The wonderful thing about cats (post your pets)

[rumsfald]

Beer goggles have a limited effect. My friend tried to set me up with an absolute monster once. I told him to fuck off but was still alone at the end of the night so I decided to drink as much as I could in the hope that she might turn into Jessica Alba. She didn't and as it turned out the point of her turning into anything not resembling the Swamp Thing was preceded by me passing out.

subtle fix.

[Budr]

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Beer goggles have a limited effect. My friend tried to set me up with an absolute monster once. I told him to fuck off but was still alone at the end of the night so I decided to drink as much as I could in the hope that she might turn into Jessica Alba. She didn't and as it turned out the point of her turning into anything not resembling the Swamp Thing was preceded by me passing out.

subtle fix.
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Took me a while. Nice work but I can assure you our simian friend holds a lot more sexual allure than the beast in question.

[Dave]

wat

[Surf314]

My cats are strange, sometimes I leave dishes for the morning.  When I leave out some meat scraps they don't care, but god forbid I leave out asparagus.  They love asparagus.

Also as I'm typing this odin is going crazy I think he caught a bug but didn't know if he ate it or not.  He's like looking around and then shaking his head furiously and wiping his face.

[rumsfald]

My cats are strange, sometimes I leave dishes for the morning.  When I leave out some meat scraps they don't care, but god forbid I leave out asparagus.  They love asparagus.

Wow. Does asparagus make cat piss smell worse? I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

My dog is finicky too. He can't be bothered with celery, but loves carrots and especially the stems of collard greens.

[A. Crow]

I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

There is something clearly wrong with you.  Biologically... Mentally... Ecumenically?

[Surf314]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=307.msg34349#msg34349 date=1219874660]
I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

There is something clearly wrong with you.  Biologically... Mentally... Ecumenically?
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No asparagus creates some of the worst piss stench.  It's immediate too.  Take it from me, I love asparagus.

[Eschatos]

My kitty loves chicken, but will meow for anything edible so he can get a closer look.  Then, most of the time he ignores it after the first sniff.

[Luinbariel]

My kitty loves chicken, but will meow for anything edible so he can get a closer look.  Then, most of the time he ignores it after the first sniff.

Same; she just wants to see what i eat, not actually taste it.

Its funny to put her in a little box so she can see out and just take her wherever she looks. If she looks at the light, you put her up to it. If she looks at the calendar, etc etc.

[A. Crow]

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[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=307.msg34349#msg34349 date=1219874660]
I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

There is something clearly wrong with you.  Biologically... Mentally... Ecumenically?
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No asparagus creates some of the worst piss stench.  It's immediate too.  Take it from me, I love asparagus.
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I wasn't talking about the piss thing.  Granted, I really don't want to know what you piss smells like.  Definitely more disturbed by the phrase "I love asparagus."

I had a cat that could pick the cans of tuna out of the lot in the pantry... He knew that he was supposed to use the can opener on the counter top to open them, he just couldn't get the can up to the opener and figure out the machine. 

There were definite times when he would look up at you with contempt, like when you were denying him something he wanted- mostly tuna, and you could clearly see "If I had opposable thumbs- You'd be dead." in his eyes.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=307.msg34440#msg34440 date=1219891955]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=307.msg34429#msg34429 date=1219890593]
[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=307.msg34349#msg34349 date=1219874660]
I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

There is something clearly wrong with you.  Biologically... Mentally... Ecumenically?
[/quote]

No asparagus creates some of the worst piss stench.  It's immediate too.  Take it from me, I love asparagus.
[/quote]

I wasn't talking about the piss thing.  Granted, I really don't want to know what you piss smells like.  Definitely more disturbed by the phrase "I love asparagus."

I had a cat that could pick the cans of tuna out of the lot in the pantry... He knew that he was supposed to use the can opener on the counter top to open them, he just couldn't get the can up to the opener and figure out the machine. 

There were definite times when he would look up at you with contempt, like when you were denying him something he wanted- mostly tuna, and you could clearly see "If I had opposable thumbs- You'd be dead." in his eyes.
[/quote]

Whats wrong with asparagus?  Its the greatest of all vegetables.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=307.msg34349#msg34349 date=1219874660]
I love asparagus but I hate the piss-stench it leaves afterwards.

There is something clearly wrong with you.  Biologically... Mentally... Ecumenically?
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Again, science would suggest that it would be you who have a problem of a biological nature.

In 1980, Israeli researchers performed a similar experiment but asked the nonexcretors to smell the excretors’ urine. Shockingly, they found that everyone’s urine smells after eating asparagus; it’s just that some people can’t smell it. So they, too, divided the world into two camps: perceivers and nonperceivers.

[HeK]

you could clearly see "If I had opposable thumbs- You'd be dead." in his eyes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat

[Surf314]

Funny cat story:

My cats were wrestling behind me on bed and to mess with them I turned around and went "grr I'm a cat too" and gave them cat noogies.  Well one of them has a napoleon complex so me joining in made him grumpy and left.  The other one has always tried to treat us as cats (he tries to groom us) so he was sort of trying to wrestle me but doing it really awkward since he didn't know how to handle the fact I'm so much bigger.

So he goes away and I turn back to talk to my wife more and the next thing I know he is leaping through the air and tackling my shoulder.  He tried to bite me (he never bites people hard it's just sort of mouthing) but couldn't really get his mouth around me.  Then he got embarrassed and tried to pretend he was interested in something else.  We were laughing so hard.

[Versus]

lol ;D

:3

[Dave]

napolean complex?

[Surf314]

napolean complex?

He's small, most of the times the cats are wrestling or fighting it's because he wants to beat up one of the other cats for being bigger.

[CaffeinePowered]

We has a new puppy

[Vongore]

Name him Vongore. If it's a She, name her Vongora.

Also, Lucas

[rumsfald]

@ caff
Way cute. Brindle boxer mix?