Superheroes that should not be allowed to have sex

[Surf314]

Before the next election make your choice.  It's going on the ballot.

[cannedpeahes]

The Vibrating Man and Mr. Fantastic are a threat to all the rest of us. I'd be out of a job.

[Surf314]

The danger of the Flash must not be underestimated!

[Vongore]

having sex with Deadman is necrophilia

[Ianki]

Man of Steel v. Woman of tissue.

Also, the tick doesn't think his costume is a costume, so it just might be psychologically damaging for him to try to engage in sexual behavior.

[Vandamguy]

cool poll ,
tried visualizing each of these guys gettin their mack on , and put checkmarks next to the ones that would gib a chick tween the legs if you let em at it.

[Squishy3]

The Tick: "I don't know what to do during sex. Is there anything involving the word spoon?" Girl: "Yes. It's called spooning." Tick: "I like it already! Now what do I do during spooning?" Girl: *facepalm*

[rumsfald]

1. Why is this list all dudes?  When I read comics I always think about doing it with the superchicks. Black cat, catwoman, wonder woman, rogue (dangerous, but hot), storm, jean grey. Are you trying to tell us something surf?

2. Forgot the most obvious inclusion, The Shocker.

[Surf314]

I assumed everyone here would think that chicks should have sex no matter what potential unpleasantness.

[Eschatos]

I assumed everyone here would think that chicks should have sex no matter what potential unpleasantness.

That, and there really aren't any that would be dangerous to fuck, other than rogue.

[Surf314]

The invisible woman and a mirror would be really interesting.

[rumsfald]

Sorry. When I think of superheros I would want to have sex with but might hesitate because of their superpowers, some chicks slip into that list.

That, and there really aren't any that would be dangerous to fuck, other than rogue.

She Hulk?
Mystique?
Nova?
Storm?
Jubilee's orgasms? (pew pew pew)
OMFG Spiral?

[copulatingduck]

The Flash would leave a lot of prolapsed colons (pink socks to you youngsters) in his wake. Thus he is the most dangerous.

[Vandamguy]

this thread just took a strange trip down the wierdo tubes

[MrGrey]

does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?

[Honest]

does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?

No, he just has herpes.

[rumsfald]

does ghost riders dickhead light on fire and turn into a skeleton as well?

Why do I get the feeling that the punchline will be "flaming boner"?

[Blues]

Some of these make no sense, how is there any possible danger in any of the following having sex:

Ant Man
Colossus
Deadman
Fantastic/Elongated Man/Etc
Hellboy
Night Crawler
Silver Surfer
The Tick
Wolverine

Ant Man just changes size with his SCIENCE, makes no sense since he can be a regular human. Colossus controls his organic metal shit, it's not like he'd orgasm and randomly go metal, and even if he did so what, it wouldn't change the size of his dick, it'd just be a metal dildo. Deadman is dead and couldn't have sex anyways. The stretchers make no sense, they're stretchy but still made of flesh, not like they'd randomly sprout a 6 foot penis because they came. Night Crawler would teleport away? Silver Surfer is the same as Colossus here, he's not metal but he's not volatile either. Tick I don't think would have sex anyways, but regardless, and Wolverine is a normal human, save for healing and claws. Somehow I doubt he'd start slicing up the person he was fucking.

Btw I like comics. Also I voted Torch/Iceman.

[HuckBerryGee]

I think the poll's question should be: Which of these superheroes would be the worst to get brutally raped by, from worst to less worst.

[Tragic Hero]

Could Collosus even have sex?  I would assume his chrome plating would prevent little collosus from doing its thing.