blues/dave gay fanfiction

[Versus]

[quote author=Blues link=topic=2391.msg70614#msg70614 date=1236497010]
rarr rarr rarr i love dicks.

i missed u blues.
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[quote author=Dave link=topic=2391.msg70795#msg70795 date=1236627914]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2391.msg70614#msg70614 date=1236497010]
rarr rarr rarr i love dicks.

i missed ur cock, blues.
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[Dave]

i like where this thread is goin

[Honest]

F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

[Blues]

It was really only a matter of time.

[rumsfald]

<Dave> my hardon for Versus just explodes at night, when i'm lying in bed, on my netbook
<Blues> You know, he's out there on the Internets now...
<Blues> go discover him.
<Dave> insert raped childhood remark here
<Dave> love to give him my medicine
<Blues> lol, ya your thing feels different
<Dave> masturbation is...interesting, to say the least while under its effects
<Blues> Maybe you should roofie Versus with zolpidem 10mg
<Dave> love it.
<Blues> Dave, your entire body feels different
<Dave> stfu and put it in
<Dave> as the medicine progresses, my typing, punctuation, and spelling become better than when I am sober

[Versus]

LMAO

[Blues]

Hurry and post more I'm blue balling here with no ending.

[Dave]

BLUES-balling.
lol

[Spore]

Ace of Spades
Chapter 1

"Blues?" Dave asked as peered through the half-open door, walking in as he dropped his coat on a nearby table and went in. "Are you home? Maybe I'm early?"

"No, Dave, come on in!" Blues yelled from the dining room. Dave came through the doorway to see Geoff, Honest, Pigmask, and Versus already sitting around the table with Blues.

He took his seat between Blues and Pigmask, putting his feet on the table and leaning his chair back. "So, when are we starting?"

"As soon as Karth gets hime. It was him idea, after all."

They sat around the table a few more minutes, munching passively on chips and chatting. The table was a solid oak poker table with piles of poker chips lined neatly along the edge.

Then, Karth walked in, putting him coat down. "We're hime!" he called.

"We?" Blues asked as he leaned back on his chair to get a clear view of the hallway. Karth stood, and behind him stood Rumsfald, keeping a low profile. "What the..." he muttered.

"I got Rumsfald to come along."

"Alright," Blues said, unsure what to say. "So, uh...you know how to play poker, Rumsfald?"

"A bit," he grunted as he and Karth took their seats.

Blues re-organized the seven piles of chips into eight and sent them to the players as they sent down their money. "Alright. Hold 'Em, or 5-card?"

"We don't have enough cash in hime for 5-card, but not many people hime know how to play Hold 'Em, do they?" Karth asked.

Dave, Honest, Pigmask, Geoff and Rumsfald admitted they didn't.

"Well, looks like this'll be a short night," He mused.

"How about strip poker?" Versus suggested, high-fiving Blues.

"Easy for you to say. You guys don't have any clothes to take off."

"We'll get clothes!" Blues said as he disappeared into his room and came out with various scraps of clothes; ties, socks, loose dress shirts, and the like. He threw the three other guys several articles as he sat down and put his own on.

"Smartass," Karth muttered. "Well, I guess I can live with that. Just deal the damn cards."

Blues smirked as he put two decks together to accomodate for all eight people. Then he sent everyone five cards that slid down the sleek, polished table to their owner before putting down his own and starting the game.

Luck was on Versus' side as very quickly he dominated the game, with a few wins from other people. Ninetey minutes into the game, all four girls were down to their bras and panties, with only five collective articles taken off by the guys. The chips bowl was gone, the pot still sat in the middle of the table, and some alcohol Blues brought out had everyone tipsy.

"You're cheating!" Karth yelled out as Blues as Versus lay down yet another winning hand, pointing to Karth, who had to take off either him bra or him panties.

"How can I cheat?" He asked innocently.

"You're letting Versus win so we have to take off all our clothes."

"Why would I do that?"

"Who wouldn't?" Dave smirked. "Now take it off, Karth."

The bat growled as he grabbed the clasp on him bra and unclipped it, letting him full breasts fall free without even the slightest hint they're sagging.

Except for Rumsfald, all the guys stood up and cheered.

"Asses," he said as he sat back down, not even bothering to cover them up.

