The Drunk Thread

[Ianki]

[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=753.msg77506#msg77506 date=1240075849]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg77488#msg77488 date=1240063840]
what? that it tastes like piss if you don't add lime?
Also, there should be some sort of walking taco anthem. 

Have you ever had Keystone before?....
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Did you know you can buy PBR in a 40?
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Ick, why would you want to buy a 40 of non-malt beer?

[cbre88x]

[quote author=CopulatingDuck link=topic=753.msg77508#msg77508 date=1240076087]
[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=753.msg77506#msg77506 date=1240075849]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg77488#msg77488 date=1240063840]
what? that it tastes like piss if you don't add lime?
Also, there should be some sort of walking taco anthem. 

Have you ever had Keystone before?....
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Did you know you can buy PBR in a 40?
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Ick, why would you want to buy a 40 of non-malt beer?
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Why would you mention PBR in this thread..ever.

[Ianki]

Tonight, I discovered the wonders of an ice-cold Corona.

Why would you mention PBR in this thread..ever.

I think you have some mixed up backwards beer priority.

[Dave]

corona is piss.

[cbre88x]

[quote author=cbre88x link=topic=753.msg77471#msg77471 date=1240033494]
Tonight, I discovered the wonders of an ice-cold Corona.

Why would you mention PBR in this thread..ever.

I think you have some mixed up backwards beer priority.
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I guess the PBR where you are taste awesome. However, when I first had PBR it reminded me vaguely of horse piss.

corona is piss.

But it is quite excellent with lime/lemon/lemon-lime.


But all this talk is null anyways..I prefer vodka and whiskey.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg77488#msg77488 date=1240063840]
Also, there should be some sort of walking taco anthem. 

Will this work?
Beck:Satan Gave me a taco
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No, this would definitely have to be a custom job.  Or maybe just a rewrite, possibly to the tune of Desperado.

[rumsfald]

No, this would definitely have to be a custom job.  Or maybe just a rewrite, possibly to the tune of Desperado.

[tt]Walkin Taco,
Why do you so tempt my senses?
When I go out ridin' fences, You come along now.

Oh, you're a hot one.
You know I love all your seasoning
When I am drunk, you're so pleasing
Think I need one right now.

Don't you try it with potato chips, boy.
Get Dorito's, if you're able.
You know a bag of Frito is always your best bet.

Now it seems to me, some fine things.
Can be eaten without a table.
When I am on my feet with bag and fork I'm all set.

Walkin Taco
Oh, I ain't gettin' no youger.
But you're reliev'n my hunger when I'm far from home.
And sushi, oh sushi. Well, that's just some hipsters talkin'
Their prison is sitting at a table all alone.

Don't let your bag get cold in the winter time.
Cover it from the snow and when the sun don't shine
It's best to have one in the night time and not the day.
I've eaten both high and low
Ain't it funny how this craving never goes away?

Walkin Taco,
Oh you so tempt my senses.
Let's go walk some fences, open the gate.
It may be rainin', but there's a warm bag in my hands.
Think I'll open a chain of taco stands, before it's too late. [/tt]

[Ianki]

[quote author=rumsfald link=topic=753.msg77489#msg77489 date=1240064032]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=753.msg77488#msg77488 date=1240063840]
Also, there should be some sort of walking taco anthem. 

Will this work?
Beck:Satan Gave me a taco
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No, this would definitely have to be a custom job.  Or maybe just a rewrite, possibly to the tune of Desperado.
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Doritos has released new flavors that explicitly condone the drunken consumption of walking tacos.



also, it looks disgusting in the sunlight



But look at how much this man enjoys it:



Finally, Bravo Rummy... Bravo.

[A. Crow]

Rummy, if you weren't drinking while coming up with that you're doing something considerably wrong.

[A. Crow]

The DSL modem disconnects and I end up with a double post -.-;

[Ianki]

Rummy, if you weren't drinking while coming up with that you're doing something considerably wrong.

The DSL modem disconnects and I end up with a double post -.-;

Double post!


Put down the whiskey

Edit: and you fixed it fast enough that i didn't even notice it was fixed in my quote.  shame on me i guess.

[rumsfald]

I was cooking a bolognese today, so I put a hurting on a bottle of cote du rhone.

[zaneyard]

http://dr.unkdial.me/
yeah so i just found this..somewhere
we should think up something to do that would be hilarious, intoxicated or not.

[A. Crow]

like when vandam posted his phone number on the forums?  Is that still floating around?

[zaneyard]

like when vandam posted his phone number on the forums?  Is that still floating around?

not exactly, this appears to be actually asking for trolling.

[A. Crow]

http://www.oxm.co.uk/article.php?id=9806


Plasmids at my place, GOGOGO.

[A. Crow]

Ok, so if you ask for Creme de Myrtille at any liquor store in the bluegrass, they look at you like you're an idiot.  Do not sub in blueberry schnapps.

[cannedpeahes]

Downed 11oz of Sprite and grape Skittles Vodka last night.

Gonna down 11oz of the lemon tonight. Actually, in about 10 minutes.

[cbre88x]

It really is too bad I wasn't at a computer to put anything in this thread last night. Unfortunately, I have broken veins around my eyes from throwing up so damn much.

[Ianki]

It really is too bad I wasn't at a computer to put anything in this thread last night. Unfortunately, I have broken veins around my eyes from throwing up so damn much.

Pig flu