It smells like up dog

[Nummy Milk]

This is me, Comrades




Hey Guys, I am Nummy Milk. 

If I'm gonna show up someone dumb like Duck, Duck, Goose, I gotta make a real intro, so here we goooooooo!

I live in Kinburn, Ontario, out in bum-fuck nowhere, but I can still get a decent highspeed connection.  Although, Bell really sucks.  I used to live past Dunrobin, then, near Almonte, and now in Kinburn.

I was born on April 1st.  Truth, 100%, and I had started gaming on a PC since I can remember. It all started with Doom, Dukenukem and Warcraft 1 and 2.  My oldest memory of playing a video game multiplayer was a direct ip WC2 game between me and my friend's 15 year old brother, when I was about.. 7 at the time, and I kicked his ass. I had been addicted to playing RTS' for a really long time, and also played a lot of Starcraft, Diablo, Diablo 2, C&C.  Then I'd say when I got Warcraft 3, I realized my old computer needs an upgrade, since when Units moved, I saw only Armor and Weapons, not skin, or the units themselves, just green circles, armor and weapons, floating.  I also played a deal of Half-Life 1, and all the expansions, but never got to try TFC, or CS 1.6 because of internet lag (28.8k connection was like 200 ping on CS 1.6. srsly)

So I upgraded that old thing with a nVidia 5500 Ge-Force or something, and it ran better, I also got it up to a gig of ram.  Around that time, I had started to play MMO's with my friends, because they were all playing WoW, and I had nothing better to do. We played on the Illidan(US) server, where I got a Human Rogue to 60, and played for a while after. I could never do raids back then because I was on dial-up at the time.   So, I played for a while, got all of Tier 0, and more or less quit when my friends quit. I had started playing December 2004, I believe, and stopped September 2004 for that period of time, because my account got hacked, and I gave up on it.  I then went back to Warcraft 3 for a real real long while.  So, about a year and a half ago, I decided I needed a new computer, because the one I got is pretty junk.  I bought a refurbished HP for 800$, two gigs of ram, 2.6 duo core processor, and a pretty junk graphics card, among the least. I renewed my addicted to WoW, because being still on dial up, I had nothing to do, and I just rolled an undead warlock on the Earthen Ring server.  I got her up to 70, and took another break.

  I actually was able to play Source games without computer lag from then, so I decided to get half-Life 2, because I had milked Half-Life 1 to death, I played through it, and enjoyed it a ton.  I got through episode 1, and by the time Episode 2 and the Orange Box had come out, I had moved to Carp temporarily, where I got a 10 mbit line. YES. HIGH SPEED. So, last december, I got an 8800GTS with 640mb onboard RAM, so I again, renewed my addiction to WoW, and raided for a bit. Got bored, because BT sucks at it's 40+ run.  So, I got Orange Box, Crysis, The Witcher, CS: S, and Company of Heroes.  I played the hell out of Company of Heroes; nothing like a good volksgrenadier rush.  I beat The Witcher in about 52 hours total, even though the game said it would take 80+. Fuck 'em.  I beat Crysis once on the Normal Setting, then twice on the Hardest setting to see how I would do.  I also beat Bioshock a couple of times. I'm currently trying to go through it using only the wrench.  I played Ep2 of HL2, Portal, and TF2 a ton. At first, I was amazing with the Spy, which at times, now, I can still be damn good, and now I tend more to lean towards Sniper, Heavy or Medic.  I'm amazing at either Heavy or Medic, having certain games where I'm either 2 deaths, and 60+ assists, while making pushes, or about... I think my record is 3 deaths with 120+ kills, but that was on 2fort so it doesn't count, as Heavy. 

This past summer, I found out my friends who had originally played WoW started again because they were bored, so I rolled a Priest, on the Maiev server. Our group makeup was a warlock, a tankadin, a fury warrior, and a resto shaman. I was shadow till about 40 when I decided I didn't like Shadowform, so I went Holy Smite spec, so I could heal efficiently, and still solo well.  So, most of us got 70 by the end of the summer, me being the first since I know the game like the back of my hand. I have now quit, because I'm sick of healing, goddammit. We were Alliance, by the by.

I picked up WAR about a week or two ago, and I rolled a shaman.  I got it up to r10, and got bored, rolled a Maurader, and love it. He's now r6, and he's kicking ass in RvR.  My Shaman's named Nummy and my Marauder is called Experiment, on the Uthuan server, or something like that.  Destruction side obviously.

That was just my history as a computer gamer; I got my first console in 2002, and I played for a bit, enjoying games like Red Faction 2, Serious Sam, and Fable.  I played Unreal Championship on it also, and well...meh, I'm not a fan of console gaming, and it was my brother who mostly used it.  When the 360 released, my brother and I got one, and I keep laughing at all my friends who get red rings and such, because my console was bought release day, and I haven't had a single problem with it.  Not one.  I have many games for it, and I've completely overplayed Dead Rising, Prey, Gears, COD4, and Enchanted Arms.  Now it's collecting dust about 30 feet away from me, because I am not a fan of console gaming, especially when I tried XBL, and those kids. Wouldn't. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.. My brother was supposed to take it to University with him, but he never bothered. Haha.