"Alright, forget the clothes," Blues said. "Forget the chips, too. How about we take this up a notch?"

"To which notch is that?" Karth asked.

"The winning hand doesn't decide who takes off clothes. The winning hand decides who to fuck."

"Interesting..." Karth mused. "Well, we might as well. Nothing better to do." He took a swig of some beer. "But I deal this time."

"Alight," Blues said, handing the two combined decks over. "Alright, everyone, take it all off." He threw off the socks and tie he brought from his room. The girls, however, had to take off their bras and panties, giving the guys a clear view of their assets. Karth had the largest rack by far, with Geoff, Honest, and Pigmask all with about the same size.

Karth shuffled and dealt. He put him game face on and cast a glance at Blues. "I keep."

Everyone else discarded some and drew some more. After a few minutes, everyone had their hands.

Pigmask had a pair of Queens, Honest three 10s, Geoff a Full House, Versus and Dave had nothing, Rumsfald had a straight. Blues and Karth revealed at the same time, Blues with a Straight Flush, and Karth with five aces.

"Ha!" Karth cheered as he threw him hands in the air and him breasts jiggled a bit. "Alright now, who should go first? Well, Blues, I guess you should get first dibs." He walked over to the hedgehog, pulling his chair out as he dropped to him knees. "My, you're already hard," he admired his rock-hard, blue-tinged dick. He put him tongue to it and just held it there, eliciting a tremendous response from Blues, who shuddered under him tongue. He then began to move it back and forth a bit before taking it halfway in with one fell swoop, sending Blues's eyes wide open. He sucked on him for a bit before pulling his saliva-wet dick out. "On to part two," he said as he grabbed him breasts. He planted him full rack in Blues's lap, his dick right in between. He pressed them together and began pumping them up and down as him tongue caressed his head.

"Karth!" Blues yelled as he sat back in his chair, enjoying the ride. And clearly everyone else was, as they watched in silent awe. And Blues could clearly see the other guys getting hard at this site. Versus in particular was enjoying it. In fact, he was enjoying it so much he got up from his seat and crept behind Karth. He was too busy to notice, until the echidna slid his reddish dick into him folds softly, letting his six inches enjoy him warmth.

As Versus began ramming him pussy, Karth sped up him service on Blues. Her hands pushed him sweet breasts faster accross his wet meat as him tongue caressed his swollen head. He moaned into his crotch as he felt Versus' thick dick slide effortlessly in and out of him wet, warm pussy, lightly kissing his swollen blue head as it began to twitch slightly. "I'm cumming!" he cried as his legs buckled. His cum shot up, coating Karth's face and breasts.

He smiled and licked some off as he nudged Versus back. Sorry, Versus. You're gonna have to wait." He went back to him seat, leaving Blues's milky cum all over him breasts.

"Maybe I should deal next," Dave said mildly. "I think Karth's hands are a little, um...yeah." He was at a loss for words as he pulled the 104 cards together, shuffled them awkwardly, and then clumsily dealt the forty cards. Once again, everybody dropped their cards and picked others. This time, everyone had three of a kind except Honest and Dave, who both had three to seven straight flushes, Honest in hearts and Dave in spades.

"Well, we have a tie," Blues smirked. "Should we have them fuck each other, or let them both do it independantly?"

"We'll decide ourselves," they agreed.

"Geoff, Pigmask, come on down," Dave beckoned. "Geoff, I want to try up your ass, and Pigmask, eat Geoff out as I go."

"Versus, Rumsfald, Blues. I'll alternate between sucking Versus and Rumsfald off. Blues, you can fuck me from underneath."

The three girls and four guys got to work as Karth stuck him legs up on the table, disappointed he wasn't inluded, but he had him own ways of pleasing himself. As the others got into position, he took him hand to him pussy and slid a finger inside.

Geoff and Pigmask gave Dave some licks to get him wet enough to lessen the pain in Geoff's virgin ass. Their tongues danced and slid around as they gave him a thorough lubrication. Decided he was adequately ready, Geoff stood up, offering Dave him backdoor.

Dave rached out, grabbing him ass and parting him cheeks as he pulled him onto his hard, saliva-coated dick.

