BRB'U Fight Club! Round 2

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Welcome back to the BRB'U Fight Club, designed to determine just who can claim the title of Ultimate Badass. Yesterday's was a close fight, with the winner only scrapping by with a single point lead. Props go to both the victor himself: Mike Tyson, but to his worthy rival as well; Godot.

And now for Round 2! The matchup:

Maddox vs. Keyboard Cat

Maddox
(From The Internet)


Why he's a badass
First off he seems to regularly dresses like some sort of flamboyant pirate, which is awesome in it of itself. George Ouzounian (real name, no gimmick) is the purveyor of the self described Best Page in the Universe in which he humorously bashes everything from Lord of the Rings to pedophiles to children artworks and crocs (which I whole hardheartedly agree with. So tacky He's a chauvinist on the level of Iron Mike, who wrote the very book on manliness (seriously, it's called The Alphabet of Manliness) and generally just does whatever he wants, often to hilarious and badass results. Plus the guys at Encyclopedia Dramatica hate him, and that has to be a good sign.

Why he's not a badass
As hilarious as a lot may be, some just help but come across as whiny flaming, and he does seem to have fallen off the radar as well, with his site last update being from December of last year. Also he likes Ctrl + Alt + Delete, so take from that what you will.

Keyboard Cat
(From The Internet)


Why he's a badass
Charlie Schmidt's musical genius of a pet, Fatso the Cat (real name, no gimmick) is a renown pianist whose first video launched him into internet stardom, where he continues to play off some of the funniest failures the internet has to offer (even playing off the Hindenburg itself once.) The meme hasn't gotten old yet, and still remains just as awesome as on day one, an impressive feat for a live animal, and even more so for one that's dead. That's right, Keyboard Cat is still exerting his will from beyond the grave, just like Liquid Snake, making him an indisputable badass.

Why he's not a badass
Call me biased, but it's hard to think of these. The only conceivable one is the sad thought that eventually he'll go the way of Rick Rolling and Shoop Da Whoop. But when that day comes, I think Keyboard cat himself will know that "that'll do Keyboard Cat, that'll do.

Who's your choice? Cast your votes and check back tomorrow for round 3, in the mean time, if you'd like to help in any way in the form of pictures or writing up these summaries for some of the charecters, I could really use a hand. The full list is:

Barack Obama
Oprah
Peter Francisco
Hard Gay
Fyre
Makunouchi Ippo
Takamura
Don Fransisco
Kool Aid Man
Donald Duck
Mr Grey
Chooly
Simon
Liquid Snake
Edward Norton
Leonard Nimoy
Audie Murphy
The Pyro
Oscar Wilde
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Sho Minamimoto
Frog/Glenn
Jack Churchill
Chuck Yeager
Jim West
Thich Quang Duc

With me really needing help with Makunouchi Ippo, Takamura, Hard Gay, Sho Minamimoto, and Simon, since I don't really know them Any contributions would be greatly appreciated though!

Enjoy!

[fyre]

I think Versus nominated Simon...

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

I think Versus nominated Simon...

Yeah, just talked to him, apparently he's from Gurren Laugen.

[rumsfald]

That's right, Keyboard Cat is still exerting his will from beyond the grave, just like Liquid Snake, Tupac, Biggie, Jimmi Hendrix, Kurt Kobain, and Heath Ledger making him an indisputable badass.

Fixed.


Voted Gato, because Maddox looks like a Pirate. Which means he is less baddass than Keith Richards, who is the ultimate pirate and the inspiration for Capt Jack Sparrow. And we all know that when Keith Richards ultimately dies from whatever the fuck is strong enough to kill him (my bet is swine flu), Keyboard Cat will be the one to play him off. It will be YTP. Which is not only a win but an impressive win because keyboard cat is dead, whereas Keith Richards is undead. Whereas Maddox is an Old Man Murray ripoff.

[Ianki]

Ianki Vs Karth.

I think i have the reach.

[sarcasticsteve]

Play him off keyboard cat...play him off

[fyre]

I vote Maddox because Keyboard Cat has never been anything but lame

[CaffeinePowered]

Play him off keyboard cat...play him off

[Surf314]

I vote Keyboard Cat because Maddox has never been anything but lame

[at0m]

[quote author=Sarcastic Steve link=topic=2990.msg87135#msg87135 date=1243761967]
Play him off keyboard cat...play him off

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[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Yeah, I had a feeling this would happen XD

[fyre]

Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

[Versus]

Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

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[Vongore]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2990.msg87168#msg87168 date=1243791078]
Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

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[/quote]

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[at0m]

Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

lrn2interwebs

[Honest]

Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

He says mean things on the internet. Think Blues with a web site.

I still voted for him because the internet has already ruined cats for me.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

[quote author=fyre link=topic=2990.msg87168#msg87168 date=1243791078]
Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

lrn2interwebs

[/quote]

Or just read what I wrote

[fyre]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=2990.msg87175#msg87175 date=1243792966]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2990.msg87168#msg87168 date=1243791078]
Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

lrn2interwebs

[/quote]

Or just read what I wrote
[/quote]

I did. But I didn't notice the link.

[at0m]

[quote author=at0m link=topic=2990.msg87175#msg87175 date=1243792966]
[quote author=fyre link=topic=2990.msg87168#msg87168 date=1243791078]
Who is Maddox, btw? Is he one of the many memes that I am unaware of?

lrn2interwebs
[/quote]
Or just read what I wrote
[/quote]
I figured he tl;dr'd it, so I kept the answer as short as possible.

[Benito Mussolini]

Ah shit.

Had it been anyone else than Keyboard Cat, Maddox would've easily won.

=(