Things that really piss me off.

[HeK]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2128.msg61353#msg61353 date=1231961319]
-50 windchill?  Great Fucking Scott.  The heat generated by my rage about it being so damn cold would keep me warm enough to avoid the frostbite though.

If you still have that big beard you might have to be careful... I hear they form icicles.
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I gotta shovel my fucking balcony... Can your beard help me?

[A. Crow]

No, but it will consume your soul as fuel for it's growth. 

[CaffeinePowered]

I gotta shovel my fucking balcony... Can your beard help me?

Ask the cat to help, seems to be lazing about, freeloading on that chair

[Dave]

that cat is like
oh wut?
snow

fuck you im sleeping here today

eat a dick

[Luinbariel]

We can't get the door open anyway, so it's not like we're in any rush to shovel that.

I can't wait 'til the spring, when that allllll becomes water on my floor!

Also if I let the kitty out to "help" she would get stuck on the other side and then make me come get her because it's too cold to walk back. Like last time.

[A. Crow]

Who's the pet?