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[azrael]

"Introductions
Who are you, where did you come from, why are you here"

aZrael, a stork brought me, cos mosni said he'd kill me if I didnt

:p

I'm Az, I'm a 21 yr old student from Northern Ireland. Im currently take a year out before returning for my final year in Multimedia and Computing Design. This year I'm working as an Events Manager for a Multiplayer e-Sports company called GAMETHEWORLD. I running LAN and online PC and Console events for gamers from all over the UK and Ireland.

Im a massive PC gaming and have recently broken free of a 3 year stint in World of Warcrack. So now I am jumping happily back into the bossum of FPS and online fun and am finding TF2 a great place to play as the craic is gd and theres normally very little annoying kids swearing and being general "online f**kwads".

Anyway thats all about me, you can catch me on xfire "gtwazrael" or steam "azrael" and if im not on either of those im chasing mosni with my Medic Syringe

[ainmosni]

Welcome man, glad to have you aboard. *Burns you with his flamethrower*

[CaffeinePowered]

Welcome, I take it you found your way here via the Euro server

[copulatingduck]

ZOMG, an intro with details, ZOMG!

Welcome back from WoW-fail. Good to have you.

[rumsfald]

You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

[Budr]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

You know what a turtle is?

[Vandamguy]

You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling toward you...

green
iced tea
fish n chips
rape the tortoise

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=597.msg14720#msg14720 date=1214076134]
You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortoise.  It's crawling toward you...

green
iced tea
fish n chips
rape the tortoise
[/quote]

:'( I just bought a tshirt with a tortoise on it today.  :'(

[Vandamguy]

:'( I just bought a tshirt with a tortoise on it today.  :'(

com'ere you sexy thing

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=copulatingduck link=topic=597.msg14728#msg14728 date=1214076330]
:'( I just bought a tshirt with a tortoise on it today.  :'(

com'ere you sexy thing
[/quote]

<3

[Eschatos]

You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

ORANGE
boddingtons
bangers n' mash
Ride it to civilization

[Evil Cheese]

Fuck yeah bangers 'n mash. I'll take that over fish 'n chips any day.

[Luca Shoal]

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

Kick it, hoping I'm not on a spirit journey and end up having to climb a pyramid.

[Surf314]

You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

Green
Boddingtons
Fish n' Chips
Fuck you I'm a replicant

[azrael]

lol I like reading the evolution of this thread so lets keep it up me tinks

I don't pick my clothes the Dishes Monster does,
I very much doubt I'll be sober enough to order anything,
I'm always hungry, give me both,
OMFG how does it know im allergic? *PUNTS*

On a more serious note, thanks for the welcome you bunch of loppytoons, except Mosni, no thanks to you my arse is on fire and it's probably what attracted the turtle, I'll get you Mosni, I'll get you.

Az

[Squishy3]

You are picking out a new shirt, do you pick an orange or green one?

You are in a pub, do you order guiness or boddingtons?

You get hungry, do you order fish n' chips or bangers n' mash?

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down... you look down and you see a tortiose.  It's crawling toward you...

I pick an orange one because orange is closer to the color red because red is a badass color.

I order neither because I'd be kicked out instantly since I'm underage.

I order fish n' chips and eat the chips and have sex with the dead fish.

I proceed to break open the tortoise's shell with my abs of steel and then eat what's inside.