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#1
02-20-2009, 04:29 PM

http://i.gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-...r-explodes
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#2
02-20-2009, 04:30 PM

raped



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#3
02-20-2009, 04:37 PM

ah man, not the way to go.


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#4
02-20-2009, 04:54 PM

Reading that while at work is a bad idea Sad

Now I'm paranoid my chair is going to disembowl me.
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#5
02-20-2009, 07:13 PM

Bad hoax. The metal plate to which the hydraulic fastens, clearly viewable and intact from the underside, would have have blocked any 'sposion. Even if the plat had some drill holes in it, it would have prevented a spolsion consistent with the exit wound on the seat above.

That is if there were any such explosion. I seriously doubt that these hydraulics have enough potential energy to puncture the wood, much less go any farther. If they did have that potential energy, then they would be strong enough to lift 100lb people (albeit slowly), which they don't.
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#6
02-20-2009, 07:39 PM

(02-20-2009, 07:13 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: fake

wat


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#7
02-20-2009, 07:41 PM

(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]
fake

wat
[/quote]

he's pulling a mr. grey



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#8
02-20-2009, 08:09 PM

(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]
fake

wat
[/quote]

yo i read it on giz it must be true
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02-20-2009, 10:09 PM

(02-20-2009, 07:39 PM)Dave link Wrote: [quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2373.msg67993#msg67993 date=1235175196]
fake
wat
[/quote]
Now I think, We've Been Had.
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#10
02-20-2009, 10:21 PM

(02-20-2009, 07:13 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Bad hoax. The metal plate to which the hydraulic fastens, clearly viewable and intact from the underside, would have have blocked any 'sposion. Even if the plat had some drill holes in it, it would have prevented a spolsion consistent with the exit wound on the seat above.

That is if there were any such explosion. I seriously doubt that these hydraulics have enough potential energy to puncture the wood, much less go any farther. If they did have that potential energy, then they would be strong enough to lift 100lb people (albeit slowly), which they don't.

On top of that, these are gas and oil filled dampeners with simple valving. I've attempted to rebuild a few on cars.
They do NOT have the ability to do anything but make an oily mess on the carpet.


On a side note, I finally got fed up with my chair at work and ordered a new one. Every two hours, the leaking gas piston would drop me on my ass Tongue
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#11
02-21-2009, 12:08 AM

But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible default in them.
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02-21-2009, 03:17 AM

(02-21-2009, 12:08 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible default in them.


<+Karrde> welp, time to learn some basic patterning skills
<@Negate> 12121212121212121212
<@Negate> there is a simple pattern
<+Karrde> I changed my mind.  Gonna cosplay as a gay demon from hell and get negate raped instead XD
<+Caffeine`work> Karrde: Gay demon? Why would you need to cosplay just go as yourself
<+FlyingMongoose> Caffeine`work: Karrde would actually have to tone it down some.
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#13
02-21-2009, 04:03 AM

(02-21-2009, 12:08 AM)Vlambo link Wrote: But guys, we have to remember something. These are made by the Chinese... You know there is some horrible defect in them.
dont worry, i screw it up like that all the time too


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

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#14
02-21-2009, 01:35 PM

Also, note the lack of BLOOD.
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02-22-2009, 05:58 AM

(02-21-2009, 01:35 PM)HeK link Wrote: Also, note the lack of BLOOD.
That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.

Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o


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#16
02-22-2009, 12:21 PM

(02-22-2009, 05:58 AM)Blues link Wrote: [quote author=HeK link=topic=2373.msg68149#msg68149 date=1235241332]
Also, note the lack of BLOOD.
That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake.[/quote]


Quote:The bleeding this caused killed him.

:Smile
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#17
02-22-2009, 01:48 PM

blues just got owned.
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02-25-2009, 05:42 PM

(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: In other news, the Sun rose in the East today.
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#19
02-25-2009, 06:53 PM

So given rummy and Hek's expert opinion, the next most convenient answer...

CRITICAL MASS.
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#20
02-25-2009, 06:58 PM

(02-22-2009, 05:58 AM)Blues link Wrote: That was like the worst reason of all that this is a fake. If sharpnel shoots straight up your ass, I can guarantee the first thing you're doing is flying out of that chair at MACH 3, and quite probably before the blood actually starts flowing.

Also, awesome story, who cares if it's a joke. :o
(02-22-2009, 12:21 PM)HeK link Wrote: I can't read
(02-22-2009, 01:48 PM)J-Master link Wrote: Me neither


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