commish Lurker Posts: 244 Joined: Jun 2008 |
02-10-2009, 03:38 PM
The following is conversation held between me and Geoff about perhaps one of the best sandwiches ever made, and with this economy, sandwiches will be the shoestrings that hold this nation together:
Geoff: commish Geoff: I need to tell you something Dr. Commish: k Geoff: this sandwich Geoff: I am about to make Geoff: looks disgusting :< Dr. Commish: do go on Geoff: but I am hungry Dr. Commish: awwww Dr. Commish: ok ok Dr. Commish: what do we got going right now Dr. Commish: what's in it Geoff: Ham+salami+avacado+a1 steak sauce Geoff: also slightly toasted bread Dr. Commish: how bout a bit of cheese Geoff: :O Dr. Commish: and throw in cachos with salsa on the side Dr. Commish: and you got yourself a fine meal Dr. Commish: nachos* Dr. Commish: OR Dr. Commish: make it triple bread Dr. Commish: a new level Geoff: :O Geoff: triple bread? Geoff: double decker? Geoff: I have colby jack cheese right here Dr. Commish: that's the crown for sammiches Geoff: !!! Geoff: What should go on second layer? Dr. Commish: oh man decisions Geoff: I am seeing some jelly Dr. Commish: jelly.... Dr. Commish: i was thinking more meat Dr. Commish: maybe bacon Geoff: :O Geoff: i dont have bacon Dr. Commish: damn Geoff: I mean I see jelly in my fridge Dr. Commish: ok Geoff: and Geoff: I dun wanna use any more ham Dr. Commish: rught Geoff: because I think it is for lunches Geoff: and my mom will get pissed Dr. Commish: I see Dr. Commish: so I'm guessing mind altering drugs to enhance the flavor are out then Geoff: yes Dr. Commish: fine Dr. Commish: maybe mustard Dr. Commish: but u already have steak sauce Dr. Commish: I got i t Dr. Commish: do you have any seasonings Dr. Commish: like Cajun spices Dr. Commish: that's what you nrrf Dr. Commish: need* Geoff: :O Geoff: hm Geoff: i see some chilula hot sauce Dr. Commish: I'm not sure what that is, do you like it? Geoff: its just like mexican hot sauce Dr. Commish: ok, just a dash then Dr. Commish: we don't want it to overpower the sammich's natural wholeness Geoff: hmmmm Dr. Commish: plus no one liikes soggy sammies Geoff: yes Geoff: I need to get a picture of this shit Dr. Commish: ok it sounds ready, take a bite and tell me the best thing about that sammich Geoff: hmm Geoff: I see some lawry's seasoning salt? Dr. Commish: that could be used to adjust the taste afterwards Dr. Commish: you know play it by ear Geoff: ah Geoff: taking bite Geoff: :O Geoff: pretty good Dr. Commish: i bet Dr. Commish: now one's the best thing about it? Dr. Commish: what is* Geoff: hmmm Dr. Commish: I think it must have a smokey flavor Geoff: yes Geoff: hmmmm Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this Geoff: its so good Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this Geoff: its so good Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES |
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-10-2009, 03:48 PM
Recipe:
2 pieces of slightly toasted bread Avocado A1 Steak Sauce Slice of colby jack cheese Salami Ham Chilula Hot Sauce Fajita Seasoning Crushed Red Pepper So goddamn delicious (10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
02-10-2009, 04:12 PM
what? no dog?
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Radio Raheem BRB, Posting Posts: 1,306 Joined: Aug 2008 |
02-10-2009, 04:29 PM
it looks like you puked on some bread
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Eschatos Jack Thompson Fan Club Member Posts: 4,447 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-10-2009, 06:07 PM
Nonsense. The best sandwich ever is actually a taco. Put two slices of ham, and a ton of plain spaghetti on a taco. Then cover it in melted cheese. It's the best thing ever.
