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[Benito Mussolini]

I saw an endangered species today - a Fox Squirrel.

So you're eating a Fox Squirrel steak tonight?

[Surf314]

[quote author=Surf314 link=topic=2632.msg86093#msg86093 date=1243369338]
I saw an endangered species today - a Fox Squirrel.

So you're eating a Fox Squirrel steak tonight?
[/quote]

It was super cool looking.  Like a huge multicolored squirrel that could kick your ass if cornered in a fight.

[Surf314]

Check out today's reddit logo.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

So MGS5 with Big Boss and Raiden (or Grey Fox) Anyone else ridiculously excited for this?



[edit]Oh Snap! Here's am (admittedly unconfirmed) translation of the article from Playstation insider/ with summary's from Genki JAM's Dtoid Cblog[/edit]

"1. (The Big Boss image is posted above)

Interviewer: "Is that Big Boss?"

Kojima: It's a little different from XX

(or XXX's next form is a little different)

Interviewer: "Whaaaattt? Different???"



2.　

Kojima: I still can't tell you what the title is, but this is the real
deal. Put it this way, it's part of the orthodox "Metal Gear Saga"

(The text below was mostly blocked out, but it talked about what
timeframe the game is based in, and it appears that it's across all
time periods)



3.

Kojima: I want the game's core to be aimed towards Japan, and released globally. XXX... It's being made by MGS4 staff

Interviewer: That's awesome!



4.

Kojima: The symbol on the cap of the old man (he did not say Big Boss) will be important

Interviewer: This symbol is different from the fox, it looks like a world map

Kojima: No just the mark, but the system of the game will be new!

Note: Kojima uses "This old man" a lot through the interview rather than referring to Big Boss



5.

Interviewer: It sounds interesting, but do you think people will understand it at all?

Kojima: I think people will understand



Well... Tried my best to translate it, but it's so hard with all the
blocked out text... bloody Kojima. That's all I can do for now, maybe
I'll give it another go later



Summary:

Interestingly the old man in the cap might not be Big Boss, the story will be part of the main MGS saga and it will go through different time periods. New game system, and it's being made by the staff from MGS4



And yet another translation:


Famitsu: Is the generation XXX?



Kojima: No, it's XXX. If I were to say it all, perhaps XXXXX. I'm currently doing the game design and direction.



Famitsu: Really!



Kojima: I believe Japan will be the focus, but it will be sold
throughout the world. Within me, this is XXXX. I won't say it's X, but
I am making a proper story, and it is being made by the MGS4 staff.



Famitsu: Really! That's amazing.



Elsewhere, the interview touches a bit upon the content of the game:



Kojima: The mark on the old man's hat is very important



Famitsu: This mark is different from a fox. It's like a world map.



Kojima: Not just the mark, but the game systems are also new.



Famitsu: Is it XX-XXXXXXXXXX?



Kojima: Yes. We'll be doing stuff that one would expect of
XXXXXXX. XXXX and so-forth are obvious, so those will be included.
Uh-oh... I said stuff that was unplanned (laughs)



Famitsu also asked Kojima about the setting. "The setting is
XXXXXXX," responded Kojima. Apparently, something called "XXXXXXXXX"
happened in this location, leaving it as a "XXXXX" country.

And some rumors:

"It's going to be 1 game PSP and 1 PS3 with interconnectivity between
the two. They hinted at advances in story by playing through both. The
New Metal gear takes place about 7 years after MGS4. That is not Big
Boss, that is actually his most recent clone. I'll give you a hint, he
played a roll in MGS, MGS2, MGS4. The deceptive part is his age, over
the last 7 years his aging has been rapid (Our translator guesses it
could posibly be Akiba?)."

XXX are because the interview is censored on Kojima's request (what a tease)

[Mission Difficult]

As much as I've enjoyed the Metal Gear franchise, I think i would have rather seen Kojima come out with something new. Still, I'm look forward to this.

[KarthXLR]

Will he stop being a cock tease and just announce it already?

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

[fyre]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/28/style/....html?_r=1

This is what happens when you let them sodomites marry. Moral disintegration.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

olololololololo
My school has a rule against PDA, but not that severe.

[Surf314]

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/05/28/style/....html?_r=1

This is what happens when you let them sodomites marry. Moral disintegration.

This is obviously proof that our education system is breeding a generation of communists.

[KarthXLR]

Well, I went back to the gym for the first time in, what, a year now? So to make a story short, I didn't have a good breakfast and came close to passing out on the treadmill. My vision literally went pure black, that's scary crap right there.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

So about right now I'm going to slave labor at a concert at my school.

[cbre88x]

Well, I went back to the gym for the first time in, what, a year now? So to make a story short, I didn't have a good breakfast and came close to passing out on the treadmill. My vision literally went pure black, that's scary crap right there.

should I say it?

....

dumbass.

[KarthXLR]

[quote author=Karth is SPY link=topic=2632.msg86603#msg86603 date=1243548471]
Well, I went back to the gym for the first time in, what, a year now? So to make a story short, I didn't have a good breakfast and came close to passing out on the treadmill. My vision literally went pure black, that's scary crap right there.

should I say it?

....

dumbass.


[/quote]
Yeah, I really pushed myself too far. I felt stupid about it, but now I have a goal: DON'T PASS OUT ON THE TREADMILL YOU'LL HURT YOUR FACE AND MOUTH AND BRAIN AND DIGNITY.

[cbre88x]

Yeah, I really pushed myself too far. I felt stupid about it, but now I have a goal: DON'T PASS OUT ON THE TREADMILL YOU'LL HURT YOUR FACE AND MOUTH AND BRAIN AND DIGNITY.

Why do treadmill anyways. I always preferred cycling. It's actually better for you than running.

[fyre]

I am drinking a cherry coke float.

[Versus]

fuck you metal gear REX stop stepping on me, asshole

[Luinbariel]

Ah, Yop. Are you a drink? Are you a yogurt? Who can say?

[Surf314]

Well, I went back to the gym for the first time in, what, a year now? So to make a story short, I didn't have a good breakfast and came close to passing out on the treadmill. My vision literally went pure black, that's scary crap right there.

I can't make fun of you because this happens to me all the time.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

fuck you metal gear REX stop stepping on me, asshole

Heh, that fight always takes the piss out of me (that and the first Sniper Wolf one)