Omegle threadle

[chronomaster]

So Pig Mask coerced me to get onto Omegle and badger a random person so I did. What follows:

Stranger: hello
You: Hey.
Stranger: how ya doing?
You: Can you help me, I think I'm a little lost.
You: You see.
You: I was on my way to Minnesota, but I think I took a wrong turn somewhere.
Stranger: well. lets see... where ya going?
You: Relatives.
You: Big family gathering.
Stranger: i see.
You: And they always choose Minnesota.
You: I don't know why.
Stranger: well, about half a mile up the road, there's a turn
Stranger: take it and continue for 5 miles
You: Wait.
You: Turn left or right?
Stranger: and you'll see an entrance to the interstate
Stranger: oh, left.
You: Ah.
Stranger: but there's only one way to turn
You: Oh, well then.
You: So, take the interstate?
Stranger: north
Stranger: yes
You: Got it.
You: Thanks.
Stranger: no problem, glad to help

I encourage everyone to go and start one random ass conversation.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Ha M3 you for doing this Chrono <3, my best result

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: want to play a text adventure?
You: y/n
Stranger: hey that sounds like fun
Stranger: y
You: You wake up in your bed.
You: Your slippers our in font of you
You: Put them on?
Stranger: n
You: you walk boldy foward with out them
You: The sight of a large yellow bulldozer greets your view from outside your window
You: Step outside or have cofee first?
Stranger: coffee first
You: You relax and are able to think more clearly
You: You confidently step outside
You: Attempt to talk to the driver?
Stranger: lie in front of bulldozer
You: Arthur?
Stranger: yes?
You: A friend approaches, greet?
Stranger: greet ford
You: Arthur, we need to go get a drink
You: Get up?
Stranger: N, must save my house!
You: You hear a dull rumbling over head
Stranger: look up
You: A large UFO appears above you and a hideous voice booms over a loudspeaker
You: Shortly the world and youself are demolished
You: You took to long
Stranger: goddamn!
You: Based on the real Hithikers text adventure :3
You: lol
You: Hard, hard game
Stranger: haha I was unbelievably impressed
You: lol thanks
Stranger: you isr, win the internet
You: Haha
You: Flad to have brithened some ones day


I've reached the pinnacle of my insomniac creativity. Time for some well overdue sleep.

[Surf314]

That is epic SWPM

[at0m]

That is epic SWPM

Indeed, +1 sir

Also, what is this site to which you refer?

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2652.msg75153#msg75153 date=1239104729]
That is epic SWPM

Indeed, +1 sir

Also, what is this site to which you refer?
[/quote]

Omegle.com

[[fr31ns]Karrde]

That is epic SWPM

Holy shit, that.  On the topic of that convo, I remember playing that game back in the day.  Seriously unbefuckinglievably hard.  Lots of hillarious things to do though.

[chronomaster]

Damnit, I just burnt my 'lucid dreaming doctor' bit. He left before I could finish.

The idea was to put the stranger into a lucid dream which would involve him/her approaching a new person to talk to. A recurring thread, basically.

Here's a bit of unrelated failure:

Stranger: oi
You: Hello, and welcome to another game of 20 Questions!
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: you can ask me
You: Wait.
Stranger: ok
You: You want me to guess what you're thinking?
You: The whole gist was to get you to guess what I'm thinking.
You: Hence why I initiated it so suddenly.
You: Alright./
You: Let's do it this way.
Stranger: right
You: I'll flip a coin.
You: And whoever wins the coinflip gets to choose who has to guess.
Stranger: sorry
You: What was the flip?
Stranger: but i don´t understand you
You: Well we're trying to decide who is playing what end of 20 questions, right?
Stranger: I understand the game
Stranger: but I don´t understand what you said
You: Well.
You: I was going to have you ask me.
Stranger: cause I´m brazilian
You: Oh.
You: Well.
You: Then that makes things harder, huh?
Stranger: I don´t speak english very well
Stranger: I´m a student
You: Ah.
Stranger: sorry
You: Where at?

