Yo Momma Competition Thread

[timepants]

yo momma play haze

[Budr]

Yo momma was cast as an orc in The Lord of the Rings.

[MrGrey]

yo momma so fat.. they used her vagina as the sarlacc pit in star wars

[timepants]

yo momma was on Maury 37 times and she still don't know who yo father is

[Budr]

Yo momma makes you call her Godiva and rides around shopping centres on a Segway.

[timepants]

yo momma so fat she was Eddie Murphy's stunt double in Norbit

yo momma so slutty she had sex with THE HESH

[Budr]

Yo momma is fighting a losing battle with female pattern baldness.

[Dave]

Your mother broke the kasbah.

[Versus]

yo momma is the pyro.

[timepants]

yo momma so ugly she look like Tor Johnson in a wig

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

Lets see how bad I can make this.  Admitedly, kinda tl;dr'd most of the thread tho.  Eh, I'm feeling lazy so you get 2.

Yo momma's so fat, when she go out in her yellow rain coat, er'body's like "Yo, Taxi!"

Yo momma's so yeasty, you could brew beer in her vagina!

[Budr]

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Don King in a headlock.

[MrGrey]

yo momma teeth so yellow.. when she smiles cars slow down

[MrGrey]

yo mamma so ugly.. when i uploaded her picture.. photobucket deleted it for violation of terms and usage

[rumsfald]

yo momma is dumber than a rock, but at least she was smart enough not to necro this thread.

[Budr]

Yo momma was used as an off-road vehicle during the Gulf War.

[Sponson]

Yo momma's got more rolls than a bakery.

[x]

Yo momma laid a Cadbury Creme Egg

[Blues]

Jesus christ you people had to have gotten -'d by now. How is this thread still going.

[Dave]

your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers


bitch.