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask Fierce Pork Trooper Posts: 2,553 Joined: May 2008 |
02-10-2009, 06:17 PM
(02-10-2009, 04:29 PM)Radio Raheem link Wrote: it looks like you puked on some bread I think a lot of that's just the camera. I still think it sounds gross, but I'm a vegetarian :/ Objectively it's very nice though |
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-10-2009, 06:46 PM
Sounds great but does it beat the meat machine?
http://www.spike.com/video/30-rock-meat-machine/2812547 |
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask Fierce Pork Trooper Posts: 2,553 Joined: May 2008 |
02-10-2009, 06:49 PM
(02-10-2009, 06:46 PM)Surf314 link Wrote: Sounds great but does it beat the meat machine? I doubt it, but the Bacon Explosion can |
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HeK Rotartsinimda Posts: 4,183 Joined: Jun 2015 |
02-10-2009, 07:52 PM
What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there.
Any sandwich of any proportion needs a bun, or at least rye. |
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rumsfald Guest |
02-10-2009, 10:03 PM
(02-10-2009, 07:52 PM)HeK link Wrote: What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there.I would submit any real bread from a bakery that you have to slice yourself. |
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
02-10-2009, 10:13 PM
Meh, with the correct application of grease and indirect fire you can turn any type of bread into an awesome sandwich container.Â
Yes, Even Bunny Bread. |
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ainmosni Man of Ethanol Posts: 1,670 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-11-2009, 04:02 AM
I don't know if you would classify this as a sandwich but we don't really have that concept here. We call all of them 'broodjes' (little breads)
- Take half a baguette, cut it in the length. - Put cream cheese in it - Put dutch (gouda is our worst cheese, trust me, still not too bad) in the baguette - Put blue cheese (a good roquefort or another strong blue cheese) in the baguette - Put some brie in the baguette - Finish it off with lettuce, tomatoes and cucumbers Enjoy. Signature temporarily out of order until I get off my lazy ass to fix it. |
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Dave White Lighting - Extra 50% Free Posts: 4,177 Joined: Jun 2008 |
02-11-2009, 07:22 AM
lacks marmite
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A. Crow Surprise Whopper Posts: 4,091 Joined: May 2008 |
02-11-2009, 07:30 AM
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Eschatos Jack Thompson Fan Club Member Posts: 4,447 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-11-2009, 11:06 AM
(02-11-2009, 07:22 AM)Dave link Wrote: lacks vegemite |
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Geoff Real World Azn Posts: 3,921 Joined: Apr 2008 |
02-11-2009, 03:24 PM
(02-10-2009, 07:52 PM)HeK link Wrote: What? Is that regular sliced bread? Instant failure right there. Was thinking of using bolios (sp?) but wasn't sure how to toast them. (10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel |
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commish Lurker Posts: 244 Joined: Jun 2008 |
02-11-2009, 04:23 PM
Personally the only King of sandwiches is the Club Sandwich
***toasted white bread*** ***Mayo*** ***tomato*** ***letuce*** ***toasted white bread*** ***Bacon*** ***chicken breast*** ***toasted white bread*** With the earl of sandwich being the smoked meat sandwich ***Rye*** ***Mustard*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***smoked meat*** ***rye*** delicious! Geoff: i've never had a sammich like this Geoff: its so good Dr. Commish: that recipe is yours forever now, keep it close and impress the lady of your dreams Geoff: YOU GODDIT DOCTAH JONES |
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Dave White Lighting - Extra 50% Free Posts: 4,177 Joined: Jun 2008 |
02-11-2009, 04:31 PM
-Toast
-Butter (thinly spread) -Marmite preferably with some dry cider. |
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ainmosni Man of Ethanol Posts: 1,670 Joined: Mar 2008 |
02-11-2009, 04:47 PM
(02-11-2009, 04:23 PM)commish link Wrote: Personally the only King of sandwiches is the Club Sandwich Your lack of cheese disturbs me... Oh wait, you're american Signature temporarily out of order until I get off my lazy ass to fix it. |
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x BRB, Posting Posts: 646 Joined: Oct 2008 |
02-11-2009, 04:48 PM
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