[chronomaster]

Just got hammered. :V

Stranger: hi
You: Hey.
Stranger: whats up
You: So, I've never done this legitimately. I've always come up with some random gimmick game/roleplay.
You: So how do we do this.
Stranger: who r u?
Stranger: m/f?
You: Some guy on the internet.
Stranger: where do u live?
Stranger: etc
You: Ah.
You: I see.
You: So let's go back and forth then.
You: You can go first.
Stranger: well im from new zealand
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: im a chick
You: Interesting.
Stranger: what is?
You: Just saying.
You: I'm some 20 year old student in Georgia, USA.
You: And hating it here.
Stranger: u shuld cum here
You: So everyone wants to.
You: But that's them.
You: I'd rather move back to California.
Stranger: heres my advice
You: Or maybe somewhere strange.
Stranger: stop being such a whiny little bitch

[Dave]

You: hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: what usualy happens now?
Stranger: usually
You: oh so that?
Stranger: someone says something offensive and them disconnects
You: ohh
You: makes sense
Stranger: that's been my experience, anyway
You: do you want the honour or should we just start swearing and see who wins?
Stranger: I suppose the latter, you scurvy-covered harlot
You: we limiting this to the pirate era?
You: bitch
Stranger: Only if you can't get creative tit-fucking gutterskank
You: i just woke up, think ill stick to the classics fuckface.
Stranger: I haven't even slept yet you cunt mongering backne farm
You: backne?
Stranger: back acne lol
You: ahhh
You: clever
Stranger: thanks :]

[Vlambo]

Stranger: im a guy
You: Herro?
You: Awesome
You: Buttsecks?
Stranger: ok
You: awesome
Stranger: no.. wait.. what?
You: So taking or recieving?
Stranger: who are you again?
Stranger: i mean.. what?
You: too late
Stranger: you are a guy?
You: You've promised it
Stranger: oh shi...
Stranger: er...
You: HOLD HER DOWN
Stranger: what!?
You: Just bite the pillow\
Stranger: no, dude
Stranger: stop
You: fine
Stranger: ok
Stranger: er
Stranger: you are gay?
You: Totally
Stranger: i think im bi....
You: I'm blowing a guy right now
Stranger: haha, how do you type?
You: I kidna just smack my head across the keyboard
Stranger: cool
You: you cradle the balls
Stranger: oh shit
You: stroke the shaft
You: gobble the gravy
Stranger: yeeaaah.. ok.. i get it

[SBCrystal]

Ack, Omegle is so funny!
The first time I went on it I talked to this girl who was disappointed that I was also a girl. And then she rage quit when I was using too many exclamation marks. I was really just trying to be nice. I think next time I do it I'm gonna troll.

[Master Shake]

Ack, Omegle is so funny!
I was using too many exclamation marks.

Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?

[Surf314]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2652.msg75434#msg75434 date=1239216811]
Ack, Omegle is so funny!
I was using too many exclamation marks.

Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?
[/quote]

I had a Journo teacher that said everytime you use an exclamation point god takes an hour from your life.  I try to keep that in mind just in case.

[SBCrystal]

Yeah why do chicks just use exclamations like theres no tomorrow?

I really don't know how to respond to this! I mean, come on! It's just conveying the happiness I feel! So shove a cock in it!!!!@231~!!!@@@~~~@!!!

Sorry, Luin said that whenever I don't know what to say to you people that I should reply with "shove a cock in it".

[Geoff]

Exclamation points take away any sort of seriousness.

[K2]

Any joke, no matter how funny it would've been otherwise, is instantly rendered unfunny when finished with an exclamation point.

Damn kids just don't understand the value of a punctuation mark anymore.

[cannedpeahes]

Went on today for the first time. Acheived nothing of note. Everybody seemed to be there to harass.

Web2.0 FAIL