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#21
04-01-2009, 01:00 PM

http://www.tgdaily.com/html_tmp/content-...8-119.html

Me pappy sent me this one.

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zaneyard
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#22
04-01-2009, 01:04 PM

www.ponyjam.com

also, the sponsored by video at the beginning of this one is funny http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/v...-Last-Hope not that unskippable isnt funny

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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cannedpeahes
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#23
04-01-2009, 02:03 PM

Wikipedia's been running jokes in the Wikinews box all day. They're rather ridiculous.
  • Ireland's Taoiseach, Brian Cowen (pictured, clothed) is seen publicly naked in Dublin, following months of economic uncertainty.
  • NASA reports a shower of diamonds from the sky.
  • NASA reports a shower of diamonds from the sky.
  • A revolutionary new online tanning service receives one million hits within two months of being established.
  • Henry Allingham of the United Kingdom credits cigarettes, whisky and wild, wild women for his seemingly impossible longevity.
  • A newspaper discovers that pay-per-view porn is amongst a number of unusual things being purchased by British MPs on their claimed expenses.
  • The merging of Hartford and New Orleans is found to have severe environmental consequences.
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Ianki
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#24
04-01-2009, 02:53 PM

Nine inche nails has some pretty good information about their latest "album"

http://www.nin.com/strobelight/

it's epic.  My favorite part is that Reznor is wearing Kayne glasses with his ridiculous pose.
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Darklink
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#25
04-01-2009, 03:11 PM

that worm virus thing one was a good one eh?

[Image: 2uthqip.png]
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#26
04-01-2009, 03:24 PM

(04-01-2009, 03:11 PM)Darklink link Wrote: that worm virus thing one was a good one eh?

Anyone get it?

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zaneyard
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#27
04-01-2009, 03:28 PM

Only pedophiles and the computer illiterate would get a time-bomb virus that was announced on the news.
Honestly, that's like a suicide bomber warning a bus that he's gonna blow it up, before he gets on it.

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#28
04-01-2009, 03:32 PM

(04-01-2009, 03:11 PM)Darklink link Wrote: that worm virus thing one was a good one eh?

This would be funny except there is a virus going through the networks here. for realz.

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Tragic Hero
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#29
04-01-2009, 03:40 PM

(04-01-2009, 09:17 AM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: [quote author=Tragic Hero link=topic=2603.msg73973#msg73973 date=1238595304]
Adult Swim had a pretty cruel joke last night.  They showed some shitty movie on TV instead of their usual lineup. 

Their usual lineup has gotten pretty shitty  :-\
[/quote]

Yeah I kind of agree with you.  Too much Family Guy/King of the Hill and they abandoned a lot of their old original programming/unique shows.  Now they have way too much "live action" shows.
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#30
04-01-2009, 04:18 PM

(04-01-2009, 02:03 PM)peaches link Wrote: Wikipedia's been running jokes in the Wikinews box all day. They're rather ridiculous.
  • A revolutionary new online tanning service receives one million hits within two months of being established.
That one's actually really. Sort of.

And with strange aeons, even Death may lay down in the street and die.
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#31
04-01-2009, 04:57 PM

http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2391

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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ZargonX
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#32
04-01-2009, 04:58 PM

I managed to crash my job's server today with Notepad.  Sadly, that is not a joke.

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zaneyard
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#33
04-01-2009, 05:00 PM

howd you do that?

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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KarthXLR
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#34
04-01-2009, 05:21 PM

http://www.newgrounds.com/

Pretty elaborate update of the site if you ask me.



For those who just can't get enough.
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ZargonX
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#35
04-01-2009, 05:39 PM

(04-01-2009, 05:00 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: howd you do that?

No clue.  Went to open up a log file to check on something, notepad started to load, and then the whole thing locked up.  Had to get the guys at the data center to manually reboot it...

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KarthXLR
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#36
04-01-2009, 05:40 PM

(04-01-2009, 05:39 PM)ZargonX link Wrote: [quote author=zaneyard link=topic=2603.msg74053#msg74053 date=1238623216]
howd you do that?

No clue.  Went to open up a log file to check on something, notepad started to load, and then the whole thing locked up.  Had to get the guys at the data center to manually reboot it...
[/quote]
Didn't you get the email saying not to restart the server?



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zaneyard
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#37
04-01-2009, 05:59 PM

http://starcraft2.com/features/terran/terratron.xml

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#38
04-01-2009, 06:33 PM

oh guys today I figured out where the school keeps the server system and shit.


thousands upon thousands of ethernet cords waiting to be pulled out.

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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zaneyard
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#39
04-01-2009, 06:53 PM

in a server closet?

(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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#40
04-01-2009, 06:54 PM

(04-01-2009, 06:53 PM)zaneyard link Wrote: in a server closet?

where you would least expect it bro.

shop class closet.

(10-06-2011, 04:24 AM)Vandamguy link Wrote:just ignore everything Geoff posts its always trolling or ignorant drivel
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