The Drunk Thread

[ScottyGrayskull]

I look at the door for a moment, then he came stumbling out; I told him that wasn't the bathroom and his response was "I know that NOW."

LOL! So who got to clean up the closet?

[Luinbariel]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg71996#msg71996 date=1237394240]
I look at the door for a moment, then he came stumbling out; I told him that wasn't the bathroom and his response was "I know that NOW."

LOL! So who got to clean up the closet?
[/quote]

No one; thankfully he couldn't find the lightswitch in the closet so he gave up.



There is no lightswitch in the closet.

[HeK]

[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=753.msg72013#msg72013 date=1237398133]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg71996#msg71996 date=1237394240]
I look at the door for a moment, then he came stumbling out; I told him that wasn't the bathroom and his response was "I know that NOW."

LOL! So who got to clean up the closet?
[/quote]

No one; thankfully he couldn't find the lightswitch in the closet so he gave up.



There is no lightswitch in the closet.
[/quote]

Which is funny, because there is no lightswitch in our bathroom either...

[Dave]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg72041#msg72041 date=1237406524]
[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=753.msg72013#msg72013 date=1237398133]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg71996#msg71996 date=1237394240]
I look at the door for a moment, then he came stumbling out; I told him that wasn't the bathroom and his response was "I know that NOW."

LOL! So who got to clean up the closet?
[/quote]

No one; thankfully he couldn't find the lightswitch in the closet so he gave up.



There is no lightswitch in the closet.
[/quote]

Which is funny, because there is no lightswitch in our bathroom either...
[/quote]

how do you piss in the dark?

[Geoff]

[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg72041#msg72041 date=1237406524]
[quote author=ScottyGrayskull link=topic=753.msg72013#msg72013 date=1237398133]
[quote author=Luinbariel link=topic=753.msg71996#msg71996 date=1237394240]
I look at the door for a moment, then he came stumbling out; I told him that wasn't the bathroom and his response was "I know that NOW."

LOL! So who got to clean up the closet?
[/quote]

No one; thankfully he couldn't find the lightswitch in the closet so he gave up.



There is no lightswitch in the closet.
[/quote]

Which is funny, because there is no lightswitch in our bathroom either...
[/quote]

how do you poop at night then you would not be able to see

[HeK]

The switch is in the hall........ It makes the lights go on in the real bathroom.

The closet lacks a light, and thus a switch.

[Luinbariel]

There is also a night light in the bathroom. Just incase.

[Darklink]

THIS SHIT IS NUCKING FUTS MAN!

[ZargonX]

Finale of Battlestar Galactic, and I've been drinking scotch and beer all night to hide my tears.  DONT' JUDGE ME!

[Ianki]

Finale of Battlestar Galactic, and I've been drinking scotch and beer all night to hide my tears.  DONT' JUDGE ME!

Ugg, it'll be another 5 hours before it finishes downloading if i'm lucky. 200 seeds, 20,000 peers.  Damnit.  Enough to make any man drink.

[Dave]

"drink does wut?"

[A. Crow]

I have, of recent, been lax in my duty to faithfully report my level of drunkenness to the internet at large (as the recent change in forum privileges have made it).  I now resume my duties to inform, one and all, that I am drunk.  Yes, on a weekday, despite being gainfully employed (more on this to come).   

[Dave]

last night i got a lot drunker than i have ever been
i was so drunk i invented a new drink

basicly you take a shot glass and fill it half with jack danniels and half with vodka

also i found this new reeeealy cheap bear calles toubourg its fucking awesome and its only 4quid for 6 bottles
i had 8 bottles of thatt
3 cans of cider
6 'jodka' shots
cider with apple juice in it
2 iron bru WKDs (shut up budr)
some more shots of blue stuff that had the consistancy of yoghurt
some moer beers that tasted like shit

good night in all

pictures of me with my face covered in marker pens are on their way.

[cannedpeahes]

also i found this new reeeealy cheap bear calles toubourg its fucking awesome and its only 4quid for 6 bottles

[Benito Mussolini]

Awesome, Peaches.

[Dave]

dont get it

[Benito Mussolini]

dont get it

You see, Dave, the commonly used latin alphabet has 26 letters. We use these letters as tools to make sounds, which will make words, when put together. Now if you take the letters and look closely, you can notice that all 26 of them are quite different, and usualy make their own, unique sound.

Let's take the example of the "e" and the "a". They don't look the same at all, and rarely make the same sound in words.
You can notice this difference when you take two similar, yet quite different words, like Bear and Beer.

Notice the slightly different pronounciations for bear and beer.
Notice that the two words have different definitions too: bear means, "massive plantigrade carnivorous or omnivorous mammals with long shaggy coats and strong claws", while beer means, "a general name for alcoholic beverages made by fermenting a cereal (or mixture of cereals) flavored with hops".

[HeK]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=753.msg73391#msg73391 date=1238270200]
dont get it

-General Awesomeness-
[/quote]

Well played.

[Dave]

lol i imagined benito with a projector and a laser pointer, also a labcoat.

[cannedpeahes]

lol i imagined benito with a projector and a laser pointer, also a labcoat.

But permanently wearing the scary face from the Pictures thread as he present.