Dont cheat with a married woman! Why?....

[IdiotWithGuns]

[10:59] IdiotWithGuns: how was your weekend?
[11:00] Jack: eh u know
[11:00] Jack: so so
[11:00] Jack: someone tried to kill me
[11:00] IdiotWithGuns: nice
[11:00] Jack: other than that the norm
[11:00] IdiotWithGuns: why would anyone want you dead?
[11:00] Jack: cause im with their woman
[11:00] IdiotWithGuns: hahaha
[11:00] Jack: dude showed up at my place while she was there
[11:00] IdiotWithGuns: i knew it was comming
[11:01] Jack: with his brother
[11:01] IdiotWithGuns: hahaha
[11:01] IdiotWithGuns: go on
[11:01] IdiotWithGuns: i can tell... this is going to be a good story
[11:01] Jack: well aparently he was staking the place out
[11:02] Jack: and my window blinds were open
[11:02] Jack: in the living room
[11:02] Jack: i have a huge window
[11:02] Jack: and he calls her
[11:02] Jack: and she walks outta my room and outside to talk to him
[11:02] Jack: and he sees her commin outta my room
[11:03] Jack: and he asks her what shes doing and she says"Im outside" and he says "So am I"
[11:03] Jack: and she looks over the rail from upstairs and hes standing there
[11:03] IdiotWithGuns: LOL
[11:03] Jack: and shes like "Oh shit!" and he says "Oh shits right"
[11:04] Jack: and im inside and dont know this is happening
[11:04] Jack: and he tells her to come down and talk to her
[11:04] Jack: so shes outside a bit and im walkin past the window and she a truck that looks like his
[11:04] IdiotWithGuns: LOL 2x
[11:04] Jack: and i think theres no way thats his truck
[11:04] Jack: so im still chillin and then she walks in
[11:05] Jack: and shes crying
[11:05] Jack: and shes like did u hear that?
[11:05] Jack: and i say "No... was that tim?"
[11:05] Jack: and she says yeah
[11:05] Jack: so he got pissed threw his wedding ring and was driving all crazy in my parking lot
[11:05] Jack: then puttin his car in reverse
[11:05] Jack: and screatchin his tires
[11:06] Jack: then got out again and punched the wall a couple of times
[11:06] Jack: then said he was gonna come up to talk to me
[11:06] Jack: and she told him to just leave
[11:06] Jack: so im like "wow"
[11:06] Jack: so next thing i know my phone is ringing
[11:06] Jack: my personal and my work phone
[11:06] Jack: and its this clown
[11:07] Jack: and shes tellin me not to answer
[11:07] Jack: and i tell her she needs to call him cause he likes to call her parents and tell them everything
[11:07] Jack: so she calls him and he says hes commin back over
[11:07] IdiotWithGuns: HAHAH i have to ask you for your permission to post this in the forums
[11:07] Jack: cause he needs to talk to me
[11:07] Jack: your not posting this shit lol
[11:07] Jack: and shes like "We need to leave"
[11:07] IdiotWithGuns: i ll change your name around
[11:08] Jack: "now"
[11:08] IdiotWithGuns: right
[11:08] Jack: and i say "I gotta ask.... this guy got a gun? or does his brother?"
[11:08] Jack: and shes like "No no they dont"
[11:08] Jack: but hes ex-marine so im like uhhh
[11:08] Jack: so we bounce
[11:08] IdiotWithGuns: LOL
[11:09] Jack: and end up posted up ontop of a parkin garage
[11:09] Jack: only car there
[11:09] Jack: while she sorts everything out
[11:09] Jack: shit was CRAZY!!!
[11:09] Jack: dude had been walkin around my apt
[11:09] Jack: checkin the pool and shit
[11:09] Jack: just crazy bro
[11:09] Jack: u cant post this shit
[11:10] Jack: incase he stumbles across it lol
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: oh how?
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: c mon
[11:10] Jack: dudes a little crazy
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: LOL
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: a little
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: anyways
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: good story
[11:10] Jack: i was expecting him to be in my closet when i got home
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: it going on the forums that are not with umlan
[11:10] Jack: in camo with a knife
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: brbuninstalling
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: .com
[11:10] Jack: lookin like arnold from the predator
[11:10] IdiotWithGuns: LOL
[11:11] Jack: yeah that was my friday night
[11:11] Jack: but it was more exciting than yours

And the moral of this story is?



Buy a gun.

P.S. do i get a +1?
;D

[rumsfald]

I can't wait for the sequel where she cheats on "Jack" and he is the one who goes apeshit.

edited by ainmosni to protect "Jack"

[Surf314]

LOL

[IdiotWithGuns]

there will be a sequal i can feel it
i ll keep you guys posted
lol

[CaffeinePowered]

Funny shit, Im surprised he didn't call the cops

[Surf314]

Funny shit, Im surprised he didn't call the cops

Or Chuck Norris.

