf314]

[Surf314]

While I strongly disprove of this thread having any lolcatz, there are way too many geeks here not to share this one.



Also Terry Pratchett has some good stuff on schrodingers cat.

[Mission Difficult]

While I strongly disprove of this thread having any lolcatz, there are way too many geeks here not to share this one.



Also Terry Pratchett has some good stuff on schrodingers cat.

I thought the cat was in a box, the question was whether or not it was alive.

[Surf314]

You are correct, but you can't expect a lolcat to know that.

[Versus]

[Surf314]

I love that versus.

[copulatingduck]

Hai u guys! I think I figured out what the problem with the server was earlier!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=749_1212006560

[Surf314]

Iggy Pop could have the wrong job, he appears to be the greatest comedic genius of our time

Also:


That should help you kids get into heaven, I'm safe - I'm married.

[CaffeinePowered]

Iggy Pop could have the wrong job, he appears to be the greatest comedic genius of our time

Also:


That should help you kids get into heaven, I'm safe - I'm married.

Wait wait wait, so...sticking a lit cigar into a cooch is considering whoredom and damnation?

[Surf314]

Of course, cuz evangelists hate Bill Clinton.

[Tragic Hero]

No picture to go with this unfortunately but this guy and his daughter came to our door recently.  When I opened it and greeted him he asked me "If this was a bad time?".  Since my rents are selling the house and I'm moving out soon I asked if he was interested in the house.  He responds "No I just wanted to know if you wanted to be saved by God". 

So I look at his and respond "Yeah this is kind of a bad time".  He just gave me the blankest stare and just said "Oh.  Well god bless you then". 

Not to bash anyones belief but what is it with Christians going around trying to recruit people?  You don't see anyone of the Jewish denomination or I don't get any Muslims coming to my door asking me to follow Allah (don't mean to offend if I spell that wrong).  It only seems to be Christians and the much lesser denominations (Jehovahs witness and Scientologists in the downtown area of Chicago).

[ScottyGrayskull]

Not to bash anyones belief but what is it with Christians going around trying to recruit people?  You don't see anyone of the Jewish denomination or I don't get any Muslims coming to my door asking me to follow Allah (don't mean to offend if I spell that wrong).  It only seems to be Christians and the much lesser denominations (Jehovahs witness and Scientologists in the downtown area of Chicago).

Heh, around here we get mormons every summer. You can always tell because they're the only people wearing black suits with white shirts in that weather just randomly walking around town.

Not sure on this, but I would guess that Christianity has more membership turnover than other religions, and more members that don't give back to the church. Plus... you know... the whole history of going around and "spreading the good word".

[CaffeinePowered]

[Versus]

LOL, wtf.

[1Trace1]

Lol caff i'm goin to think of that story everytime I sell those diapers to people at my work.

[Kor]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=52.msg9432#msg9432 date=1212162233]
Not to bash anyones belief but what is it with Christians going around trying to recruit people?  You don't see anyone of the Jewish denomination or I don't get any Muslims coming to my door asking me to follow Allah (don't mean to offend if I spell that wrong).  It only seems to be Christians and the much lesser denominations (Jehovahs witness and Scientologists in the downtown area of Chicago).

Heh, around here we get mormons every summer. You can always tell because they're the only people wearing black suits with white shirts in that weather just randomly walking around town.

Not sure on this, but I would guess that Christianity has more membership turnover than other religions, and more members that don't give back to the church. Plus... you know... the whole history of going around and "spreading the good word".
[/quote]

When I have Jehovahs ask me if I'm ready to be saved by Christ, I ask them if they're ready to be set free from ritual, tradition, and indoctrination: I've yet to have any of them give my question any serious consideration. It sometimes saddens the soul   /endblasphemy

[Wedge]

LOL, wtf.

Optimus no!!!