Yallo

[CorpseFactor]

Yallo, I'm CorpseFactor, A.k.a. Corpsefactory a.k.a FlamingJuggulars....eh so on and so forth. I am 16 years old and am almost 17. =3 I have played at the brb.u servers many times and was glad to see that I was invited to join you. Lesse here, My favorite games would have to be TF2, UT, BF2142, Resident Evil 3, F.E.A.R., and Okami. But my overall favorite would have to be Bioshock or Half Live 2+epis. I get easily addicted to the game and can't stop playing it. I love shooting bees at people, then setting them on fire. But I like to launch gnomes into combine zombie's faces. XD Physics are beautiful in all ways as well.

But, he worst game I've played is the Resident Evil Ripoff Instinct. I saw it and thought, "Oh, this will be fun." But it sucked terribly, I want to find the person who gave it a good review and shove it down their throat. Biggest waste of 15 dollars ever. Moving on, I am stuck in Indiana, and started Valve games with HL1 thanks to my bro. The rest, is history, and now I enjoy my time playing a multitude of multiplayer games.

I know people here in a way, but only as team mates or enemies from the servers. I play heavy, pyro, engineer, and medic pretty well. Next best is sniper, demo, and spy. but my worst ones are soldier and scout.  Anyway, that is my intro ^^ But remember this! "In Soviet Russia, N00b rapes you!"


Edit.S. Notice how I DIDN'T put Halo 3 or any other Halo games...Not that I don't like them, they just are not my favorites. I get bored of them easily.

[Surf314]

Everyone's invited but your intro needs a bit more meat.  I posted some starter questions in Darklinks thread but really you should go with what games you like, if you know anyone here, what you play at and how good you are, etc.

We don't need an autobiography just enough to separate you from the rest.  Plus I need material for my sig.  I've been getting lazy about it.

[Surf314]

Perfect! And you even used the edit button.  A +1 for you.

Also to catch you up on some of our in-jokes (cuz you touched on one in your intro).  Uninstalling is what you do when you lose.  As in screw this game I'm uninstalling.  Halo 3 is what you play after you uninstall.  And Jorge is responsible for all victories (even though I don't see him on much anymore).  If you had been playing since this started it would only make a tiny bit more sense.  Just roll with it.

[CorpseFactor]

Huzzah! A +1! Ok, got it, thanks for the advice! +1 for the help.

[CaffeinePowered]

Welcome, if you liked Bioshock you should go play Deus Ex or System Shock 2, both games were heavily copied from / inspiration for Bioshock. The atmosphere from the game is also largely ganked from Fallout

[Surf314]

OMG Dues Ex is one of the greatest games of all time.  Both story and gameplay = incredible.

[Greatbacon]

Deus Ex is $10 on steam.  Best damn cash you'll spend, Orange Box aside.

[CorpseFactor]

Hmm, Deus Ex looks like an interesting game. I'll have to check it out. How would you describe SS2? And I haven't played the previous Fallouts, but Fallout 3 looks amazingly fun...I just gotta get Xbox 360 or PS3...or maybe my computer will work. If  It comes out for the PC anyway. XP

Edit: That's all I needed to know, I've been wondering where to get it. Thank you Bacon.

[CaffeinePowered]

Hmm, Deus Ex looks like an interesting game. I'll have to check it out. How would you describe SS2? And I haven't played the previous Fallouts, but Fallout 3 looks amazingly fun...I just gotta get Xbox 360 or PS3...or maybe my computer will work. If  It comes out for the PC anyway. XP

Edit: That's all I needed to know, I've been wondering where to get it. Thank you Bacon.

Fallout 1 and 2 are infinitely better than anything 3 will be, just torrent them and see for yourself.

System Shock 2 is well, its Bioshock, set on a space ship, its cyberpunk and it does everything Bioshock does only better, and also a fuck ton harder. Go listen to Yatzee's review on Bioshock for comparisons...

[xlilkrissyx]

Edit.S. Notice how I DIDN'T put Halo 3 or any other Halo games...Not that I don't like them, they just are not my favorites. I get bored of them easily.

+1, Halo = Gaylo.

[cbre88x]

Fallout 1 and 2 are infinitely better than anything 3 will be

infinitely better than a teddy bear launcher?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=23HxOOEtLu8

I think not good sir.

[Budr]

System Shock 2 is well, its Bioshock, set on a space ship, its cyberpunk and it does everything Bioshock does only better, and also a fuck ton harder.

Please don't even compare the two, Caff. SS2 is one of the most atmospheric games ever created. Bioshock was not.

[ainmosni]

[quote author=CorpseFactor link=topic=873.msg22362#msg22362 date=1216260374]
Edit.S. Notice how I DIDN'T put Halo 3 or any other Halo games...Not that I don't like them, they just are not my favorites. I get bored of them easily.

+1, Halo = Gaylo.
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You will find that most people on this forum aren't halo fans...

[copulatingduck]

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[quote author=CorpseFactor link=topic=873.msg22362#msg22362 date=1216260374]
Edit.S. Notice how I DIDN'T put Halo 3 or any other Halo games...Not that I don't like them, they just are not my favorites. I get bored of them easily.

+1, Halo = Gaylo.
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You will find that most people on this forum aren't halo fans...
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F that, there are plenty of Halo fans here.

[ToiletDuck]

HALO RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone know when the warthog will be in TF2? thx

[Eschatos]

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System Shock 2 is well, its Bioshock, set on a space ship, its cyberpunk and it does everything Bioshock does only better, and also a fuck ton harder.

Please don't even compare the two, Caff. SS2 is one of the most atmospheric games ever created. Bioshock was not.
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Bioshock was pretty damn atmospheric.  That must mean that SS2 is godlike.

[CorpseFactor]

I saw the halo kid video and lost all hope for the human race. -_-;

[timepants]

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[quote author=CorpseFactor link=topic=873.msg22362#msg22362 date=1216260374]
Edit.S. Notice how I DIDN'T put Halo 3 or any other Halo games...Not that I don't like them, they just are not my favorites. I get bored of them easily.

+1, Halo = Gaylo.
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You will find that most people on this forum agree halo is the greatest game series ever...
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[jorge]

HALO RULEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyone know when the warthog will be in TF2? thx

Next week, when Bungie announces they finally bought Valve out for what they're worth, 0.002 per share.

[cbre88x]

OH NOES! LET ME RECHARGE MUH SHIELDS!