I WILL find Ain and i will have an epic poem written about my adventures.

[Dave]

This is my journal, I have taken it upon myself to once again brave the world that is warcraft, I shall enter this deep realm and find our old friend Ain

Equipment:











I Dave Awesome three-inch White here-by leave all my possesions to budr in the event of my death.



Day 1)

I have been patching for about 3 hours now, all the time thinking off the horrors yet to face me.

[Radio Raheem]

youre making a gigantic mistake play quake live with me instead

[Kor]

YOUR IN TOO DEEP NOW, THAT SHIRT WON'T HELP FOR SHIT

[sarcasticsteve]

No! Don't do it! You'll never make it out alive!!!!

[WTF Joel]

Hurry up already!

[Honest]

He's a madman! NO ONE HAS LIVED TO TELL THE TALE

[Dave]

Day 2:

god i hope its been 2 days, an hour feels like forever in here

i knew going into this it would be rough, so i picked the biggest thing i could find and made a warrior, after asking some bullguy if he knew anyone called ain, he made me kill some deers, idk how theese people think but he wasnt breakign character, after i killed some wildlife he decided he wasnt going to tell me anything, then made me go get some water from a well, i told him to fuck himself but he didnt reply, i noticed some other guys walking along the road so i followed them to a large lake, i am going to try and talk to the locals. im not gonna lie this wont be easy

[Ianki]

When you say that you're going to write an epic poem, i'm expecting some Chaucer shit.

[Dave]

im expecting some prose from rummy

i dont do poems.

[rumsfald]

im expecting some prose from rummy

I'm not your performing monkey. Screw.



And yet, you do seem to possess an unusually overactive imagination.....


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[A. Crow]

ha, zima.

[MrGrey]

he kept the wolfhat... brilliant.

[Surf314]

No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.  You need to do PvP GW instead with us.

[Benito Mussolini]

No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.

[Evil Cheese]

Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

[Wedge]

Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2730.msg77651#msg77651 date=1240152428]
No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.
[/quote]

Jesus now he's humping the table.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2730.msg77652#msg77652 date=1240152577]
[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2730.msg77651#msg77651 date=1240152428]
No Dave, Stop Dave.  Bad Dave.

You're a bad boy, Dave.

Sit. Goood, now shake hands.
[/quote]

Jesus now he's humping the table.
[/quote]

At least that keeps him from peeing on the carpet.

[Eschatos]

[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=2730.msg77659#msg77659 date=1240152919]
Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.
[/quote]

Also why have a BB pistol when you could bring the real thing?

[Honest]

[quote author=Wedge link=topic=2730.msg77660#msg77660 date=1240153031]
[quote author=Evil Cheese link=topic=2730.msg77659#msg77659 date=1240152919]
Why does your pistol have a scope on it? Just seems a bit odd to me.

I'd say the combination of a flashlight and a silencer is a bit more odd.
[/quote]

Also why have a BB pistol when you could bring the real thing?
[/quote]

Well he doesn't want to hurt anyone.