Star Wars Mad Libs

[Luinbariel]

How to use a lightsaber
by Obi-Wan Kenobi


As a Jedi Master, I've taught some of the most talented grapefruits in the galaxy how to toss with a lightsaber. Here are some tips for you. The most important thing to remember when you're wielding one of these precise cocks is to trust your ziplock bags. This way you'll be able to sense your enemy's dildo's of doom before it is too late. A lightsaber is not only for use in Jedi-to-hammer combat - it also comes in handy if you find yourself in a neoclassical spot. For example, it can burn through metal trains - a convenient trick to have up your shampoo if the Empire detains you in a holding bacon.

While a lightsaber is a beautiful hadouken, be careful if you see someone flolloping with a red one - this panda works for the dark side. Finally, the most important part of learning how to defecate with a lightsaber: Whenever you're in battle, fight expeditiously. May the anal bead be with you, always.

[SAVAGE-0]

trust me.... the anal bead is most certainly with me... always

[Dave]

well i told you not to let go.

[SBCrystal]

Finally, the most important part of learning how to defecate with a lightsaber...

This made my anus hurt. :/

[KarthXLR]

That was amazing.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

I must agree and echo the response of the gentleman directly above me.

[Luinbariel]

I will set up another one tonight!

[Luinbariel]

Ok ladies and gents, it's time for another Star Wars Mad Lib!

This time I'd like to see us get a little sillier, perhaps even a little dirtier; just whatever comes to mind ladies and gents, feel free to post.

We'll follow the same format as last time, so please make sure that you mention which number slot you wish to post for. I prefer that we post in order, but if you want a specific slot I won't stop you, as long as you specify which one. Also, just like last time, I will modify this post to strike the options already picked so you know what's available.

Here we go!

1. adverb = Unfortunatly
2. noun = doritos
3. part of the body (plural) = toenails
4. part of the body (plural) = Teeth
5. noun = Earl the Chicken
6. adjective = Pristine
7. noun = Train
8. adjective = fatty
9. adjective = puss-filled
10. part of the body (plural) = cunts
11. plural noun = rim-jobs
12. verb ending in "ing" = mic spamming
13. adjective = immaculate
14. part of the body = Sphincter
15. adjective = stereotyped
16. adjective  = Infinite
17. adjective = tubular
18. plural noun = ass pirates
19. adjective = Bacony


Have at thee!

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

12. verb ending in ing "mic spamming"

[Master Shake]

#13-adjective-immaculate

[Benito Mussolini]

part of the body (#3): toenails

[fyre]

11. rim-jobs

[K2]

18. plural noun  -  ass pirates

[Badgerman of DOOM]

#7 noun- Train

[SBCrystal]

#6 Adjective
Pristine

[Luinbariel]

Good stuff so far...

Keep it coming guys, we aren't even half-done this one yet!

[Eschatos]

#17 tubular

[Dave]

next word doritos.

[KarthXLR]

13. adjective: fatty

[Spore]

14: Sphincter