New/Improved Longest Thread

[Surf314]

When you are bored post here even if it is just nonsense.

[CaffeinePowered]

But will it surpass the lulz thread...only time will tell

[Surf314]

Also here are other threads you can go to if you are bored:

lulz thread
Neat stuff
What are you listening too?
Favorite TV Shows
Favorite Movies
Favorite Books
Favorite Comic Books
Favorite Web Comics
Favorite Minor Charactors
Favorite Beer
Share your recipes
Share your music collection
Make funny captions
What's the weirdest game you played?
Describe a game you'd love to play but isn't being made
What is the biggest animal you can take on in a fight

If I've left any out let me know.  Also running through these and bumping them all at once will A)suck B)make me lock the ones I created (quite a few).  So don't ruin it for the rest of us that come here when bored.

[fyre]

It is with sadness, but with a sense of great accomplishment, that I announce today that my theory of an ultimate Formula For Fantastic Funniness has been proven false.

As you will no doubt remember, I hypothesized that if one was to plot the funniness of a joke against the amount of times it was repeated, the resulting graph would take the shape of an inverse bell curve. After days of extensive testing on human subjects, this theory has been proven false.

[Benito Mussolini]

It is with sadness, but with a sense of great accomplishment, that I announce today that my theory of an ultimate Formula For Fantastic Funniness has been proven false.

As you will no doubt remember, I hypothesized that if one was to plot the funniness of a joke against the amount of times it was repeated, the resulting graph would take the shape of an inverse bell curve. After days of extensive testing on human subjects, this theory has been proven false.

It hasn't been proven false. You just haven't gotten far enough to go back up the bell.
You know nothing about science. You made a theory, but you had nothing to proove it until you made the experiment.
You didn't control the environment, and you didn't note the external factors in your tests...
Go back to your movies... let real men do science!

That said, I hope this thread will last long, but chances are... well...

[rumsfald]

Useful Information for Clueless Admins:

[tt]A meme (pronounced /miːm/ - rhyming with "theme"), a postulated unit or element of cultural ideas, symbols or practices, gets transmitted from one mind to another through speech, gestures, rituals, or other imitable phenomena.

A running gag is a literary device which often takes the form of an amusing joke or a comical reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling.[/tt]

These should not be confused with Spam

[tt]Spam is the abuse of electronic messaging systems (including most broadcast mediums, digital delivery systems) to send unsolicited bulk messages indiscriminately....Spamming remains economically viable because advertisers have no operating costs beyond the management of their mailing lists, and it is difficult to hold senders accountable for their mass mailings....E-mail and other forms of spamming have been used for purposes other than advertisements. Many early Usenet spams were religious or political. Serdar Argic, for instance, spammed Usenet with historical revisionist screeds. [/tt]

Believe it or not, the Internet, actually contains many memes and running gags. Sometimes they are used a guise to post a serious topic, like the fact that Iowa has legalized same-sex marriage. I don't consider that indiscriminately posted, bulk advertisements, or mass postings of religious screeds. In short, it is not "spam." 

Now, any admin/moderator that wants abuse their powers can lock such a thread because they can call it "spam," and, apparently, that's acceptable behavior here. If this is so, then I should be able to call such folks HOMOPHOBIC FASCISTS.

[tt]Fascism is a radical, authoritarian nationalist ideology that aims to create a single-party state with a government led by a dictator who seeks national unity and development by requiring individuals to subordinate self-interest to the collective interest of the nation or race[/tt].

[fyre]

^^
:o

A side of Rummy I have not recently seen.

When I started playing with brbu (before it was brbu) the server was non stop meatspin and shit. It was the dtoid pc community with all the stupidity, childishness, memery (new word), and awesomeness that that entailed. Could it be that we have undergone the dreaded process of gentrification?

also.....inb4lock

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

[K2]

That was an eloquent response, Pig Mask.

[A. Crow]

So, does the Iowa thing count as a running gag?

[Surf314]

So, does the Iowa thing count as a running gag?

What's an Iowa?

[Master Shake]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg74635#msg74635 date=1238904065]
So, does the Iowa thing count as a running gag?

What's an Iowa?
[/quote]
I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if you just missed the entire point of anything Rum has said in the past two days.

[Honest]

Rummy is my hero always and forever, I will not stop plus 1ing him until the day I die.

Also: The moon, it's following me! Cut it out moon...I'm comin' up there!

[Ianki]

I can safely say that if rummy was in Iowa, i would be totally gay for him.

[Benito Mussolini]

I can safely say that I am the most awesome person ever, but that Rummy comes close second.

[rumsfald]

I appreciate the love, but if you don't all stop sniffing my jock then this thread is going to be in danger of getting locked by our capricious overlords. As a reminder, the topic is nonsense you want to post while bored.

When I am bored, I fantasize about how awesome Krod Mandoon is going to be.
http://www.mefeedia.com/entry/krod-mando...w/16276947

[fyre]

nonsense you want to post while bored.

Fatuous Fyre
Filets fabulous fat fish
Freely. Food for fork?

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=2632.msg74735#msg74735 date=1238958583]
nonsense you want to post while bored.

Fatuous Fyre
Filets fabulous fat fish
Freely. Food for fork?
[/quote]

Benito's big balls bang by bitches' bushes.
Boobies bounced between burly butts.
But baby Betty bent before blowing bully Bob.

[Surf314]

My cat's currently upset, he was resting on the window and a huge dog jumped on the outside and scared him.  Now he has been hiding and grumbling to himself all day.

[KarthXLR]

I had a Kentucky Bourbon Burger from Carl's Jr. today. Pretty good, sweet'n'spicy.