The Drunk Thread

[rumsfald]

Oh, Baltimore sashimi spotted!

[Wedge]

Went out to meet a friend for happy hour and ended up eating an amazing pile of sashimi and accidentaly a gallon or more of beer.

See what I did there?  I used your fucking meme.

No, it just makes it say you ate a gallon of beer.  Beersicles I guess?

[dapngwnman]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Graphics cards and vodka make any occasion AWESOME.

[A. Crow]

BZ.

I watched the steelers beat the ravens in complete sobriety today.  I do not have a problem.

ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuckIwantsomewhiskey.

[cannedpeahes]

Smuggled back $35 10-year Talisker from Jamaica. Can't drink it. My body just rejects it.

I'm stuck with these 10L box wines (Franzia) and the occasional beer until my liver stops being a bitch. Bumping anyways 'cause I've been fucked up for two days for reasons that don't need celebration.

[Ianki]

Smuggled back $35 10-year Talisker from Jamaica. Can't drink it. My body just rejects it.

I'm stuck with these 10L box wines (Franzia) and the occasional beer until my liver stops being a bitch. Bumping anyways 'cause I've been fucked up for two days for reasons that don't need celebration.

Need to play "tour de franzia"  Get six people, and two boxes of Franzia.  Two teams of 3 relay to finish their respective boxes of wine.

[copulatingduck]

I feel so campy

[rumsfald]

hendricks gin fucking rocks.

[ZargonX]

hendricks gin fucking rocks.

This man speaks the truth.

[A. Crow]

hehe, rummy drunk, I bet that's hilarious to witness.

[A. Crow]

This CIWS never fails.  My Aunt had a friggin huge superbowl party, and my smooching of teh rich has led me to some contract work over the next month

<3 paychecks.

[A. Crow]

Seriously, people should be honest and bump this more.

[Dave]

last night in the scariest pub in england there were five fights before people even started leaving
then we had to jog of to that taxi rank, saw a few fights on the way too
drank my own weight in one quid pints


tasted like shit.

[Dave]

apparently when im drunk im crosseyed?


and sweaty.

[rumsfald]

This thread would be too long if I bumped it every time I tied one on.

Last night I was way over my limit and almost fell asleep at the computer while being transported around in PS. Wonder if anyone can tell my drunken shitty PS playing from my normal shitty PS playing.

[Eschatos]

This thread would be too long if I bumped it every time I tied one on.

Last night I was way over my limit and almost fell asleep at the computer while being transported around in PS. Wonder if anyone can tell my drunken shitty PS playing from my normal shitty PS playing.

Yeah, you don't talk.

[A. Crow]

Rummy needs a mic so we can hear drunken intellectual ramblings. 

I tried some Pomegranate & Pearl Vodka last night.  It was OK.  I'm just really not a vodka drinker.

[rumsfald]

Rummy needs a mic so we can hear drunken intellectual ramblings. 

I've always had a mic. Strictly hand held is the style I go, never rock the mic with the pantyhose.

Last night started with Belvedere Vodka Martinis up with a pickled jalepeno then moved to pints of 3 Monts but things got bad when I didn't have time between tower runs to get more than a pour shooters of booze. For a martini, I normally prefer a gin gibson (hendricks, bluecoat, dogfish, sapphire in that order), but the belvedere is pretty alright.

Tonight is starting with Patron Silver margaritas on the rocks with salt, a hit of Dr. McGillicuddy's, and who knows where else. I'd love for someone to share a dead-easy and clean classic margarita mix recipe. The bottled mixes are taste a tad stale.

[Dave]

cheap cheap cider is what i rock.

[ainmosni]

I can't bump this thread while drunk because I'm usually out the door then.