The Drunk Thread

[Benito Mussolini]

apparently when im drunk im crosseyed?


and sweaty.

And increadibly hot.

[Dave]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg65446#msg65446 date=1234032234]
apparently when im drunk im crosseyed?


and sweaty.

And increadibly hot.
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two bitches on my dick.

[Versus]

w/e ain, we all know you're a hermit. :-*

[ZargonX]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg65542#msg65542 date=1234114189]
Rummy needs a mic so we can hear drunken intellectual ramblings. 

I've always had a mic. Strictly hand held is the style I go, never rock the mic with the pantyhose.

Last night started with Belvedere Vodka Martinis up with a pickled jalepeno then moved to pints of 3 Monts but things got bad when I didn't have time between tower runs to get more than a pour shooters of booze. For a martini, I normally prefer a gin gibson (hendricks, bluecoat, dogfish, sapphire in that order), but the belvedere is pretty alright.

Tonight is starting with Patron Silver margaritas on the rocks with salt, a hit of Dr. McGillicuddy's, and who knows where else. I'd love for someone to share a dead-easy and clean classic margarita mix recipe. The bottled mixes are taste a tad stale.
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My brother-in-law's quick n' easy Margarita recipe isn't bad...

3 parts sour mix
2 parts tequila
1 part cointreau
fresh lime juice

Drink and enjoy.

[Luinbariel]

It's happy fun drunk time with Cunt Taco and her soon to be sister in law.

It's a good time! Say something Cunt Taco!

i love yo
i/m dunt acl  i/mn  cunt 5tCPO

CUNT TACO

I LOVE YOU

[Versus]

lol

[Luinbariel]

OMG still gold a few hours later (and at home).

[Ianki]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2336.msg66779#msg66779 date=1234647352]
So yeah, I haven't been single for VD since 16... wtf are you supposed to do for this "holiday" when you don't have a parasitic growth attached to your wallet?

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God bless valentines day in giving me a reason to be drunk by myself on a Saturday night.

[Chooly]

Hi. Since leaveing PS tonight I've been on foot travelling from bar to bar like some kind of missionary. I am so glad that a couple of old friends were scattered around.

S'cuse me, I'm tired...

[Ianki]

[quote author=Ianki link=topic=2336.msg66780#msg66780 date=1234647427]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2336.msg66779#msg66779 date=1234647352]
So yeah, I haven't been single for VD since 16... wtf are you supposed to do for this "holiday" when you don't have a parasitic growth attached to your wallet?

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God bless valentines day in giving me a reason to be drunk by myself on a Saturday night.
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If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Wait, there is only one drunk thread here? Bummer.

[A. Crow]

If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

[Ianki]

[quote author=Ianki link=topic=753.msg66859#msg66859 date=1234685310]

If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

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oh my god Crow, i love you.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg66862#msg66862 date=1234686445]
[quote author=Ianki link=topic=753.msg66859#msg66859 date=1234685310]

If anyone doubts my drunken adventures, i was finally drunk enough to try one of the "walking tacos" sold out side every bar in Iowa city.

For those not in the know, it is a bag of personal sized doritos fille with ground beef, cheese, sour cream, cheese, and salsa. made of awesome and win.  I had cool ranch, and it was delish.

I'll feel it during the morning run, but fuck, it was so good not to have every saturday night.

Man, I haven't had a walking taco is so long, damnit, you've gone and made me hungry.

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oh my god Crow, i love you.
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Valentine's Day, bringing lonely, drunken, bitter men together since 1849. Your halfway meetup spot is Chicago, how convenient.

[A. Crow]

do they have walking tacos in chi-town?

[rumsfald]

I can say, after significant study, that Belvedere vodka is twice as good and costs half as much as Stoli Elite.

[copulatingduck]

why ianm i drikning agjin and tonics hby myself?!

[Radio Raheem]

because youre a loser?

[copulatingduck]

because youre a loser?

i hateoyu a

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

Sadly, my typing improves when I'm drunk.  Haven't been doin the drinmky drinky much though, damn school.  Have fun for me, fuckduck