Fight Club Nomination Thread!!!

[fyre]

I nominate ...

Audie Murphy

The Pyro

[Vongore]

[quote author=Vongore link=topic=2842.msg81534#msg81534 date=1241889008]
Don Fransisco

(Popular Chilean TV host that has a show on Miami for like 15 years)

Is he the one all the ladies want?
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No, that's Felipe Camiroaga



This is Don Francisco

[sarcasticsteve]

I nominate ...


The Pyro

Too bad The Pyro is secretly a Trekkie, and too busy gushing over Nimoy

[Sgoast]

oscar wilde and fdr.

[Benito Mussolini]

Ultimate Badass of the Universe?!

Clearly, this man: Maddox.

He comes close second, I think... A shame I cannot really add my own name to the nominations... This has to be somehow fair, after all.

[sarcasticsteve]

Ultimate Badass of the Universe?!

Clearly, this man: maddox.

He comes close second, I think... A shame I cannot really add my own name to the nominations... This has to be somehow fair, after all.

Damn fascist...you don't know what fair is...

[commish]

The first rule about fight club is that you don't talk about fight club

[Badgerman of DOOM]

Sho Minamimoto and Frog/Glenn

[rumsfald]

Only rule is that your nominations have to be human (or at least humanoid), you can't nominate Godzilla or some shit like that.

Thread is fail.

You need to specify what "humandoid" means, if you even what to allow it. After all, Galactus is humanoid, and he brushes his teeth with Godzilla.

If what you mean is a contest of involving only REAL HUMANS real (e.g.  vin diesel, sarc steve, Mr. Grey, or FDR) and FICTIONAL HUMANS (a.k.a. John Rambo, Rick Deckard, Captain Jack Sparrow), then specify it.

As it is, practially every comic book hero (superman, spiderman, grey hulk, smart hulk, original hulk) is gonna beat every "real human," and even the the fictional humans are obviously gonna all be more bad-ass than real humans (who is gonna beat Ben Richards, Douglas Quaid, Dutch, see what I did there...).

[ThunderStain]

yesssss me and tricoden do this all the time

[Benito Mussolini]

yesssss me and tricoden do this all the time

I bet you also have gay newfie sex all the time.

[Dave]

jack churchill.

[fyre]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2842.msg81507#msg81507 date=1241881023]
Only rule is that your nominations have to be human (or at least humanoid), you can't nominate Godzilla or some shit like that.

You need to specify what "humandoid" means, if you even what to allow it. After all, Galactus is humanoid, and he brushes his teeth with Godzilla.
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k watever...i originally meant like alien races and shit like spock and stuff...but i see your point....REAL AND FICTIONAL HUMANS ONLY

[rumsfald]

Chuck Yeager

After bailing out at 14,000 feet, Yeager hit the ground hard and managed to wave to Anderson on his second go around (Anderson thinking Yeager was okay at this point). A motorist on Highway 6 came to assist Yeager, when the poor guy got near Chuck he turned his head away and was nearly sick. Yeager’s face was charred meat. Yeager asked the motorist for a penknife to cut off his glove as the pain from his hand was excruciating. While cutting away the rubber lined glove, part of two burned fingers came of with it. That DID make the motorist puke.

The chopper arrived soon after and took Chuck back to the base and he was admitted to hospital. It looked as though Yeager would lose the sight in his left eye. But while the Doctor was poking at the baked crust of blood, Yeager could see light. If it were not for the baked crust of blood, Yeager would have lost the sight from his left eye. His Doctor, Stan Bear notified the Yeager’s that to prevent scarring, he would have to hurt Chuck by scraping off the scabs every four days. The pain of this procedure was the worst Yeager had ever encountered. Yeager stayed in hospital for a month and it is thanks to Doc. Bear that today the skin on his face is perfect with only a few criss cross scars on his neck. Six weeks after the accident, Yeager was restored to flight status.

[HeK]

Jim West

A B.C. man bludgeoned a black bear to death with a stick after it attacked him near Green Lake in the Cariboo.

“She put me down twice. I knew if she put me down again, chances are I wouldn’t get up,” Jim West, 45, said Tuesday. “It wasn’t fight or flight. It was live or die.”

