Joel finally made an intro? O.o

[WTF Joel]

yush

o.o

Yeah ok, I think it’s about time I posted an intro since all you tards seem to have done so.  Many details revealed O:

Joel is not my actual name. My actual name is Josh. Figure that one out. I’m 18 years old as of the 10th of this month, I’m from Nova Scotia, I’m a furry, I’m Mi’kmaq,  I’m a bit of a Sony Fanboy, I’m borderline insane, and I’m an asshole.. but in a good way.

I started off on consoles, and will always be on them. My sister had an NES and I spent a lot of my time playing duck hunt... cause that game kicks ass.  I would actually pretend to be James Bond when I played that game.. walk across the room and them do a quick turn and pot shot to kill the duck. Those were fun times.

Finally on one Christmas ‘Santa’ had given me my very own console. The SEGA Genesis. I thought it was the best console evar. I played a lot of Power Rangers on that, and Cruisin’ USA.  While I was contempt with my Sega console, my sister then got her hands on the newer Super NES.

I remember me and my sister taking trips to the corner store to rent a game for each of our consoles. We’d browse over their selection, and always stop a few moments to look at the Playstation 1 games. We were amazed they were on discs. To us that was like mega high tech shit.

Down the road a bit further, our parents finally caved into me and my sisters nagging, and purchased us the Nintendo 64. What a fucking weird controller. It was on this console I found 2 games that would change my gaming habits. The first game was of course GoldenEye64. Best fucking game ever. Go play it now. I still have my 64 and I play that from time to time. The game furthered my interest into James Bond, and since then I have collected all the James Bond movies. The second game was Conker’s Bad Fur Day. The multiplayer on this game is what got me into sniping. Anyone who has played “Beach” against me when I had the sniper rifle never made it off the docks. They learned to fear that red laser

From there my first experience with games that weren’t on cartridges was the night me and my sister rented out the Playstation 1. We were playing some sort of horror game, I can’t remember which. I know it had zombies and werewolf’s in it. One jumped out and we all got scared shitless. I fell backwards in my chair, my sister screamed. Good times.

Now my sister had gotten a great Christmas present. A GameCube. Not many games on there really interested me.

Then came my first console since sega, the Playstation 2. I had woke up at 3 am, went to our tree and opened it and played Grand theft auto 3 for an hour or 2, then re-wrapped my gift and went to sleep. It was on this console that I took the next step into gaming, online. I bought a network adapter, and installed it. Around this time we had upgraded from out Windows 95 and Dial-Up connection to my sisters desktop XP with high speed. After searching around I came across a router and hooked it up.

I purchased 2 games that got me into online shooters. Socom: US Navy SEALs and Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow. I played online on both of these back and forth, furthering my sniping on Socom, I also developed a love for Kalashnikov. After a couple of weeks I purchased the Socom Mic, and was utterly blown away when I played online again. There was a whole world of online gaming I had been missing out on. The constant conversations and tactical information being spread about over the mics was amazing to me. I quickly became very able to talk and shoot.

The next big game to come into my life was Killzone. Not the most popular game ever, but I had a lot of good times on that game. It was there I first got into clan play. I was accepted into a clan for my obsession with sniping.

From Killzone, to Socom 2. On socom 2 I claimed my gamer tag The_AK_King. Another thing that came new to me here was glitching. Purposely glitching on games. Griefing ensued.

Now somewhere between Socom 2 and 3 came my own computer. On this computer, after the nagging of a friend from socom, I installed this program called steam, where I purchased Counter-Strike 1.6, and Condition Zero. I played both of these online, and that was my first PC gaming experience. From there I bought Half Life 2 and Episode one. Then Came Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source.

Meanwhile I was jamming on Socom 3, and moved over to Combined Assault. Then one of my friends sold me a copy Metal Gear Solid 1 and 2. This got me hooked to that series.

The console wars started and that was pretty much the end of my clan, as it tore itself apart arguing over which console was better. Sad but true.

One recent summer I got a job, and purchased a Playstation 3 and Xbox360, and made some upgrades to my rig. Then I purchased the Orange Box, and started playing the Team Fortress 2 Beta. It consumed my life for the length of time it was out. While playing here I met another furry by the name of Mag, and as we played together, spraying out furry porn all over the place, we met SakeFox. Together we came up with the idea to create a clan for furries. WTF was born. I came across a furry server around this time, Cc2iscooL’s server. It wasn’t as popular as it is today, but there was some good matches on there.

Now on a furry forum I had joined called ********, there was a mod named Luca Shoal. I advertised our clan and he wanted to join, so that’s how we became affiliated with each other. We continued to play on Cc2iscooL except on Friday nights. Luca said something about FNF. Anyway, a few weeks later Luca messaged me asking me to join his game, saying he wanted my help seeding the server. I agreed and joined. So yeah, you can all blame luca for me being here. I helped seed the server, and caff being overly nice gave me admin. After I kicked/muted a few people after asking caff he laid down the rules for me, and I’ve been here ever since.

There.. that’s the long overdue intro you’ve all been waiting to read.

o.o

[cbre88x]

I'm just trying to figure out how the hell I never played you in Socom. I've played just about everyone there is to play. Top ranked all the way down to lowly nubs.

[Geoff]

ilu long time joel <3

[Wedge]

So how did you play Cruis'n USA on a Genesis?

Also you're a lot younger than you sound.

[Surf314]

You seem to be plagued by owls 0.0

[Dave]

TLDR


<3

[Eschatos]

Damnit, Luca!  It's all your fault!

[WTF Joel]

I thought it was a Genesis that I played that game on, it was awhile ago so don't expect all details to be 100% x3 and yes I know I sound older than what I am. Made lying about my age for the past 3 years easier ;3

and I don't know cbr xD bad timing perhaps?

[Honest]

Huzzah, welcome and such. I have no smartassish comments, so I'll leave it to these guys. Take it away, everyone else.

[KarthXLR]

Wowzas.

That's a lot of text, not a wall at that!

[Benito Mussolini]

Is your sister hot?

[copulatingduck]

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Joel has a huge intro. 8)

My sister had an NES and I spent a lot of my time playing duck hunt... cause that game kicks ass.  I would actually pretend to be James Bond when I played that game.. walk across the room and them do a quick turn and pot shot to kill the duck. Those were fun times.

:'( too much duck killing, those are not fun times :'(

[WTF Joel]

Is your sister hot?

why don't you mind your fucking business about my sister you fucking cunt.

[Versus]

[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=1631.msg45479#msg45479 date=1224725840]
Is your sister hot?

why don't you mind your fucking business about my sister you fucking cunt.
[/quote]

wow

[copulatingduck]

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[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=1631.msg45479#msg45479 date=1224725840]
Is your sister hot?

why don't you mind your fucking business about my sister you fucking cunt.
[/quote]

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fixed

[Tragic Hero]

Long overdue Joel but I'll give it an A for effort

[cannedpeahes]

You're younger than me?

Also, my sister's hot.

...

What?

[cbre88x]

Holy hell I just realized I am 2 years older than you.

[Versus]

Also, my sister's hot.

pics or gtfo

[HuckBerryGee]

[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=1631.msg45479#msg45479 date=1224725840]
Is your sister hot?

why don't you mind your fucking business about my sister you fucking cunt.
[/quote]
business time?