The Story of Maggie Gyllenhaal

[MrGrey]

MAGGIE WAS BORN NOVEMBER 16, 1977




SHE HAD A ROUGH CHILD-HOOD.. NONE OF THE OTHER KIDS WANTED TO PLAY WITH HER




CONSTANTLY PICKED ON BY THE OTHER CHILDREN




SHE DECIDED TO TAKE UP THEATER




THE DRUGS AND EXTREME LIFE-STYLE STARTED TO TAKE A TOLL




SHE CLEANED HERSELF UP AND LANDED A SPOT ON THE STARFOX CREW




SHE THEN DECIDED TO MOVE TO HOLLYWOOD SO SHE GOT IN HER CAR AND DROVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY




MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL IS NOW A MAJOR CELEBRITY AND ALL IS WELL......EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SHE'S AN UGLY CUNT

GOD BLESS MAGGIE!!!

[jorge]

I'd hit it.

[Versus]

in before thread gets scottyg'd

[Wedge]

My boyfriend wouldn't stop talking about her being a pigface when watching The Dark Knight.  I had to shut him up because I hadn't seen the movie yet, but I didn't disagree.

[Dave]

wedge is gay?

[Versus]

wedge is gay?

yes

[Dave]

news to dave.

[jorge]

wedge is gay?

No, he's a girl.

[Neonie]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=946.msg24389#msg24389 date=1216944465]
wedge is gay?

No, he's a girl.
[/quote]

[cannedpeahes]

wedge is gay?

I just told somebody that in the server last night. They flipped a shit. I love homophobes.

This is interesting. I moved to here straight (no pun intended) from a page about Stranger than Fiction, which she also starred in. My two cents: I'd still hit it. But I'd also respect it in the morning.

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=946.msg24389#msg24389 date=1216944465]
wedge is gay?

I just told somebody that in the server last night. They flipped a shit. I love homophobes.

This is interesting. I moved to here straight (no pun intended) from a page about Stranger than Fiction, which she also starred in. My two cents: I'd still hit it. But I'd also respect it in the morning.
[/quote]

O HAI GRANDPA. HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? DID YOU FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE???

[xlilkrissyx]

was her face used for the pigmask in Saw?

[Vongore]

i'd hit i-HEY! what's doing a human on mah pigs?!

[Budr]

Basically, had no idea where to post this.



Probably NSFW.

[MrGrey]

i dont know whats more disturbing.. the pictures.. or how you come across this shit

[REDjackeT]

Basically, had no idea where to post this.

Probably NSFW.

Just as I scrolled down to that... the editor for the paper that I semi-work for walked in... thank you Budr!

As a side note... I liked her in stranger then fiction.  Maybe it was the over-all look though.  Hmm...

[rumsfald]

i dont know whats more disturbing.. the pictures.. or how you come across this shit

I am disturbed at how Budr seems to NOT be disturbed when he comes across this shit. He's like all, "well, this might be NSFW, but I'm so into weird shit I forget what people consider normal."

[Budr]

[quote author=MrGrey link=topic=946.msg26528#msg26528 date=1217542655]
i dont know whats more disturbing.. the pictures.. or how you come across this shit

I am disturbed at how Budr seems to NOT be disturbed when he comes across this shit. He's like all, "well, this might be NSFW, but I'm so into weird shit I forget what people consider normal."
[/quote]

Clicking NSFW links at work is a hobby of mine, makes browsing the internet that much more exciting. Also, I figured this was weird enough that it strayed into that realm beyond NSFW.

[Dave]

you need to see the shit he sends me ove steam


:'(

harry potter porn a vagoo the size of a clock poop soup

its all there and more :'(

[ScottyGrayskull]

i dont know whats more disturbing.. the pictures.. or how you come across this shit

Even if you don't frequent sex blogs this stuff isn't hard to find.