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[KarthXLR]

I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US

[fyre]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2632.msg84632#msg84632 date=1242860885]
Fuck humanity.

Yeah... I try not to think like that once in a while.
[/quote]

I don't feel that way all the time, but the systemic abuse and rape of thousands of children by a section of one of the most respected, revered organizations in the world, which claims to be carrying out the will of God, and the institutionalized coverup of said rapes and abuses by some of the highest officials in that organization tends to disgruntle me.

[A. Crow]

[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84680#msg84680 date=1242868256]
I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US
[/quote]

I'm sorry, I was having a bad day.  It was wrong of me to lash out at you guys. /grouphug  Anyways I checked my inbox to find several pictures of tits from this one chick, so I feel better.  God Bless Joining the Army.

[Benito Mussolini]

[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg84635#msg84635 date=1242861806]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2632.msg84632#msg84632 date=1242860885]
Fuck humanity.

Yeah... I try not to think like that once in a while.
[/quote]

I don't feel that way all the time, but the systemic abuse and rape of thousands of children by a section of one of the most respected, revered organizations in the world, which claims to be carrying out the will of God, and the institutionalized coverup of said rapes and abuses by some of the highest officials in that organization tends to disgruntle me.
[/quote]

Yeah... much to say about that, but I won't...

[Surf314]

Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox...now_052009

[CaffeinePowered]

Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox...now_052009

>My Fox Atlanta

> Atlanta

> Fox


WTF explained - crazy people

[fyre]

Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox...now_052009

WYCM LMIRL IMEZRU

[fyre]

http://io9.com/5263819/will-the-us-gover...are-aliens

[Dave]

Morrissey: "America is not the world"

if there actualy was aliens other smarter countries like norway and germany would know and probably let their people know.

[fyre]

Morrissey: "America is not the world"

if there actualy was aliens other smarter countries like norway and germany would know and probably let their people know.

Hmm? If America isn't the world than I'd like to know what is. And what's a "Germany" anyway? And even if there were other countries besides America (which there aren't!), they would probably be run by the Illuminati just like America.

[at0m]

Your daily dose of WTF:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pictureg...-2009.html

http://www.myfoxatlanta.com/dpp/news/fox...now_052009

Wow, I'm behind the times, I really need to flirt on OKCupid more often.

[Surf314]

Listening to my dad and people talk politics its easy to realize what is wrong with america.  They seem to mostly debate over labels with vaguely defined but negative meanings to give to things they don't like instead of talking about what is actually wrong with it.

I remember a quote saying something along the lines of if you can name your opposition you have won.  Calling environmentalists green worked for decades before they were able to change the connotation from something to be ridiculed to something to be proud of.  Now they are bringing back the socialist and communist labels back things have gotten ridiculous.  It's like people expect you just have to drop the S bomb and it should be obvious to all that you have just won the argument.  I keep waiting for the follow-up discussion and get disappointed.

[fyre]

Get a job, college boy.

seewutididthar

[KarthXLR]

So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

[Dave]

So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?

[Honest]

[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84913#msg84913 date=1242939004]
So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?
[/quote]

I'm sure he'll find something to fill the void. Will it be Awkward Zombie? Probably.

[Ianki]

[quote author=Dave link=topic=2632.msg84914#msg84914 date=1242939104]
[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84913#msg84913 date=1242939004]
So, Horribleville is finally over. :'(

this mean your gonna stop posting every strip in the lulz thread?
[/quote]

I'm sure he'll find something to fill the void. Will it be Awkward Zombie? Probably.
[/quote]

Well it should be Mitch Clem, because Mitch Clem is awesome.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg84699#msg84699 date=1242871206]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84680#msg84680 date=1242868256]
I feel vengeful, behold.

[flash=200,200]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4ivBX_geec[/flash]

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US
[/quote]

I'm sorry, I was having a bad day.  It was wrong of me to lash out at you guys. /grouphug  Anyways I checked my inbox to find several pictures of tits from this one chick, so I feel better.  God Bless Joining the Army.
[/quote]

I'm glad you like my manboobs. There's more if you like where they came from, Lieutenant Beard.

[rumsfald]

[quote author=Benito Mussolini link=topic=2632.msg84462#msg84462 date=1242798595]
[quote author=at0m link=topic=2632.msg84461#msg84461 date=1242798188]
[quote author=A. Crow link=topic=2632.msg84432#msg84432 date=1242790338]
heh... algebra...  needs more dirac deltas, THEN SHIT GETS IMAGINARY!

e[sup]iπ[/sup]+1=0
[/quote]

I... this... you don't get what a dirac detla is, right?

Seriously, we're talking about maths now. You can't make jokes like that.
[/quote]I'm an Engineer, of course I know what a dirac delta is. I was just too lazy to insert a reference to something that would make the XKCD strip actually contextually appropriate, assuming noone would try to call me out on it.

The dirac delta function, otherwise known as the 'unit impulse function', when expressed as a function of time ( δ(t) ) is a function which has infinite height, zero duration, and a very clearly defined area (or infinite integral, if you prefer) of 1. It has a value of zero everywhere except at zero, where it is discontinuous in the positive infinite direction. Therefore, it is commonly graphed as a line with an arrow pointing vertically, with the location of that point being the area ( ex. y=δ(x) would have an arrow at (0,0) pointing to (0,1), showing that the dirac delta function has an area of 1, as it is defined to). It is exceptionally useful both in signal analysis and in mathematical deconstruction of physical phenomena (such as trying to model how a robotic arm needs to accelerate and decelerate in order to reach a particular position in a specified amount of time), because it is the mathematical ideal of force impulse, which is never actually of zero duration, but can often be assumed to be for the sake of simpler calculations.

In the course of writing this, I went to wikipedia once, in order to be able to copy/paste the lower case delta (δ) so that my description would be as accurate as possible. The rest of it is a result of me using it every fucking day for the last six years in the course of getting my Engineering degree and subsequently fucking programming assembly robots.

Blow me, Benito, it's an excuse to paste a webcomic into a thread. I think you're the one who doesn't really know WTF he's talking about. If you really want me to, I'll whip out my signal analysis textbook and cook up an example that uses fourier transforms (do YOU know what those are?), imaginary numbers, AND the fucking dirac delta function if thats what floats your boat and gets you to stop spamming my -1 button.

[edit] So yeah, this was a little over the top. You may now return to your regularly scheduled thread. [/edit]
[/quote]

Did you see that? Did you see that edit? Sudden change of behavioir? About face? Somthing is out of place.......wait....stop........That Engineer is a Spy!

[fyre]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopi...onomy.html

Local government officials in China have been ordered to smoke nearly a quarter of a million packs of cigarettes in a move to boost the local economy during the global financial crisis.

The edict, issued by officials in Hubei province in central China, threatens to fine officials who "fail to meet their targets" or are caught smoking rival brands manufactured in neighbouring provinces.

Even local schools have been issued with a smoking quota for teachers, while one village was ordered to purchase 400 cartons of cigarettes a year for its officials, according to the local government's website.

lol. can't make this shit up.