How can cheese be evil?

[Evil Cheese]

There’s actually quite a bit of information I have relinquished about myself scattered throughout the forums. I’ve decided to pull it all together and make an intro post out of it with added content not available on the Dtoid version. I’ll even reveal the source of my name  :o .

My name is Jarod, I’m 20 years old and I live in Northern Virginia. I’m a full time student at George Mason University (yes the one that made it into the Final Four of the NCAA basketball tournament three seasons ago) and I’m working on a BS in IT with a concentration on network administration and security. I also have a part time job at a small non-profit education facility where I am the IT department. I’ve also taken a non stipend internship at a local community college for the summer where I do a bunch of mundane IT stuff like make network cables and ghost computers, but at least I get to play with fairly new computers. Some of my hobbies besides gaming are screwing around in Flash/PS/whatever other image software I can get my hands on, lacrosse (even though I haven’t played in three years  :'( ), water skiing, Hiadong Gumdo (even though haven’t attended a class in three years either), and cooking.

I practically grew up on PC games and Nintendo systems. I’ve been playing computer games (although at the time mostly edutainment) since I was about four or five when my Mom brought home an old i386 from work. Shortly after I also got a SNES for Christmas; I’ve owned every major Nintendo console since (and most of the handhelds too). Up until recently I didn’t play a whole lot of FPSs mostly due to the fact that I wasn’t (and am still not) very good at them, my favorite genres were mostly RPGs, action platformers, and adventure games. The early FPSs that I did play were Wolfenstein 3D and Star Wars: Dark Forces. High school is really when I started to get into network FPSs, which consisted of cracked Quake and later CS, with friends who would play it on the school’s network. I’ve also played Battlefield 2, Star Wars: Battle Front, and Halo for the PC (lolz). Luckily those games were a segue into a couple of my favorite games, Bioshock and Half-Life 2.

I’ve playing on the BRB!U servers since I think the first FNF Caff and Kor hosted on server one. I’m really glad everybody not lame stuck it out through all the e-drama on Dtoid and we’re all still playing together. I’d be stuck on the PS3 with less epic lolz (no offense Shipero) if it wasn’t for you guys.

Now for the name story I promised you. When I was in elementary school I use to draw a comic, if you could call a sheet of notebook paper filled with crooked frames and doodles a comic, about a super hero named Potato Man. Potato Man was, as the name suggests, a potato with super powers that would go on all sorts of ‘80’s Justice Leauge-esque adventures. He had a number of nemeses and one them was Evil Cheese. Evil Cheese was my favorite villain out of the bunch and so I guess the name stuck in my subconscious for a while until I was trying to think of a handle to use for CS. I’ve used mostly some variation of Evil Cheese for various forums and websites ever since.

Happy now Rummy?

tl;dr

[fyre]

tl;dr

Just kidding, I actually did. Mostly.

lacrosse

Lawl. There's something about lacrosse that I find endlessly amusing.

[Vandamguy]

+1 for quality
would read again

[copulatingduck]

+1 for quality
would read again

[Surf314]

+1 for quality
would read again

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=601.msg14807#msg14807 date=1214098515]
+1 for quality
would read again

[/quote]
Copulating, get this man a Pass image, STAT!

Jarod, we need scans of Potato Man comics Pronto.  I want to see Potato Man and his sidekick Sourface Cream wipe the floor with Evil Cheese and the Irish menace that is Bac O'bits.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=copulatingduck link=topic=601.msg14808#msg14808 date=1214098774]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=601.msg14807#msg14807 date=1214098515]
+1 for quality
would read again

[/quote]
Copulating, get this man a Pass image, STAT!

Jarod, we need scans of Potato Man comics Pronto.  I want to see Potato Man and his sidekick Sourface Cream wipe the floor with Evil Cheese and the Irish menace that is Bac O'bits.
[/quote]

I sawee I swow, I've been drunk and/or helping with multiple build-a-rigs all day.



The kisses make it extra special!! Very nice post is very nice.

[CaffeinePowered]

[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=601.msg14807#msg14807 date=1214098515]
+1 for quality
would read again

[/quote]

Shouldn't you be posting that 'Pass Image'

[Neonie]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=601.msg14824#msg14824 date=1214106403]
[quote author=copulatingduck link=topic=601.msg14808#msg14808 date=1214098774]
[quote author=Vandamguy link=topic=601.msg14807#msg14807 date=1214098515]
+1 for quality
would read again

[/quote]
Copulating, get this man a Pass image, STAT!

Jarod, we need scans of Potato Man comics Pronto.  I want to see Potato Man and his sidekick Sourface Cream wipe the floor with Evil Cheese and the Irish menace that is Bac O'bits.
[/quote]

I sawee I swow, I've been drunk and/or helping with multiple build-a-rigs all day.



The kisses make it extra special!! Very nice post is very nice.
[/quote]

+1 because I love rounding people off to 50.

[Budr]

Jarod, we need scans of Potato Man comics Pronto.

[Evil Cheese]

This is the only one I could find. It's an earlier one featuring the villain Sour Pickle.

I'll list a grammatically correct transcription too so you don't have to strain to read it.

Header
Faster than an egg...
Potato Man!
The hero of the four food groups. (yeah I know there's six, shuddap)

Frame 1
[no text]

Frame 2
Potato Man: Back at home.

Frame 3
[off frame]: Help!
Potato Man: Right when the good show is on.

Frame 4
[no text]

Frame 5
Sour Pickle: Hahaha!
Potato Man: Stop!

Frame 6
Sour Pickle: Potato Man?!
Potato Man: That's me.

Frame 7
Sour Pickle: Don't make me use my secret weapon!

Frame 8
Sour Pickle: This!

Frame 9
Potato Man: Oh no!

Frame 10
Potato Man: Potato Power!
[musical notes]

Frame 11
Potato Man: Yes!

Frame 12
Potato Man: Eat this!
Sour Pickle: Wacha! (? I don't know really what that says)

Fame 13
Sour Pickle: Aaaahhhh!

Fame 14
Potato Man: Away.

Frame 15
[off frame]:  Help!
Potato Man: Not again!

[rumsfald]

Serious props for sharing Potato man.

Oh, and any time I get hit by a crit rocket, I yell "Wacha."

[Versus]

I am silently laughing very hard in the computer lab...lmao. definitely +1 and more if I remember to.

[NiceGuy]

You sir have my applause for your epic comic. +1

[Versus]

Why is he helping people when there's clearly something more important on the TV?