chat copy pasta

[Mission Difficult]

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: English mother fucker, do you guys have a picture of my asshole?

[Versus]

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: English mother fucker, do you guys have a picture of my asshole?

LMFAO

[21:55:32] <+Versus> !weather darkchief's social life
[21:55:32] <@AllJorge> darkchief's social life not found!
[21:55:33] <+ToiletDuck> Versus: City not found
[21:55:48] <+Versus> !weather a bot that is useful
[21:55:48] <@AllJorge> a bot that is useful not found!
[21:55:49] <+ToiletDuck>  Versus: From Kristiansund, Norway (4:20a Nov 28 08) temp(36 F / 2 C, feels like 26 F / -3 C) cond(Light Rain) wind(WSW at 15 mph / 24 km/h) hu(93%) dewpnt(34 F / 1 C) bp(- (Rising)) clouds((FEW) : 400 ft / 121 m, Mostly Cloudy (BKN) : 900 ft / 274 m, Mostly Cloudy (BKN) : 1600 ft / 487 m) vis(4.3 miles / 7.0 kilometers) uv(0 out of 16)
[21:55:55] <+Versus> LOL WTF
[21:55:56] <TheDarkChief> wtf?
[21:55:56] <+George> O_______________________________O
[21:56:03] <+George> we must go there.

[Squishy3]

not from #brbuninstalling, but still chat copypasta


<Tomm> ... I am speechless.
<Tomm> I was randomly watching Youtube stuff when I saw a link to Never Gonna Give You Up
<Tomm> And I thought to myself... "Hey, that's a cool song, and I haven't heard it in a while"
<Tomm> So I clicked it
<Tomm> ...Chocolate Rain.
<Tomm> I JUST GOT FUCKING REVERSE RICKROLLED.

[ToiletDuck]

[10:32:43] <ToiletDuck> Socks: the new pedobear?
[10:32:47] <Socks> ToiletDuck: Bitches don't know 'bout my pedobear.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

[16:09] <Versus_desktop> socks: rooftops of london
[16:09] <Socks> Versus_desktop: An erotic werewolf in london.

[17:02] <PigMask> Socks: Help me think of an example
[17:02] <Socks> PigMask: You think the best example, but i have all the survivors into the mobo or case is we crash a pub server will be limited to the persons face.

[Ianki]

<ainmosni> FFVII was the start of my hate of JRPGs
<George> morelike GayRPGS amirite
<Versus_EEE>  

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Fierce Pork Pirate: Stupid question, but do you know how to make polls on the forums?
Vandamguy -brb:u-: i can poll anyone on the forum , with my pole

[Ianki]

<Daveawesome> contra winds me up so much
<Ianki|writing> dave, contra 4?
<Daveawesome> yeah
<Ianki|writing> friggin impossible
<Daveawesome> yeah, and i keep forcing myself to do it on impossable
<Daveawesome> never got past stage 3
<Ianki|writing> why can't you realize that you're only a man
<Daveawesome> I AM A GOS
<Daveawesome> hmm
<Ianki|writing> hahah
<Ianki|writing> posting that shit

[copulatingduck]

16:26 <@copulatingduck> is ianki here?
16:26 <@copulatingduck> nope
16:26 <@copulatingduck> dammit
16:26 < Vandam-tray> i dont like ianki anymore
16:26 < Trace> lol
16:26 < Vandam-tray> listed off a bunch of shit games for 2008 thread
16:26 < Vandam-tray> and picked gta4 as the best one
16:26 <@copulatingduck> LOL
16:27 <@copulatingduck> that's why I was looking for him
16:27 <@copulatingduck> he's a fucking tard
16:27 < Vandam-tray> oya ?
16:27 <@copulatingduck> i wanted to smack him in the face over the internet or something
16:27 < Vandam-tray> we can just shit on him and post this int he copy pasta thread
16:27 <@copulatingduck> or at least shit on his feelings
16:27 <@copulatingduck> oh, that sounds good too
16:27 < Vandam-tray> hehe
16:28 <+Negate> lol gta4 ain't that great
16:28 < Vandam-tray> i know :/
16:28 < Vandam-tray> have i told you my  'rails' story ?
16:28 < Vandam-tray> regarding gta4
16:28 <+Negate> nope
16:28 < Vandam-tray> well
16:29 < Vandam-tray> brace yo self
16:29 < Vandam-tray> *deep breath*
16:29  * Negate braces himself
16:30 -!- at0m2go [44395b87@webchat.mibbit.com] has joined #brbuninstalling
16:30 < Vandam-tray> the number one fucign thing i have about GTA4 is its chase scenes where you need to folow some nigger down the streets. normally this isnt so bad because i can shoot out his tires and ram his shit off the road. but Rockstar in their vanity decided to give the chase cars invulnerability untill a certain point in the chase becuase they wanted you to see their pretty cutscene
16:30 < Vandam-tray> in addition to that , during the chase , it will toss shit like a cepent truck in your way at the perfect moment , and its not fuckign random its scripted
16:31 < Vandam-tray> half way
16:31 < Vandam-tray> i was running a chase mission where i was chaing some whore on a crotch rocket bike and popped both tires , and he was still pullign perfect 90 degree corners , i finished the mish and got on this magic bike to see if itw as somethign about the bike
16:31 < Vandam-tray> or just the mission.
16:32 < Vandam-tray> it seemed when i got on it all i coudl do was pretend i was in a mud lake with no tires on my motorcycle
16:32 < Vandam-tray> so im like 'well fuck that'
16:32 < Vandam-tray> i take my next mission , and its a
16:32 < Vandam-tray> boat mission! and the fucking boat is on rails too , makin perfect 90's between peirs
16:33 < Vandam-tray> i couldnt shoot the driver dead , or pull 90s
16:33 < Vandam-tray> i i turned that shit off and its been collecting dust since
16:33 < Vandam-tray> fuck
16:33 < Vandam-tray> rails
16:33 <+Budr> Let it all out, dude
16:33 < Vandam-tray> im done

[Ianki]

16:26 < Vandam-tray> i dont like ianki anymore
16:27 <@copulatingduck> he's a fucking tard

[Squishy3]

<Squishy3> socks: fuck you trace

<Socks> Squishy3: Trace is the only one i hvae now.

