rumsfald Guest |
04-24-2009, 09:24 PM
Yo momma is so nasty I didn't want to fuck her, but I did because of Snatch-22.
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Greatbacon The Most Delicious of All Meats Posts: 1,980 Joined: Mar 2008 |
04-24-2009, 09:55 PM
Yo momma is so nice, she baked me a cake and it wasn't even my birthday.
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x BRB, Posting Posts: 646 Joined: Oct 2008 |
04-25-2009, 11:07 AM
Yo momma rocks a soul patch and beret and tries to blend in at student jazz bars.
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Surf314 Seriously, this week I'll play PS Posts: 12,078 Joined: Mar 2008 |
04-25-2009, 04:09 PM
(04-25-2009, 11:07 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: Yo momma rocks a soul patch and beret and tries to blend in at student jazz bars. Best one so far |
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rumsfald Guest |
04-25-2009, 07:40 PM
After yo momma tossed my salad, Surf swooped in and rated her the best one so far.
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MrGrey GreyC Denton Posts: 915 Joined: Jul 2008 |
04-25-2009, 08:11 PM
surfs momma is so skinny... when she inhales she says, "I'm full"
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x BRB, Posting Posts: 646 Joined: Oct 2008 |
04-26-2009, 06:56 AM
Yo momma is an enthusiastic supporter of Betamax who continues to use, maintain and trade the machines and media.
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KarthXLR Free of STD's ... lolwut? Posts: 9,927 Joined: May 2008 |
04-27-2009, 12:17 AM
Yo Momma's so ugly, she got a ticket for mooning when she looked out her window.
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K2 BRB, Posting Posts: 1,373 Joined: May 2008 |
04-27-2009, 01:26 PM
Yo Karth is so bad at yo momma jokes he told us one and we were all like "That's not that funny."
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rumsfald Guest |
04-27-2009, 02:33 PM
Yo momma is so fat and dirty, they named the new flu pandemic after her.
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Dave White Lighting - Extra 50% Free Posts: 4,177 Joined: Jun 2008 |
04-27-2009, 03:55 PM
(04-27-2009, 02:33 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Yo momma is so fat and dirty, they named the new flu pandemic after her. hohoooo snap. |
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MrGrey GreyC Denton Posts: 915 Joined: Jul 2008 |
04-27-2009, 06:13 PM
yo momma is so mexican her umbilical cord is made out of jalepenos
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ribozyme Lurker Posts: 207 Joined: Jun 2008 |
04-27-2009, 10:52 PM
Yo momma so poor, the global economic downturn has pushed her deep into debt and taken a large toll on her health and general well-being.
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