shorts

[at0m]

[quote author=Blues link=topic=2893.msg83472#msg83472 date=1242591078]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=2893.msg83434#msg83434 date=1242584050]
[quote author=Blues link=topic=2893.msg83431#msg83431 date=1242583537]
Irony, now in handy denial size.


Hey Dave, fat is fat.

yeah and fat people can be tall.
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Who said they couldn't? I knew a dude who was like 300lbs and 6'2" when I was in middle school.
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atom
[/quote]6'1", 210lbs currently. In middle school I was about 5'8" 140lbs.

[SBCrystal]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=2893.msg83413#msg83413 date=1242581030]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83403#msg83403 date=1242579548]
[quote author=Dave link=topic=2893.msg83401#msg83401 date=1242579043]
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[quote author=Dave link=topic=2893.msg83375#msg83375 date=1242555354]
[quote author=HeK link=topic=2893.msg83239#msg83239 date=1242522086]
[quote author=Versus-pwny- link=topic=2893.msg83185#msg83185 date=1242508612]
khaki shorts. the ones I wear are technically kid's clothing, but I'm like 5'10", 5'11", 180 lbs., so...

How do you possibly fit into any 'kids clothing'?
I'm also 5'11" at 180 lbs.
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two words

ameri...ca
[/quote]Fat kids aren't tall. Plus, HeK is from Canad...ia.
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im saying american kids are massive


read propperly bumbag.
[/quote]And I'm saying fat American kids aren't 1.8m tall. Read properly douchebag.
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yeah fatkids can be tall, they grow more cause they eat.
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I'm a tall fatkid.

Edit: I also posted before I saw the threat of rape.

....
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Luin, I'll see YOU tomorrow...  :-*

[at0m]

Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.

[SBCrystal]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
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I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.

[fyre]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83492#msg83492 date=1242593600]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
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I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.
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Also, if you're wearing shorts, wear no-show, or at the very least, ankle-cut socks.

[rumsfald]

This thread has gotten a bit off topic.

Yes, the topic was an almost adult male from one of the warmest states in the union doesn't know how to dress himself. Please resume.

[Dave]

[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83499#msg83499 date=1242594474]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83492#msg83492 date=1242593600]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
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I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.
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Also, if you're wearing shorts, wear no-show, or at the very least, ankle-cut socks.
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i agree with the commie.

[Vlambo]

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[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83499#msg83499 date=1242594474]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83492#msg83492 date=1242593600]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
[/quote]

I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.
[/quote]

Also, if you're wearing shorts, wear no-show, or at the very least, ankle-cut socks.
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i agree with the commie.
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i agree with the drunk

[Honest]

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[quote author=fyre link=topic=2893.msg83507#msg83507 date=1242595455]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83499#msg83499 date=1242594474]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83492#msg83492 date=1242593600]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
[/quote]

I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.
[/quote]

Also, if you're wearing shorts, wear no-show, or at the very least, ankle-cut socks.
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i agree with the commie.
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i agree with the drunk
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I agree with the Eskimo.

[Luinbariel]

Srsly though, cargo shorts, as I think I might have said once before.

Not only do they look good and, as Crystal said, to chicks dig them; they are also, as someone else said, quite functional to boot.




Hot.

Also hot with sandals and NO socks as Crystal said. They also pair really nicely with casual t-shirts.

[Blues]

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[quote author=Dave link=topic=2893.msg83510#msg83510 date=1242595490]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2893.msg83507#msg83507 date=1242595455]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83499#msg83499 date=1242594474]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2893.msg83492#msg83492 date=1242593600]
[quote author=SBCrystal link=topic=2893.msg83460#msg83460 date=1242588356]
Goddamn it, Versus, just get cargo khaki shorts -- chicks dig those.

This. When I wear shorts its either cutoff khaki cargo shorts or plaid shorts.
[/quote]

I forgot to add, just don't wear them and then wear socks with sandals...that's the worst.
[/quote]

Also, if you're wearing shorts, wear no-show, or at the very least, ankle-cut socks.
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i agree with the commie.
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i agree with the drunk
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I agree with the Eskimo.
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I agree with the gay.

[Radio Raheem]

people honestly think cargo shorts look good? im so confused

[Surf314]

I'm wearing cargo shorts right now.

[Versus]

hahahaha rummy. the problem is, they stopped making the shorts I wear.

also yeah, I do need some shorter socks.

[Eschatos]

The only pants I wear are cargo shorts.

[fyre]

people honestly think cargo shorts look good? im so confused

+1. I've worn cargo shorts, and I have nothing against anyone who wears them, but I would hardly consider them super attractive. I have somewhat unusual taste in clothes though, so my opinion can be safely ignored in this case.

[Radio Raheem]

yeah im just confused how theyre more appealing than regular shorts

[Blues]

Pretty sure only nerd chicks think they look good, as I've yet to see a woman near any cargo shorts dude in high school, college, work, hospital, or anywhere else.

[SBCrystal]

Pretty sure only nerd chicks think they look good

Fucking right. You better also have masking tape holding your glasses together or I'm so outta here.

[sarcasticsteve]

Wow...how did a topic about shorts progress to 4 pages?