<Trace> lol

<Squishy3> socks: fuck you and fuck you trace

<Socks> Squishy3: I want me to fuck you trace.

<Squishy3> ...

<Trace> <3

<Squishy3> socks: I hate you

<Socks> Squishy3: You know you love me.

<Squishy3> socks: no, no I do not

<Socks> Squishy3: You did tell her, yes, and her husband told her, but here its only useful if you still think you hate dolphins.

<Squishy3> socks: what the hell does that have to do with dolphins

<Socks> Squishy3: Yes i did the same dumb-ass who barely knows how to do with dolphins.

<Squishy3> socks: you did a dumb-ass who barely knows how to have sex with dolphins?

<Socks> Squishy3: Lol sex in the ass it was the beginning and then dumb it down and doing nothing.

[Ianki]

<Versus_desktop> i am 18
<Versus_desktop> so
<Versus_desktop> i am allowed to post pictures of my penis without anyone getting in trouble
<Vlambo> 4chan is <-------------------- that way
<Versus_desktop> ok i'll pm you if you really want them vlambo

[Versus]

<Versus_desktop> i am 18
<Versus_desktop> so
<Versus_desktop> i am allowed to post pictures of my penis without anyone getting in trouble
<Ianki|writing> ......
<Vlambo> 4chan is <-------------------- that way
<Versus_desktop> ok i'll pm you if you really want them vlambo
<Versus_desktop> as that arrow is pointing directly to you

[ToiletDuck]

[18:25:37] <ToiletDuck> Socks: Trace
[18:25:41] <Socks> ToiletDuck: Yeah fuck you trace.

[Versus]

<+Socks> Versus_desktop: Copulatingduck is a whore from thailand, so i don't have much to work on linux.

[Versus]

<+Socks> Versus_desktop: Anyway, i need them to buy a pie today  <surf314> hey chooly have my own poop.

edit: whoops

[Squishy3]

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: Donkey kong 2.

<Mission_Difficult> Socks: is that your favorite donkey kong?

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: Hong kong is like a donkey.

<Mission_Difficult> how so

<Mission_Difficult> Socks: how is hong kong like a donkey?

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: Hong kong is like a donkey.

<Mission_Difficult> Socks: how is hong kong like a donkey?

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: Hong kong is like a donkey.

<Squishy3> it just is, mission

<Mission_Difficult> Socks: hong kong is not like a donkey

<Socks> Mission_Difficult: Hong kong is like a donkey.

[Ianki]

        <Ianki> you're talking about last night, he might have been drunk
<Ianki> you can't blame him for that
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> i claim ains defualt state to be drunken
<tdlove_wurk> lol
<Ianki> and thus, his true grammatical state cannot be determined
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> his TRUE grammatical state should be decided on his drunken behavior
<Ianki> also, referring to him as a drunk is not slander, as it a badge of pride for the dutch
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> thats not the issue at hand your honor
<Ianki> drunken grammar is stochastic, it cannot be determined
<Daveawesome> HOLD IT!
<Ianki> you need to go look up stochastic? i'll wait
<Daveawesome> pretty much

[Ianki]

         <Ianki> you're talking about last night, he might have been drunk
<Ianki> you can't blame him for that
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> i claim ains defualt state to be drunken
<tdlove_wurk> lol
<Ianki> and thus, his true grammatical state cannot be determined
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> his TRUE grammatical state should be decided on his drunken behavior
<Ianki> also, referring to him as a drunk is not slander, as it a badge of pride for the dutch
<Daveawesome> OBJECTION
<Daveawesome> thats not the issue at hand your honor
<Ianki> drunken grammar is stochastic, it cannot be determined
<Daveawesome> HOLD IT!
<Ianki> you need to go look up stochastic? i'll wait
<Daveawesome> pretty much

A minute later....

<Daveawesome> OBJECTION!
<Daveawesome> i put it to the jury that ains state of drunkenness is distinctive from the average drunkenness
<Daveawesome> and that he has built up a resistance to it
<Daveawesome> and can controll most of his actions
<Ianki> then he doesn't fulfill the criteria for drunkeness, which is, and i'm only paraphrasing the statute, a loss of inhibition or lack of executive control after imbibing alcohol
<Ianki> so in which case, he was either drunk and cannot be tried for his errors, or was sober and really is a grammatical noob
<tdlove_wurk> lol
<Daveawesome> pfft

[Dave]

<Daveawesome> you would be punished in the state of dave
<Daveawesome> by death
<Ianki> !ainmosni-- #i'm your defense for JC
<AllJorge> karma of ainmosni is now -7
<Ianki> dave wins on account my client is a dick
<Ianki>
<Ianki> <3
<Daveawesome> VICTORY!