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Squishy3
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#21
09-23-2008, 09:55 PM

Korjax likes to fuck himself in the ass. End of story.

I also know this post is going to be edited in quotes/by an admin.


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HeK
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#22
09-23-2008, 10:00 PM

That or KorJax is on the rowing team
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Evil Cheese
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#23
09-23-2008, 10:00 PM

Pix? Seriously you can't just tease us and not provide any pics. What? I know you all are wondering the same thing.
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Surf314
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#24
09-23-2008, 10:03 PM

(09-23-2008, 09:55 PM)Squishy3 link Wrote: Korjax likes to fuck himself in the ass. End of story.

I also know this post is going to be edited in quotes/by an admin.

Believe it or not after a long term relationship bringing toys into the bedroom can really spice up things.  Not that that is what is happening here.


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MrGrey
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#25
09-23-2008, 11:28 PM

wat.


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dapngwnman
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#26
09-23-2008, 11:39 PM

Sounds like you are going to have some fun later!

Just remember to keep it clean. That is key.
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Versus
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#27
09-23-2008, 11:58 PM

don't get pregnant



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[fr31ns]Karrde
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#28
09-24-2008, 12:04 AM

Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
<@Negate> 12121212121212121212
<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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copulatingduck
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#29
09-24-2008, 12:16 AM

Quote:Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

My urethra's not big enough. :-[


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[fr31ns]Karrde
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#30
09-24-2008, 01:21 AM

(09-24-2008, 12:16 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

My urethra's not big enough. :-[
[/quote]

ITT fuckduck does it wrong.  Or, alternatively, just practice, duck ;P


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
<@Negate> 12121212121212121212
<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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cbre88x
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#31
09-24-2008, 01:52 AM

Quote:Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

I'd much rather be a bitch and complain about it than stick a foreign object up my ass. There is a reason shit comes out of it and I'd much rather let my asshole do the job it was assigned.


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MrGrey
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#32
09-24-2008, 02:10 AM

**WARNING** THE FOLLOWING STORY IS _NOT_ FOR THE FAINT OF HEART **EXPLICIT MATERIAL**


True Story:

I have never been a fan of anal sex.. (not me you idiots, performing it on women) I think it is vile and degrading.  Anyway, my ex constantly bugged me to do it, so i finally gave in and indulged her.  This would be the first and last time I ever did this mind you.  I'm doing my business and suddenly i feel something on my pulsating hammer of doom (penis), air maybe? so i continue and she suddenly grabs my hand and gasps.. so i say "whats up whore you know we are over after this right? but whats wrong anyway skank?" she screams "OH MY GOD MOOOOVEE" i pull out and strafe to the side and i swear to christ this disgusting slag of a woman farts and shits all over my wall.. it looked like a whale spout.. sounded like one too.. it hit the wall like someone shot taco meat out of a bazooka.  I stood there for 10 seconds in complete shock, it was like when cartman first saw the thompson family and blew a funny fuse.. i ran out of the room and called my friend immediately on the phone.. i laughed so hard i pissed all over myself and nearly shit my pants.  I come back into the room after about 7 minutes and she is on her hands and knees scrubbing the wall with yellow engineer gloves on and a rag over her face muffling, "i am so sorry oh my god i am so embarrassed."  I waiting till she OXYCLEANED the ass pudding off my wall and then said these exact words, "well, now that all the shit is off my wall you can get the fuck out"  No explanation, I literally pushed her out of the door.  She called me a few months later for a "booty call" and I told her, "sorry I don't fuck Golgothans"  The End.

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Radio Raheem
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#33
09-24-2008, 02:46 AM


Quote:Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

Its tough to follow that story and all but uhh isn't cramming things up your ass the definition of not straight?





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Dave
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#34
09-24-2008, 03:36 AM

........................................................... :'(


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Budr
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#35
09-24-2008, 04:14 AM

(09-24-2008, 01:52 AM)cbre88x link Wrote: I'd much rather be a bitch and complain about it than stick a foreign object up my ass. There is a reason shit comes out of it and I'd much rather let my asshole do the job it was assigned.

Amen. It's always so disconcerting when sluts try and slip you a finger.
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Wedge
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#36
09-24-2008, 05:50 AM

(09-24-2008, 02:46 AM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: [quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

Its tough to follow that story and all but uhh isn't cramming things up your ass the definition of not straight?


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No, it's not.  The definition would be engaging in sexual acts with someone of the same gender.  This has nothing to do with gender preference, technically speaking.  The physiological makeup of someone's enjoyment of such manners of stimulation would naturally be more prevalent in those with samesex preferences, but by no means is it required one way or the other for either preference.

Also,

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(09-11-2008, 05:11 PM)Dave link Wrote:i would totaly ride that gay ass dragon thing.
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Dave
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#37
09-24-2008, 06:07 AM

(09-24-2008, 05:50 AM)Wedge link Wrote: [quote author=Radio Raheem link=topic=1467.msg40969#msg40969 date=1222242393]

[quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

Its tough to follow that story and all but uhh isn't cramming things up your ass the definition of not straight?


[/quote]


No, it's not.  The definition would be letting other men cram things up your ass
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therefore clearing drug runners or homosexuality
i think.


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HeK
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#38
09-24-2008, 06:38 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdgfqdUfc9k

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KorJax
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#39
09-24-2008, 08:06 AM

(09-24-2008, 01:52 AM)cbre88x link Wrote: [quote author=[fr31ns]Karrde link=topic=1467.msg40956#msg40956 date=1222232663]
Dildos = fuckwin.  Forth both sexes.  And if you're straight, quit being a bitch and enjoy it with a chick.  You can use them on eachother.

I'd much rather be a bitch and complain about it than stick a foreign object up my ass. There is a reason shit comes out of it and I'd much rather let my asshole do the job it was assigned.
[/quote]

You should try it some time, ever have a prostate exam?  It's like that but bigger.


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ScottyGrayskull
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#40
09-24-2008, 09:50 AM

All this talk has reminded me of Tucker Max's first foray into anal sex.


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