[Vongore]

i told you to not post it. now i'm screwed ><

[IdiotWithGuns]

LOL

[ainmosni]

For "Jack"

[Kyrie Sutra FRICK]

Lol that is actually pretty funny but erm ... my man would kill me not the other guy and vice versa. He sounds like a redneck to me. Only they have trucks and act that way.

[Panda]

+1 sir.

So a buddy of mine was in the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION as your friend, fucking the wife of some ex-military guy.  I kept warning him that one day the husband is going to show up wanting his blood, but of course no one listens to Panda they're all like "what the fuck do you know bearface you eat bamboo all day."  Well we're chilling on his patio having a smoke and a beer and GUESS WHO SHOWS UP TO SAY HELLO!  This giant death-ogre asks "which one of you is fucking my wife?", and I couldn't help myself responding "What?  It can't be both?"

This guy goes from perturbed to super fucking pissed faster than I can get out of my lawn chair before he punches me directly in the side of the head.  In the ensuing struggle I managed to blast the guy straight in the balls with an elbow and we all sit down and have a talk which ends with "if I see either of you near my wife, you're dead."

[Dave]

aha good shit, i would simply beat the fuck out of the cheating guy then smear his blood on my woman

im a man of simple tastes.

[copulatingduck]

+1 sir.

So a buddy of mine was in the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION as your friend, fucking the wife of some ex-military guy.  I kept warning him that one day the husband is going to show up wanting his blood, but of course no one listens to Panda they're all like "what the fuck do you know bearface you eat bamboo all day."  Well we're chilling on his patio having a smoke and a beer and GUESS WHO SHOWS UP TO SAY HELLO!  This giant death-ogre asks "which one of you is fucking my wife?", and I couldn't help myself responding "What?  It can't be both?"

This guy goes from perturbed to super fucking pissed faster than I can get out of my lawn chair before he punches me directly in the side of the head.  In the ensuing struggle I managed to blast the guy straight in the balls with an elbow and we all sit down and have a talk which ends with "if I see either of you near my wife, you're dead."

LOL

Bad move there Panda, bad move

[IdiotWithGuns]

+1 sir.

So a buddy of mine was in the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION as your friend, fucking the wife of some ex-military guy.  I kept warning him that one day the husband is going to show up wanting his blood, but of course no one listens to Panda they're all like "what the fuck do you know bearface you eat bamboo all day."  Well we're chilling on his patio having a smoke and a beer and GUESS WHO SHOWS UP TO SAY HELLO!  This giant death-ogre asks "which one of you is fucking my wife?", and I couldn't help myself responding "What?  It can't be both?"

This guy goes from perturbed to super fucking pissed faster than I can get out of my lawn chair before he punches me directly in the side of the head.  In the ensuing struggle I managed to blast the guy straight in the balls with an elbow and we all sit down and have a talk which ends with "if I see either of you near my wife, you're dead."

LOL thats what u been telling him!!! he says its cool LOL

[Dave]

[quote author=Panda link=topic=1134.msg29671#msg29671 date=1218471650]
+1 sir.

So a buddy of mine was in the EXACT FUCKING SITUATION as your friend, fucking the wife of some ex-military guy.  I kept warning him that one day the husband is going to show up wanting his blood, but of course no one listens to Panda they're all like "what the fuck do you know bearface you eat bamboo all day."  Well we're chilling on his patio having a smoke and a beer and GUESS WHO SHOWS UP TO SAY HELLO!  This giant death-ogre asks "which one of you is fucking my wife?", and I couldn't help myself responding "What?  It can't be both?"

This guy goes from perturbed to super fucking pissed faster than I can get out of my lawn chair before he punches me directly in the side of the head.  In the ensuing struggle I managed to blast the guy straight in the balls with an elbow and we all sit down and have a talk which ends with "if I see either of you near my wife, you're dead."

LOL

Bad move there Panda, bad move
[/quote]


worth the badass movie line.

[cbre88x]

+1 to Panda and Idiot

[cannedpeahes]

Panda, panda. Will you never learn?

But FUCKING LOL ZOMG.

I was in a similar situation, but the guy who's girlfriend I was with thought it had never gotten that intimate so I got off scot-free. Affairs are dangerous; that, I learned.

[commish]

Gonna Bump this because I just stumbled upon this looking for one of my old posts, the information here is good for anybody

[copulatingduck]

Gonna Bump this because I just stumbled upon this looking for one of my old posts, the information here is good for anybody

good man

[Radio Raheem]

i have never seen this and it kinda rules. thanks for the bump duder