The Drunk Thread

[ainmosni]

[quote author=ainmosni link=topic=753.msg20042#msg20042 date=1215591154]
If I bumped this thread every time I would have been drunk it would gain 4 pages or something...

I'm too cool to be online while wasted. Most of the time...
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Who said anything about being online...

[Surf314]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=753.msg20043#msg20043 date=1215591759]
[quote author=ainmosni link=topic=753.msg20042#msg20042 date=1215591154]
If I bumped this thread every time I would have been drunk it would gain 4 pages or something...

I'm too cool to be online while wasted. Most of the time...
[/quote]

Who said anything about being online...
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Ainmosni has a program that automagically detects when he is drunk to bump this thread.  This may seem pretty sophisticated but I've seen it and it basically looks like this:

If work=0; bump.thread

(bear with me I have no programming skills)

[Eschatos]

[quote author=ainmosni link=topic=753.msg20046#msg20046 date=1215597965]
[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=753.msg20043#msg20043 date=1215591759]
[quote author=ainmosni link=topic=753.msg20042#msg20042 date=1215591154]
If I bumped this thread every time I would have been drunk it would gain 4 pages or something...

I'm too cool to be online while wasted. Most of the time...
[/quote]

Who said anything about being online...
[/quote]

Ainmosni has a program that automagically detects when he is drunk to bump this thread.  This may seem pretty sophisticated but I've seen it and it basically looks like this:

If work=0; bump.thread

(bear with me I have no programming skills)
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I think

if(work==0) { ainmosni.bump(thread) }

would work better.

[A. Crow]

My friends bachelor party:  awesome.

[MrGrey]

LOL.. now this is an official DRUNK thread.. now that Ain has posted

[Luinbariel]

I couldn't find this fucking thread the other night while drunk... it ends up popping up while sober? Bawww.

[ZargonX]

I couldn't find this fucking thread the other night while drunk... it ends up popping up while sober? Bawww.

Such is the irony of the Drunk thread. 

[Tragic Hero]

So alcohol is fun.  I've been getting cheated in beer pong.  I am a fucking sniper with my shots and my partner keeps sucking ass.  And last game both guys threw at the same time and sank their pongs in the same cup and ended the game on one throw.  Such bullshit...

[A. Crow]

So alcohol is fun.  I've been getting cheated in beer pong.  I am a fucking sniper with my shots and my partner keeps sucking ass.  And last game both guys threw at the same time and sank their pongs in the same cup and ended the game on one throw.  Such bullshit...

I've had this happen myself, but it was two girls that did it to us and they had a 3rd girl distracting us.  It was ok though, at the end of the night I came out on top.

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=753.msg23059#msg23059 date=1216525350]
So alcohol is fun.  I've been getting cheated in beer pong.  I am a fucking sniper with my shots and my partner keeps sucking ass.  And last game both guys threw at the same time and sank their pongs in the same cup and ended the game on one throw.  Such bullshit...

I've had this happen myself, but it was two girls that did it to us and they had a 3rd girl distracting us.  It was ok though, at the end of the night I came out on top.


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In more ways than one I hope.  I ended up beating the champs.  My bro couldn't sink anything so I had to snipe most of the cups.  We ended up being champs.

[ktj]

bralrb!
I had to reply to this thread because I have work tomorrow.
Cheers mate, got some jack daniels !

[Tragic Hero]

So yeah Im kind of drunk again on a Sat night.  Didn't really plan on it but my room mate just invited a bunch of kids over.  And at this magnificent moment of clarity I have to say that Rush is one of the most underrated bands ever.

[CaffeinePowered]

So yeah Im kind of drunk again on a Sat night.  Didn't really plan on it but my room mate just invited a bunch of kids over.  And at this magnificent moment of clarity I have to say that Rush is one of the most underrated bands ever.

YYZ ftw

Also when are you going to have your party for your new place?

[Tragic Hero]

[quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=753.msg25228#msg25228 date=1217136365]
So yeah Im kind of drunk again on a Sat night.  Didn't really plan on it but my room mate just invited a bunch of kids over.  And at this magnificent moment of clarity I have to say that Rush is one of the most underrated bands ever.

YYZ ftw

Also when are you going to have your party for your new place?
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This saturday most likely.  I'll definitely let you know.

[ainmosni]

bump times 600 for the last 2 months.

[cannedpeahes]

There aren't even 600 days in two months!

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[Dave]

There aren't even 600 days in two months!

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ains drunk system works like super sayan, he can become drunk up to a level of ten, each day, 2 motnhs = 60 days on average, so yes,
yes he can bump 600 times in 2 months,

[A. Crow]

Gentlemen... and Ladies,

The world is a Gaussian. And pretty much everything in the world can be described with a Gaussian.  A Gaussian is better known as a bell -curve, for those of us who, well, don't know what a Gaussian is for one poor reason or another.  This means there is a majority to the distribution of... anything that lies close to a center point, but also suggests there are extremes that are ridiculously far away from that center point.  And for something far in the positive direction, there is something equally far in the negative direction.  I believe this holds true for mixers.  This means, that in the world of mixed drinks, there is probably something that mixes perfectly, with just about every damn kind of alcohol you could imagine, but there must also be an opposite extreme; something that does not mix with anything.  Gentlemen I present to you, Mountain Dew Game Fuel, 5 months past it's expiration date; the Universal Worst Mixer.  I found a case of the stuff buried under some other stuff in my apartment from when Halo 3 came out: my GF at the time thought it might taste good, bought a case, discovered that quite the contrary is true, and unloaded it on me.  I rediscovered it earlier today.  I have spent the night mixing it with whiskey, rum, vodka, ameratto, and peach schnapps, and several combinations of the a fore mentioned, with and without sour mix.  I have yet to find a mix that actually tastes good.  I do believe I've done myself harm, not from the alcohol, but from the soda.  Dear Lord, smite whoever created this drink.

[Tragic Hero]

Gentlemen... and Ladies,

The world is a Gaussian. And pretty much everything in the world can be described with a Gaussian.  A Gaussian is better known as a bell -curve, for those of us who, well, don't know what a Gaussian is for one poor reason or another.   This means there is a majority to the distribution of... anything that lies close to a center point, but also suggests there are extremes that are ridiculously far away from that center point.  And for something far in the positive direction, there is something equally far in the negative direction.  I believe this holds true for mixers.  This means, that in the world of mixed drinks, there is probably something that mixes perfectly, with just about every damn kind of alcohol you could imagine, but there must also be an opposite extreme; something that does not mix with anything.  Gentlemen I present to you, Mountain Dew Game Fuel, 5 months past it's expiration date; the Universal Worst Mixer.   I found a case of the stuff buried under some other stuff in my apartment from when Halo 3 came out: my GF at the time thought it might taste good, bought a case, discovered that quite the contrary is true, and unloaded it on me.  I rediscovered it earlier today.  I have spent the night mixing it with whiskey, rum, vodka, ameratto, and peach schnapps, and several combinations of the a fore mentioned, with and without sour mix.  I have yet to find a mix that actually tastes good.  I do believe I've done myself harm, not from the alcohol, but from the soda.  Dear Lord, smite whoever created this drink.

LOL.  Good to know.  Just from assumption I would have to say Blackhouse doesn't mix good with anything at all.

[HeK]

I do know that you can mix up to three shots of Vodka into a can Monster Kaos and you cannot taste the alcohol. Good for the women-folk who complain when they can taste booze in their drinks. Plus it tastes like orange crush.