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SBCrystal
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#1
04-07-2009, 09:57 PM

Ahoy, I'm Crystal, or Cunt Taco (yes, a dirty name!).

I know Luin and Hek in real life (yes, real life!) and they kept asking me to play but I haven't really ever played TF2 and I was scared of being a n00b. Well, I played a few maps today for TF Tuesdays and had a lot of fun -- so thanks to everyone who made me feel very welcome.

Uh, I'm 25, a lady, hailing from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canadialand.

Gee, what else? I like comic books, metal, music in general, reading, and (moronically enough) grammar.

Fuck, I hate introductions. Um, I am a very polite Canadian, as in, I try to keep the peace; but Luin will tell you that I have a sass mouth that is akin to hers. Don't mess. I hate, hate, hate, hate serious business playing and would rather have the lulz than the win. Uh...yeah.

Oh Em Gee...I can say really bad things, but please never be offended or if you are, just let me know because I hate hurting feelings and the like.

Well, this was the worst introductory post ever so I'm just going to go.

ETA: OMFG, Luin just made me edit to add about gaming?

So we started off playing Leisure Suit and that got me addicted to Sierra Online games like Police Quest, King's Quest, Gabriel Knight among others.

I'm in love with with Ben Croshaw ever since I played his Dafoe games...then I realized what a snarky, surly asshole he is and now I love him even more.

Uh, my dad used to have an Intellivision 2 and we'd play Dungeons & Dragons on it -- that's the earliest I can remember gaming.

I like RPGs a lot, pnp or things like Final Fantasy, Fallout, Neverwinter Nights, shit like that. I'mma start playing tabletop Warhammer soon with my roommate because we are winners like that.

My dad's a big gamer (and he looks like Gordon Freeman except FATTER and with whiter hair) and so whenever he would get a game for the PC I would play too, like Unreal, Quake, stuff like that. My name actually comes from when I used to play Quake 3 Arena.

I play a LOT of Left 4 Dead. It's such a great game.

UGH! Luin, I don't know what the hell else to say.


Please visit my new blog because you love me and I love you.
http://uneditedcrystal.com/blog/
(This post was last modified: 04-15-2009, 12:58 AM by SBCrystal.)
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Luinbariel
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#2
04-07-2009, 10:01 PM

<3 my best bud!

You all be nice to her or, as I threatened earlier, I'll rape you with a spoon.

Srsly though, welcome!
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copulatingduck
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#3
04-07-2009, 10:08 PM

pretty gud intro (srsly, most of them are borderline retarded)

welcome!  :Smile


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Vongore
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#4
04-07-2009, 10:13 PM

Welcome (yes, welcome!)



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SBCrystal
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#5
04-07-2009, 10:19 PM

Quote:pretty gud intro (srsly, most of them are borderline retarded)

Thanks! I kind of thought mine was borderline retarded. Big Grin


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SBCrystal
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#6
04-07-2009, 10:20 PM

Quote:You all be nice to her or, as I threatened earlier, I'll rape you with a spoon.

Oh great, Luin, the point was to threaten them with pain, not something they will enjoy.  ;D jkjkjkjk! ilu.


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KarthXLR
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#7
04-07-2009, 10:24 PM

Dis club is da best in teh world babe. The CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST CLUB.


And as agreed in the BRBU agreement, I must act like a pirate.



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zaneyard
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#8
04-07-2009, 10:25 PM

(04-07-2009, 10:01 PM)Luinbariel link Wrote: <3 my best bud!

You all be nice to her or, as I threatened earlier, I'll rape you with a spoon.

Srsly though, welcome!
i was gonna say that i would like that.
but....
(04-07-2009, 10:20 PM)SBCrystal link Wrote:
Quote:You all be nice to her or, as I threatened earlier, I'll rape you with a spoon.

Oh great, Luin, the point was to threaten them with pain, not something they will enjoy.  ;D jkjkjkjk! ilu.

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i should prolly say hi too


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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fyre
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#9
04-07-2009, 10:28 PM

(04-07-2009, 10:08 PM)CopulatingDuck link Wrote: pretty gud intro (srsly, most of them are borderline retarded)

+1,000

Hi. ;D
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Mission Difficult
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#10
04-07-2009, 10:31 PM

Welcome.  8)


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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask
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#11
04-07-2009, 10:41 PM

The fact that you describe yourself as having a "sass mouse" is automatic win in my book. Sassy people > regular people



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ZargonX
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#12
04-07-2009, 10:45 PM

Anyone who grew up with an Intellevision is a-ok in my book.


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SBCrystal
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#13
04-08-2009, 01:09 AM

Quote:The fact that you describe yourself as having a "sass mouse" is automatic win in my book. Sassy people > regular people
And the fact that your name is "Scary Womanizing Pig Mask" is good in MY book! Big Grin

Quote:Dis club is da best in teh world babe

lol babe. Thanks. Smile


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Trace
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#14
04-08-2009, 01:27 AM

Welcome! Good intro post, also at0m and I play warhammer tabletop (w40k) and it owns. A bit of an expensive hobby but very rewarding  ;D
Look forward to seeing you naked...uh I mean in game Wink :-*
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ToiletDuck
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#15
04-08-2009, 09:40 AM

yay metal.

edit: and +1 for that


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#16
04-08-2009, 09:50 AM

Welcome, and despite what you might think, I don't hate you  :Smile

Nice to see a good intro post as well Smile


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Vlambo
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#17
04-08-2009, 10:51 AM

(04-08-2009, 09:50 AM)Caffeine link Wrote: Welcome, and despite what you might think, I don't hate you  :Smile

Nice to see a good intro post as well Smile

Welcome a fellow Canadian! And remember, it's not srs bidness, its Caff Bidness
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Evil Cheese
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#18
04-08-2009, 11:09 AM

So you're the Cunt Taco we've heard about in IRC? ;D Welcome to our little slice of the Internet.
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zaneyard
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#19
04-08-2009, 12:34 PM

(04-08-2009, 11:09 AM)Evil Cheese link Wrote: So you're the Cunt Taco we've heard about in IRC? ;D Welcome to our little slice of the Internet.
chicks in IRC? COUNT ME IN!!!!


(04-09-2013, 11:24 PM)Dr. Zaius link Wrote:well i'm not really understanding how it's faster internet. and like google just magically rolls outs this stuff and it's 100 times faster than my internet? why? that doesn't set off any alarms to anyone?

(11-07-2012, 11:15 PM)at0m link Wrote:I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE OVERINDULGED ON RUM AND COKES AT OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

THE BARTENDER WAS BRAGGING ABOUT BEING A LEFTY. I SAID I WAS A RIGHTY, BUT THAT I COULD UNDO A BRA WITH JUST MY LEFT HAND. ASKED HER IF THAT COUNTED AS BEING AMBIDEXTROUS. SHE SAID 'NOT REALLY'. tHEN HANDED ME ANOTHER DRINK.

I COUN THAT AS A WIN

CUBA LIBRE
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SBCrystal
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#20
04-08-2009, 01:37 PM

Quote:yay metal.

I know, right! I love all kinds of music besides metal, but right now I'm on a Mastodon kick since Crack the Skye came out. Right now I'm listening to K'naan, a Canadian-Somali hip hop artist. Well, that was useless TMI.

Quote:Welcome a fellow Canadian!

Where are you from?

Quote:Welcome, and despite what you might think, I don't hate you

STFU, serious business.  Wink Just kidding.


Uh, so I've been talked about in IRC? This concerns me. Flatters, but concerns.



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