So, I'm back to talking about real life now, I'm a 17 year old, currently in 12th grade, hoping to get into University for either Journalism, History or English.  All three of those subjects are awesome, and I'd definetly need to get into one. I have to get about a 3% boost to my average to be at the top tier for Journalism acceptance at Univ.  I'm taking currently, a programming class, sports and entertainment marketing, and English. 

My interests in Music are.... anything but country, really. Right now, I'm really listening to Incubus (Fuck you), Pendulum, Sage Francis, DJ Rainbow Ejaculation (Gaycore my cousin showed me, it's so funny/amazing) and Modest Mouse. 

I don't really watch TV, but I had a good laugh at the Canadian election debate, the VP debate you guys got going in the States, and the Presidential debate.  Oh, Politics, you're so funny.

If there's anything else you want to know, just ask.  Also, I love Day of the Tentacle, I have a computer dedicated only to playing that game.  I just remembered that. Awesome.  8)

You could even ask what the hell up dog is.

[CaffeinePowered]

If there's anything else you want to know, just ask.  Also, I love Day of the Tentacle, I have a computer dedicated only to playing that game.  I just remembered that. Awesome.  8)

You could even ask what the hell up dog is.

Nice intro is nice, play any other SCUMM games?

[Geoff]

2% > Skim in taste, but Skim > 2% in health

[Tragic Hero]

Now thats an intro!  Welcome aboard.

[Luinbariel]

Greetings

[copulatingduck]

Nice intro. <3

[Dave]

nothing, whats up with you.

[KarthXLR]

I think this is the most win intro post I've ever seen.


Even past Rumsfald. :O

[Nummy Milk]

2% > Skim in taste, but Skim > 2% in health

I drink skim Milk. There you go.

Also, TURBOMILK PUNS. FUCKIN' A. You are my new friend.


Edit: One whole star? You guise. <3 :O

I changed the OP a bit. Check that shit out.

[Honest]

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Awesome intro, welcome aboard.

[Versus]

v v w

sorry, too much Planetside with caff, at0m, etc. (download the trial NOW, look in the first Planetside thread for it)

Welcome

[Nummy Milk]

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Awesome intro, welcome aboard.

What is that you sayyyyyyyyyyyyy?

[Eschatos]

Join us in WAR!  Wolfenburg server.  But I'm the marauder, you gotta pick something else.

[Nummy Milk]

Join us in WAR!  Wolfenburg server.  But I'm the marauder, you gotta pick something else.

I'll try a Witchhunter or whatever Destro side's called.  I'll be mostly playing my Marauder with RL buddies.

Destruction better be good at RvR, Ulthuan's are all disorganzied and I always lose Nordenwatch, or Gates of Ekrund. :/

[Duck, Duck, Goose]

Fuck you Eric. 

You see, instead of making a tl;dr intro post, I'd rather play TF2.  ;D

[jorge]

Welcome!

tl;dr

[Nummy Milk]

Fuck you Eric. 

You see, instead of making a tl;dr intro post, I'd rather play TF2.  ;D

My shit-tacular internet kept dropping in and out last night, so I couldn't played much TF2.  I ended up watching a ton of House.

Also, your server went all password protected. What's up with that, I was like; say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[Honest]

[quote author=Duck, Duck, Goose link=topic=1528.msg42792#msg42792 date=1223095525]
Fuck you Eric. 

You see, instead of making a tl;dr intro post, I'd rather play TF2.  ;D

My shit-tacular internet kept dropping in and out last night, so I couldn't played much TF2.   I ended up watching a ton of House.

Also, your server went all password protected. What's up with that, I was like; say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[/quote]

Friday Night Fights. Server gets locked and people dick around in it. We'd have let you in but we might catch your ADD.

[Versus]

pass: littlecart

[Nummy Milk]

[quote author=Nummy Milk link=topic=1528.msg42815#msg42815 date=1223119225]
[quote author=Duck, Duck, Goose link=topic=1528.msg42792#msg42792 date=1223095525]
Fuck you Eric. 

You see, instead of making a tl;dr intro post, I'd rather play TF2.  ;D

My shit-tacular internet kept dropping in and out last night, so I couldn't played much TF2.   I ended up watching a ton of House.

Also, your server went all password protected. What's up with that, I was like; say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
[/quote]

Friday Night Fights. Server gets locked and people dick around in it. We'd have let you in but we might catch your ADD.
[/quote]

Don't make me put your retainer in my mouth so it starts catching Christian radio.   >

Also, Caffeine, SCUMM? Please elaborate. These games I speak of from before 1998 were the times where I knew nothing of video game terms, I just played them.