The most emo thing you've ever done.

[ScottyGrayskull]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39195#msg39195 date=1221577053]
I wasn't in with the ladies till college then suddenly chicks with boyfriends flocked to me.  Dunno why.

Way it always works. And then you become their best friend and you can never date them. Especially since you get along with them and share the same interests and everything. And they still date a douchebag. RIGHT GUYS?
[/quote]

NO.

Please do not turn this into a "women always date the asshole" thing. Sure, it's pretty damn emo and would fit right in on the thread, but it's a terrible misconception.

For the record, they like someone with confidence. We all like someone with self-confidence... most of us don't like being with someone who's just a downer. It just so happens that people who are assholes/doucebags/etc usually have self-confidence coming out the wazoo.

[Dave]

usually have self-confidence coming out the wazoo.

sup guys.

[HeK]

[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=1420.msg39364#msg39364 date=1221625255]
It just so happens that people who are assholes/doucebags/etc....

sup guys.
[/quote]

[MrGrey]

^^ Life's only absolute.  and yes... your woman too...even if she calls you "baby" and "sweetheart"

[Fail Medic]

^^ Life's only absolute.  and yes... your woman too...even if she calls you "baby" and "sweetheart"

The only absolute?  I recall an equally true generalization that dovetails with yours quite nicely.



I'm in that circle on the Venn diagram.

[Squishy3]

I hate the unpaid hookers. Because they're more expensive than the paid hookers. :<

[Surf314]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=1420.msg39289#msg39289 date=1221604871]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39195#msg39195 date=1221577053]
I wasn't in with the ladies till college then suddenly chicks with boyfriends flocked to me.  Dunno why.

Way it always works. And then you become their best friend and you can never date them. Especially since you get along with them and share the same interests and everything. And they still date a douchebag. RIGHT GUYS?
[/quote]

NO.

Please do not turn this into a "women always date the asshole" thing. Sure, it's pretty damn emo and would fit right in on the thread, but it's a terrible misconception.

For the record, they like someone with confidence. We all like someone with self-confidence... most of us don't like being with someone who's just a downer. It just so happens that people who are assholes/doucebags/etc usually have self-confidence coming out the wazoo.
[/quote]

This, and for the record I didn't mean be a complete asshole but if you are overly nice to a chick it can make you seem desperate.  Or just confuse them.  I learned that from my ex.  We had fun and great sex but she still broke up with me.  Later we became friends and one day she told me that I was too nice to her and she couldn't understand it.  She was always feeling like I was either being fake with her or waiting for the other shoe to drop and me to turn into Mr. Hyde or something.  It made her anxious and she couldn't really be completely happy.

So with my wife I know that it's OK to act like a jerk every once in a while, and it can actually help the relationship when done in the right way.

[shipero]

You could always make a fake online dating profile to see if women are only interested is assholes or not.

[Vandamguy]

So with my wife I know that it's OK to act like a jerk every once in a while, and it can actually help the relationship when done in the right way.

get warhammer online , it will help your marriage
;D

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39392#msg39392 date=1221658444]
So with my wife I know that it's OK to act like a jerk every once in a while, and it can actually help the relationship when done in the right way.

get warhammer online , it will help your marriage
;D


[/quote]

The big problem is we currently have 2 linux computers and my laptop.  And I'm not big on sharing.  Also do they offer deals on multi-account households?  Cuz $30 a month is a bit much.

[Vandamguy]

its ok if you don't share , this is supposed to be a 'jerk' thing 
and no , no deals.

[ToiletDuck]

no , no deals.

assholes! i bet they get lots of womens

[exanimo]

Why does emo always have to deal with women/men troubles?

What ever happened to people seriously questioning life and writing beautiful depressing poetry about it?

[Dave]

Why does emo always have to deal with women/men troubles?

What ever happened to people pretending to kill themselves for attention?

pfft, if you can afford to watse that much cash on stupid clothes hair dye and eyeliner you have fuck all to bitch about.

[CaffeinePowered]

Now you see there are three kinds of people, you have your dicks, your pussies, and your assholes....

[Neonie]

Now you see there are three kinds of people, you have your dicks, your pussies, and your assholes....

As long as I know where I stand.

[Lia1878]

[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=1420.msg39289#msg39289 date=1221604871]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39195#msg39195 date=1221577053]
I wasn't in with the ladies till college then suddenly chicks with boyfriends flocked to me.  Dunno why.

Way it always works. And then you become their best friend and you can never date them. Especially since you get along with them and share the same interests and everything. And they still date a douchebag. RIGHT GUYS?
[/quote]

LOLOL, oh wait I meant to quote Budr too.  Damn.  This is awkward.

Also you know what works but shouldnt?  Be a dick.  Not like a huge douchebag.  But if you can't say F off to a chick you are too available and they are not interested.  I think it works like this.  There is this great candy in the pantry but oh shit the icecream truck is driving by and I'm going to miss them I can have candy tommorow.  Then she ends up having sex with the ice cream man in the back of the truck.  What?  The metaphor totally works.
[/quote]

I just joined this forum and usually I'm a lurker, but I saw this and knew, JUST KNEW I had to clarify.

I'm a female and yes, sometimes we can be fucktards but, so can men. Trust me, once a guy finds a chick who is actually pretty laid back, doesn't take five hours to get dressed, plays video games with them, loves geeky activities, doesn't drag him out shopping and is above average looking, they don't know how to handle it.

So yeah, maybe chicks do date assholes, but guys don't know how to handle a laid back type of girl, so I've secretly decided that despite all you dudes who complain about women, you all secretly love being treated like shit, having someone drag you to Ikea *shudders* and being denied sex.

Just offering another perspective...

[copulatingduck]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39296#msg39296 date=1221605548]
[quote author=Squishy3 link=topic=1420.msg39289#msg39289 date=1221604871]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1420.msg39195#msg39195 date=1221577053]
I wasn't in with the ladies till college then suddenly chicks with boyfriends flocked to me.  Dunno why.

Way it always works. And then you become their best friend and you can never date them. Especially since you get along with them and share the same interests and everything. And they still date a douchebag. RIGHT GUYS?
[/quote]

LOLOL, oh wait I meant to quote Budr too.  Damn.  This is awkward.

Also you know what works but shouldnt?  Be a dick.  Not like a huge douchebag.  But if you can't say F off to a chick you are too available and they are not interested.  I think it works like this.  There is this great candy in the pantry but oh shit the icecream truck is driving by and I'm going to miss them I can have candy tommorow.  Then she ends up having sex with the ice cream man in the back of the truck.  What?  The metaphor totally works.
[/quote]

I just joined this forum and usually I'm a lurker, but I saw this and knew, JUST KNEW I had to clarify.

I'm a female and yes, sometimes we can be fucktards but, so can men. Trust me, once a guy finds a chick who is actually pretty laid back, doesn't take five hours to get dressed, plays video games with them, loves geeky activities, doesn't drag him out shopping and is above average looking, they don't know how to handle it.

So yeah, maybe chicks do date assholes, but guys don't know how to handle a laid back type of girl, so I've secretly decided that despite all you dudes who complain about women, you all secretly love being treated like shit, having someone drag you to Ikea *shudders* and being denied sex.

Just offering another perspective...
[/quote]

I think i love you already. <3

:3

[ToiletDuck]

i think i love you already. <3

:3

f that, you just fall in love with any girl that comes here :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-*

[exanimo]

He's got his heart on his shoulder. And I'm about to take it and eat it.