imdb pro / help

[MrGrey]

does anyone here have imdb pro?  if so, please look up "Jerry Hamza"  he was manager/producer of George Carlin.. I'm trying to find his contact info but I only see its available with imdb pro.  If anyone can research this and give me a company/number you find I would greatly appreciate it.

[Vongore]

Stop stalking people

[MrGrey]

change your sig

[Squishy3]

flapjack is funnier than you mrgrey!

[rumsfald]

[tt]Two years ago, a young Mr. Grey arrives in Hollywood to follow in the comedic footsteps of his greatest inspiration, George Carlin. Through a chance coincidence brought about by weeks of stalking, he "accidently" runs into George at a hot dog stand.

Grey: Oh Moi GAWD! It's George Carlin! My Hero.
Carlin: Hey, thanks kid. If you want me to sign something, just go head and ask. Hey, what's that smell, are you fresh off the boat from Jersey or something?
Grey: Wow, an autograph would be great, but I was kinda hoping that you would take me under your wing and groom me into the next filthymouthed comedian.
Carlin:Uh. well. . uh..(looks around nervously)...yeah you would have to check with my agent about that. Yeah, that's right, you need to talk to my agent first.
Grey: Yipee (runs off).

Carlin pulls out his cellphone right-quick,"Look, Jerry, if anyone approaches you about me mentoring them, tell them I am too busy to take them on."

Grey runs back, out-of-breath, "Sorry, Mr. Carlin, but I was so excited I forgot your agent's name."
Carlin: You didn't forget, I never told you.
Grey: Great, so can you tell me now?
Carlin: Sure, it's Jerry Hamza. Good luck kid, *Wink*.

And so, for the next 9 months Grey tried in vain to locate or contact Jerry Hamza. He asked his friends for help, he asked friends of friends. Growing desperate, he asked around on the internet for ways to hack Hamza's Yahoo Mail and Myspace for clues on how to contact him. But to no avail.

Growing despondent, Grey started stalking Heath Ledger to raise his spirits, and maybe bum some drugs. Again, lady luck smiled on Grey as on one fall day Heath was taking a business lunch with Hamza and some other industry types. They were all seated at an elegant outdoor bistro, when Mr. Grey popped his head out of the bushes.

Grey: Oh Moi GAWD! It's Jerry Hamza! Manager to my Hero.
Hamza: Cripes! What? God, you scared me kid. What the hell are you doing interrupting my lunch?
Grey: George Carlin promised he would be my mentor and make me the next filthymouthed comedian.
Hamza: Oh, yeah, sure he did kid. He loves to mentor. But the thing is, I am too busy now with managing Carlin and this new project with Heath Ledger. Look, as soon as my workload frees up a little, I promise I'll call you. Don't call me, I'll call you.
Grey: Yipee. I'm going to go practice the seven dirtiest words now! (runs off).
Heath Ledger: I thought Katt Williams was the next filthymouthed comedian. 
Hamza: No. He's just filthy. When you are a comedian, people laugh at your jokes.

For over a year now, Mr. Grey has been patiently waiting for that call. He's thinking, Hamza ought to have some spare time now, that Carlin and Ledger have kicked the bucket. I'll just call him to remind him of his promise.
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[Dave]

haha rummy +1

seriously start writing something.

[fyre]

haha rummy +1

seriously start writing something.

[rumsfald]

seriously start writing something.

Um, I have? Obviously I am the #1 writer of Mr. Grey fanfiction on the planet.

[Sponson]

rummy



that was ridiculous

[MrGrey]

interesting and clever rummy... however inaccurate. 

I know jerry... usually bill mahr gets him in touch with me but bill is busy for the next few months so i wanted to see if one of you geeks could possibly nerdtrack him.

and to refer to carlin as just a filthy mouthed comedian is fuckin blasphemy.. you know better than that rum, very disappointed. 

[CaffeinePowered]

and to refer to carlin as just a filthy mouthed comedian is fuckin blasphemy.. you know better than that rum, very disappointed. 

I thought his stichk was being foul mouthed, but with wit, '7 Words you can't say according to the FCC' - George Carlin - Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On Television

[Versus]

i love george carlin.

[Vongore]

+1 Rummy -1 Grey

[MrGrey]

does anyone have something relevant to say?  if not please dont keep this thread alive because every time rummy marks his territory Von comes over to sniff it.. and I dont want to watch him smell rummys ass any longer than I have to.

[Sponson]

does anyone here have imdb pro?  if so, please look up "Jerry Hamza"  he was manager/producer of George Carlin.. I'm trying to find his contact info but I only see its available with imdb pro.  If anyone can research this and give me a company/number you find I would greatly appreciate it.

Pro-tip: No one cares! What the hell makes you think any of us would actually do this.

[MrGrey]

do what? tell me if they have imdb pro and give me the information that comes with it?  once again, if you dont have anything to add to this, or can help out, please shut the fuck up.

[Mission Difficult]

I looked. No contact info. Just says he works at a company called Comedy Concepts and manages Flip Schultz.