So I just bought my first dildo

[KorJax]

And I only had to drive for 25 minutes to get to the store that had it

[KarthXLR]

.....what?

[A. Crow]

grats

[Benito Mussolini]

Try it on me first!

[exanimo]

Crow, that's awesome! <3

How much was the dildo? And why a dildo? Does it vibrate? If so, what kind of batteries does it take?

[Tragic Hero]

Crow, that's awesome! <3

How much was the dildo? And why a dildo? Does it vibrate? If so, what kind of batteries does it take?

I think the real question is "what color is the dildo?"

[exanimo]

THAT TOO!

[Versus]

[KorJax]

It's clear and it only cost me $20 ;D

No vibrate, adding any kind of rotor makes the price jump up $30  >

Semi-related:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfrMalBiXuY

[Geoff]

lolwat

[hawtpawkithero]

lolwat

[Eschatos]

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lolwat

[/quote]

[Sponson]

[quote author=hawtpawkithero link=topic=1467.msg40883#msg40883 date=1222217425]
[quote author=Geoff link=topic=1467.msg40881#msg40881 date=1222217231]
lolwat

[/quote]
[/quote]

[rumsfald]

So, to summarize, apparently BRB:u is intolerant and hostile to girls who stop by to introduce themselves (i.e. the SL-9 incident), but tolerant enough to accept talk about first sex-toy purchases.

*shrugs*

Also, KorJax, you should post a link to the make and model so that...
...Peaches can critizise you for not getting the SLI model (dual-heads, haha)
...CopulatingDuck can speculate as to whether you have enough psu to handle it
...Caffeine can talk about how the retro versions were so much better
...Ainmosni can yawn and talk about how there are 10 sex-shops within a 5-minute walk from his boat....stupid puritan countries...
...Exanimo can say "I love you" randomly with no explanation
...and Versus can say n.d.  Seriously, how am I in before a "n.d." comment? That alone is proof that this community is slipping.

[exanimo]

Love you, Rummy.

[Geoff]

I am still horribly confused

[HeK]

http://nas.hekzbox.com/Stuff/15-03-082048.3g2

(Play with QuickTime)

[KorJax]

I am still horribly confused

The word "dildo" originally referred to the phallus-shaped peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). It would be inserted into a hole on the side of the boat, and is very similar in shape to the modern toy. It is highly likely the toy takes its name from this sailing tool, which also lends its name to the town of Dildo and the nearby Dildo Island in Newfoundland, Canada. Others suggest the word is a corruption of Italian "diletto" (for "delight"). The term first appeared in English language print when Ben Jonson's 1610 play, The Alchemist, was published in 1616. William Shakespeare used the term once in The Winter's Tale, believed to be from 1610, but not printed until the First Folio of 1623. The phrase "Dil Doul," referring to a man's penis, appears in the 17th century folk ballad "The Maids Complaint for want of a Dil Doul". The song was among the many in the library of Samuel Pepys, and the term "doul" still means a child's little penis in modern Persian.

Olisbos is a classical term for a dildo, from the Greek ολισβος; a godemiche is a dildo in the shape of a penis with scrotum. In some modern languages, the names for "dildo" can be more descriptive, creative or subtle, such as in Russian (Фаллоимитатор, literally "Phallic imitator"), Hindi language (Darshildo), Spanish (Consolador, literally "consolation/consolator") or Welsh (cala goeg, literally "fake penis").

[Geoff]

Thanks Korjax, but I was already informed. 

WHY a diIdo though?

[Versus]

ndildo

love you too, rummy.