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copulatingduck
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#21
07-21-2008, 08:27 AM

(07-20-2008, 07:17 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=904.msg23314#msg23314 date=1216599205]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=904.msg23283#msg23283 date=1216590376]
scenario: empty swimming pool, 25m x 10m  its like10m deep, you get a metal pipe
what could you take on?

i think i could comfortably take on something like a large dog, but once you get on to something like a bear, i think i would get raped.

I bet I could take on a bull. Or maybe a cougar.
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fuck no, you only have a pipe.
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I don't need a pipe to take on a bull or cougar. >Sad

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#22
07-21-2008, 09:06 AM

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#23
07-21-2008, 09:13 AM

Are we talking male or female??  Cuz I think I could take on male animals easier, just hit them in the goneys with the lead pipe.  Females however can be vicious especially if they think they are protecting their cubs.

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#24
07-21-2008, 09:24 AM

(07-21-2008, 09:13 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: Are we talking male or female??  Cuz I think I could take on male animals easier, just hit them in the goneys with the lead pipe.  Females however can be vicious especially if they think they are protecting their cubs.

Show them a kitty to distract them????

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#25
07-21-2008, 09:35 PM

I can take down an ant and a mosquito. 

I cannot face a wasp in combat.  I... can't.  I am psychologically unfit to face one.
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#26
07-21-2008, 10:59 PM

I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my penis.

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#27
07-21-2008, 11:53 PM

(07-21-2008, 10:59 PM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sandwich.


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#28
07-22-2008, 06:46 AM

(07-21-2008, 11:53 PM)Neonie link Wrote: [quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=904.msg23713#msg23713 date=1216699168]
I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sammich.


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Fixed that for you

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#29
07-22-2008, 11:49 AM

(07-21-2008, 09:24 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: Show them a kitty to distract them????

My only weakness...
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#30
07-22-2008, 01:03 PM

(07-22-2008, 06:46 AM)ScottyGrayskull link Wrote: [quote author=Neonie link=topic=904.msg23731#msg23731 date=1216702411]
[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=904.msg23713#msg23713 date=1216699168]
I could take on anything. Seriously, whatever comes at me would just get clubbed to death by my sammich.


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Fixed that for you
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#31
07-22-2008, 06:42 PM

I outwrestled a Gigantopithecus once.











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#32
07-22-2008, 07:02 PM

I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 
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#33
07-22-2008, 08:45 PM

(07-22-2008, 07:02 PM)Tragic Hero link Wrote: I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 

So, Anthrocon?
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#34
07-22-2008, 08:48 PM

(07-22-2008, 08:45 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: [quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=904.msg23917#msg23917 date=1216771334]
I can take on 8 Raccoons and maybe 15 Ferrets. 

So, Anthrocon?
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You sir, fucking win.
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#35
07-22-2008, 08:55 PM

I could take on the godamn batman, if I'm allowed to use my teeth.

I could also beat... myself, fight club style

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