Blues sat on the ground, his dick standing at attention as Honest lowered himself slowly onto it, working a good rhythm even as he came down. One he done, he called grabbed Versus and Rumsfalds' dicks, jacking off both of them as he decided which one to take first. Seeing Versus' was already wet with Karth's juices, he decided to give him the first lick; curious about the taste.

A taste he liked as he began slobbering on his dick. What he lacked in experience and technique he certainly made up for with intensity and enthusiams, sporadically changing him style to keep Versus guessing. Once she'd tasted all of Karth left on his dick, he switched to Rumsfald's.

Meanwhile, Geoff moaned as he felt Dave' dick sliding in and out of him ass as Pigmask began him service; licking him clit and tasting of him juices. Her breasts bounced as he heaved back and forth between Dave up him ass and Pigmask's tongue in him pussy.

Pigmask lapped at him pussy like a cat, occasionally taking a long lick up and then down him pussy lips before returning to him insides. He had some experience with eating girls out, and he knew just how to push Geoff's buttons.

Karth was now kicking up into the air as he cried the loudest of the group, now driving him entire hand rapidly into him pussy, him other hand teasing him nipples as he craved release, to feel what everyone else felt, and hoped she'd be pleasured next hand.

Blues sat on the ground, holding Honest's hips sturidly as he bounced him on his dick, panting him name as he enjoyed him tight, wet pussy he was sure hadn't been used much. Still, he fucked him with all his energy.

Honest currently had him hands--and mouth--full as he decided to give the guys the best of both worlds at once. They both shoved their dicks into him waiting mouth as he jacked off the rest of their shafts. He had some difficulty both getting both dicks into him mouth, let alone giving them both decent blowjobs, but he managed, ellicitng moans from them as they ran their hands through him hair.

"Pigmask!" Geoff screamed, him hand on Pigmask's head, forcing him tongue deeper and deeper into him pussy as he she felt him orgasm nearing, Dave speeding up his service as he, too, was on the edge. Then, with a final thrust by Dave, they both hit their orgasm. Geoff screamed as he fell back into Dave' lap, him body wracked by a powerful orgasm as Pigmask continued to lick up him juices and Dave shot his thick, potent load up him ass. When he finally pulled away, cum dripped from him asshole.

Honest was starting to get the hang of sucking two dicks at once as Rumsfald and Versus abandoned their roles as passive pleasurees as began thrusting into him mouth and hand, feeling their orgasms strengthen.

"Guys," Blues panted, "Back off. Let's give Honest a collective finish."

Versus and Rumsfald agreed; all three pulling away from Honest as he knelt before the three guys, all of them pounding their dicks hard, trying to hit their orgasm. Finally, with a collective groan, all three shot their veritable loads onto Honest, who stuck him tongue out to gladly catch what he could, not caring if any of it got stuck in him fur.

Karth sighed, knowing he still didn't get him release as him five fellow players were almost done basking in the afterglow; returning slowly to the table. He took him legs off it and him hands from him privates, determined to win the next hand and actually have some fucking release.

[Versus]

win.

[KarthXLR]

that is possibly the most controversial post ever made.



+1? -1?

I'm not even sure...

[Honest]

that is possibly the most controversial post ever made.



+1? -1?

I'm not even sure...

For the love of god +1 that man and +1 him hard. The forum won't let me do it anymore oh god that was awesome.

[Dave]

holy awesome.

i suspect a lot of ctlr f was used tho

[Spore]

holy awesome.

i suspect a lot of ctlr f was used tho

No the story was like that when I found it, including the misuse of him instead of his. I swear. >>

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=2472.msg70843#msg70843 date=1236640450]
holy awesome.

i suspect a lot of ctlr f was used tho

No the story was like that when I found it, including the misuse of him instead of his. I swear. >>
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I wonder if it was a translation.

[rumsfald]

Hold on, Spore, I'm about to come Hime.

[Sweater]

hi

[Versus]

hi

[KarthXLR]

I thought I was the one coming hime.

[Spore]

This is probably the best thing ever.

Dave found an onion and 20 pikmin came out. Then he commanded
them to put their penises in his butt all at the same time. It
was really hot and shit and Blues watched it and jerked off. Blues came
all over his television and it was hot because Blues licked it back up
And then once Blues licked up his semen he spit it back out onto his
toy pikmin doll. Then he put my pikmin doll into my anus. It was
really hot. I hope you liked this story.