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#81
04-24-2009, 09:24 PM

Yo momma is so nasty I didn't want to fuck her, but I did because of Snatch-22.
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#82
04-24-2009, 09:55 PM

Yo momma is so nice, she baked me a cake and it wasn't even my birthday.
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#83
04-25-2009, 11:07 AM

Yo momma rocks a soul patch and beret and tries to blend in at student jazz bars.
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#84
04-25-2009, 04:09 PM

(04-25-2009, 11:07 AM)Arnies Right Bicep link Wrote: Yo momma rocks a soul patch and beret and tries to blend in at student jazz bars.

Best one so far


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#85
04-25-2009, 07:40 PM

After yo momma tossed my salad, Surf swooped in and rated her the best one so far.
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#86
04-25-2009, 08:11 PM

surfs momma is so skinny... when she inhales she says, "I'm full"


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#87
04-26-2009, 06:56 AM

Yo momma is an enthusiastic supporter of Betamax who continues to use, maintain and trade the machines and media.
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#88
04-27-2009, 12:17 AM

Yo Momma's so ugly, she got a ticket for mooning when she looked out her window.
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#89
04-27-2009, 01:26 PM

Yo Karth is so bad at yo momma jokes he told us one and we were all like "That's not that funny."
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#90
04-27-2009, 02:33 PM

Yo momma is so fat and dirty, they named the new flu pandemic after her.
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#91
04-27-2009, 03:55 PM

(04-27-2009, 02:33 PM)rumsfald link Wrote: Yo momma is so fat and dirty, they named the new flu pandemic after her.

hohoooo snap.


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#92
04-27-2009, 06:13 PM

yo momma is so mexican her umbilical cord is made out of jalepenos


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#93
04-27-2009, 10:52 PM

Yo momma so poor, the global economic downturn has pushed her deep into debt and taken a large toll on her health and general well-being.


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