West, a resident of 70 Mile House, and his two dogs were out scouting for moose when he crossed the path of an angry mama bear last Saturday afternoon. He was walking into the wind watching his black labs, Shadow and Chopper, happily flushing out grouse when he heard a loud growl.

“All of a sudden I heard a loud huff and growl to my right and I turned and there was a bear six feet away,” he said. “I realized I had no time to do the smart thing -- to hit the ground, put my arms behind my head and play dead."

“I had only one option and that was to stop that bear from putting me down on the ground.”

He kicked at the bear as its claws came crashing down on his upper lip, splitting it. Seconds later the bear’s heavy paws were on his shoulders and West was on the ground. Quickly flipping over, he covered his head with his hands just as the bear took a couple of “good chews” out of the rear of his skull and left arm.
The dogs came back, distracting the bear long enough for West to take cover behind a small tree. But the mama bear, whose cubs were on the other side of West, came back for a second round, knocking West back to the ground, biting him and slashing his right arm. The dogs came back again to help, distracting the bear who pawed one of the dogs.

“I heard a yelp and my first thought was, ‘you’re not killing my dog,’ ” West said.

Grabbing a nearby stick that was about eight centimeters in diameter and a 1.5 meters long, West turned to see the bear running at him. He lifted the stick just as she came up on him, hitting her smack-dab between the ears.

“She stopped in her tracks. I had stunned her and she shook her head.

“My mind immediately turned to driving in 10-inch spikes with a sledgehammer and I hit her until I crushed her skull,” he said.

West whacked the bear five times before she hit the ground. He whacked her another three times until he saw blood coming out of her nose. He wrapped his head with his shirt, gathered himself and the dogs and walked to a local lodge, over one kilometer away.

“He came in and his hands were covered in blood and he had a bloody shirt wrapped around his head,” said Ellie Scott of Little Horse Lodge, who patched him up while waiting for the ambulance.

“He was so calm. And I honestly thought he would be bleeding more.”

West received a total of 60 stitches to his skull, upper lip and left arm and is already back at home and back in the woods. Conservation officers who found the dead bear told him it was unnaturally, overly aggressive. The mama bear’s two cubs had to be put down in case the aggression had been passed down in their genes, he said.

“I feel great regret for having to kill that bear and even more that her cubs were put down. But it was her or me,” said West.

[Dave]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill


link provided.

you probably hjeard of him anyway.

[Surf314]

Jack Churchill v. Peter Francisco!

Do it!

[fyre]

bump


this gets locked tnoghight

[rumsfald]

Point of order: The contest criteria don't actually require that the nominee win the fight or survive the fight, only that they be more badass than their opponent. I can't think of any more badass way to make a point than this.

On June 11, 1963, Thich Quang Duc, a Buddhist monk from the Linh-Mu Pagoda in Hue, Vietnam, burned himself to death at a busy intersection in downtown Saigon, Vietnam.. Eye witness accounts state that Thich Quang Duc and at least two fellow monks arrived at the intersection by car, Thich Quang Duc got out of the car, assumed the traditional lotus position and the accompanying monks helped him pour gasoline over himself. He ignited the gasoline by lighting a match and burned to death in a matter of minutes. David Halberstam, a reporter for the New York Times covering the war in Vietnam, gave the following account: I was to see that sight again, but once was enough. Flames were coming from a human being; his body was slowly withering and shriveling up, his head blackening and charring. In the air was the smell of burning human flesh; human beings burn surprisingly quickly. Behind me I could hear the sobbing of the Vietnamese who were now gathering. I was too shocked to cry, too confused to take notes or ask questions, too bewildered to even think…. As he burned he never moved a muscle, never uttered a sound, his outward composure in sharp contrast to the wailing people around him.

Plus, he's a duck.

[CaffeinePowered]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill


link provided.

you probably hjeard of him anyway.

"As the Pacific War was still ongoing Churchill was sent to Burma, where the largest land battles against Japan were still raging, but by the time he reached India, Hiroshima and Nagasaki had been bombed, and the war abruptly ended. Churchill was said to be unhappy with the abrupt end of the war, saying it could have lasted ten more years if the Americans hadn't intervened"

Badass