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Surf314
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#61
02-12-2009, 09:29 AM

I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

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ToiletDuck
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#62
02-12-2009, 11:53 AM

(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

oh come on surf, lol so bad

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#63
02-12-2009, 11:56 AM

(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

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#64
02-12-2009, 12:09 PM

(02-12-2009, 09:29 AM)Surf314 link Wrote: I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

haha no one else get that?

its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud

trust me its good.

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#65
02-12-2009, 02:02 PM

(02-12-2009, 12:09 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

haha no one else get that?

its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud

trust me its good.
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I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:

(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers


bitch.

that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible

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#66
02-12-2009, 07:26 PM

Yo momma likes Britney Spears.



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Surf314
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#67
02-12-2009, 08:50 PM

(02-12-2009, 07:26 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: Yo momma likes Britney Spears.

Suck up

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#68
02-12-2009, 09:13 PM

(02-12-2009, 07:26 PM)Benito Mussolini link Wrote: Yo momma likes Britney Spears.
Hit me baby one more time!


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#69
02-12-2009, 10:19 PM

(02-12-2009, 02:02 PM)BRITNEYSUCKS link Wrote: [quote author=Dave link=topic=1088.msg66270#msg66270 date=1234458591]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

haha no one else get that?

its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud

trust me its good.
[/quote]

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:

(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers


bitch.

that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible
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No, those are so much better than regular yo momma jokes.
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#70
04-24-2009, 10:08 AM

Yo momma was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit.
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Surf314
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#71
04-24-2009, 10:23 AM

(04-24-2009, 10:08 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: Yo momma was sent to prison by a military court for a crime she didn't commit.

Yo momma was waterboarded and gave up the names of her affairs and favorite sex positions to the horror of her peers.

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#72
04-24-2009, 11:27 AM

yo momma gets tickets for sight pollution.

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#73
04-24-2009, 11:30 AM

(02-12-2009, 10:19 PM)K2 link Wrote: [quote author=BRITNEYSUCKS link=topic=1088.msg66287#msg66287 date=1234465378]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=1088.msg66270#msg66270 date=1234458591]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=1088.msg66237#msg66237 date=1234448986]
I invited yo momma over for sex last night but she said no so I called her fat and hung up the phone.

haha no one else get that?

its the subtle humor, itl sound better being read outloud

trust me its good.
[/quote]

I was going to give you the benefit of the doubt until I read this:

(02-12-2009, 09:27 AM)Dave link Wrote: your mother works in poor working conditions and is looked down upon by a group of her peers


bitch.

that's even worse than Surf's. Terrible
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No, those are so much better than regular yo momma jokes.
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where are those jokes from, i have heard them before.

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#74
04-24-2009, 11:50 AM

Yo momma is unable to use the correct pronunciation of the word "your."
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Surf314
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#75
04-24-2009, 11:51 AM

Yo momma likes Yoyo Ma!

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#76
04-24-2009, 12:01 PM

Yo momma dreams of electric sheep.
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Surf314
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#77
04-24-2009, 01:13 PM

Yo momma likes a bit of spotted dick in the morning.

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#78
04-24-2009, 05:37 PM

yo mommas pussy is so tight she gave birth to a skeleton

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#79
04-24-2009, 07:16 PM

Yo mamma is uninstalling, brb gonna go give her a hand

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#80
04-24-2009, 08:47 PM

Yo momma's so ugly, she makes blind children weep.

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