Dumbest things you've ever done.

[copulatingduck]

Fine, of the things I'm willing to mention:

Was once pulled over doing "55+ in a 55 mph zone." Cop didn't have radar out, but doing 115 it was pretty obvious I was speeding. It was 4am Halloween night, I was tired and wanted to get home. Cop asked me "Sir, are you in a big hurry?"

"What?" After thinking about it for a second, I realized what was up and said, "oh yea, it's kind of an emergency." She gave me a warning and sent me on my way.

"Slow down and drive safe sir. Have a good night."

Thank god my mom had stolen a pair of scrubs from the hospital for my Halloween costume.

edit: not really dumb I guess, unless you think speeding is dumb. Though this one time, I learned just how hard it is to do a 180 in a car from 45mph in reverse... Thank god the curb took the bulk of the damage from that one.

[Vongore]

what's a Scrub :3?

[Fail Medic]

Once I murdered an entire family.

"the sims" don't count

Dumbest thing I've done?  I once drove home with a freshly painted model in the back of my bitchin' Vibe.  Fresh spray paint.  Open windows helped not!  By the time I got home, I was close to passing out, puking and hallucinating.

[copulatingduck]

what's a Scrub :3?

The ridiculous getup you have to wear if you work in a hospital in any professional sense. Hence:

[Surf314]

When I was a pledge for a fraternity they sent us up to get 40s in Georgia (Florida doesn't sell 40s for some reason).  Anyways we went pretty late and its a dull drive there is really nothing between us and Georgia.  So we decided if we were going to go on a mini-roadtrip we might as well make it fun.

Highlights include:
-Rearranging the letters on every marquee we drove by to say something funny and grab a picture of it.
-Tricking some gas station chick behind bulletproof glass to get a picture with her with a speech bubble that said "I smoke cock" (It was written on the back of a map in sharpee)
-I can't remember anything else.  There was lots of fast driving and substance abuse.

[cbre88x]

Anyways we went pretty late and its a dull drive there is really nothing between us and Georgia. 

Depends on where you are.

[CaffeinePowered]

Was once pulled over doing "55+ in a 55 mph zone." Cop didn't have radar out, but doing 115

Im more surprised you got up that high, wouldnt you have hit a stop light or sign?


Fastest Ive gotten up to was 105 going down during the summer to school, someone else PASSED me, must have been going 120+ in a mustang.

I slowed down to like 80 and passed him a few miles down the road after a state trooper had pulled his ass over.

[Vongore]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=1836.msg51151#msg51151 date=1227572543]
what's a Scrub :3?

The ridiculous getup you have to wear if you work in a hospital in any professional sense. Hence:


[/quote]

ooh, so that's why the show is called like that :3

[K2]

I've never done anything dangerous, illegal*, or rednecky enough for this thread. I feel unAmerican.

*Except when I accidentally stole a sticker from a sporting goods store. Represent, bitches.

[Vongore]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=1836.msg51144#msg51144 date=1227570633]
I've never done anything dangerous, illegal*, or rednecky enough for this thread. I feel unAmerican.

*Except when I accidentally stole a sticker from a sporting goods store. Represent, bitches.

[/quote]

i once stole some gummy bears from a Supermarket. I felt so bad later :<

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1836.msg51186#msg51186 date=1227579610]
Anyways we went pretty late and its a dull drive there is really nothing between us and Georgia. 

Depends on where you are.
[/quote]

Gainesville, the direct route has jack but a bunch of tiny hick towns.

[Tragic Hero]

Got a DUI

[Vandamguy]

just punched a cement wall cause my heatsink wasnt installin nicely

[Versus]

um...fireworks battle. One of my cousins (from around duck's area of east Texas) and I shot bottle rockets at each other. from our hands. ouch.

ever agreeing to go to summer camp.

skateboarding down a very steep hill.

riding down that same hill in a fucking red wagon. radioracer or something like that.

not going to whataburger every time I have the chance.

[Mission Difficult]

riding down that same hill in a fucking red wagon. radioracer or something like that.

Radio Flyer.

[Versus]

[quote author=Versus-p- link=topic=1836.msg51411#msg51411 date=1227658930]
riding down that same hill in a fucking red wagon. radioracer or something like that.

Radio Flyer.
[/quote]

yes.

also jumping out of it at the end of the hill because I thought it might not be as bad as crashing into something.

[Surf314]

Gainesville is pretty much a college town, I mean of the total population probably about a third of it is the students.  So anyways during the summer, especially during summer breaks the town gets to be really dead.  Me and some of my friends lived there year round though and didn't go home.  So we started up this thing we called the drunken olympics in the parking lots of our apartment complexes.

Games included:
-The skateboard luge
-Bike surfing (standing on the frame, err it was really just me that did this and I could only do it while drunk for some reason)
-skateboard luge + bike + rope = something fun I dont know what to call it
-superman luge (like regular but on stomach)
-parking lot skimboarding (had to be really rainy)
-also some stuff with a scooter: the tiny ones that was just a plank and a motor.


Dunno how none of us got hurt, I almost got ran over once doing the superman luge.