chat copy pasta

[Surf314]

09:24 Surf314 http://www.livescience.com/animals/09043...dance.html
09:24 Surf314 god this is so sad
09:24 Surf314 a parrot can dance better than me
09:24 Caffeine`work ts ok
09:25 Caffeine`work You're white
09:25 Caffeine`work white people can't dance
09:25 Caffeine`work neither can asians, unless they are directed by a machine
09:25 Caffeine`work aka ddr
09:26 Surf314 lol trace
09:29 DaveAwesome pffft
09:29 DaveAwesome im white as shit
09:29 DaveAwesome i dance like a goddess

Dave dances like a woman, confirmed!

[K2]

Tonight, in TF2 chat, while standing on a ledge during setup time:

The Spy Who Knew Too Much :  I don't even have a weapon
K2 has found: The Ambassador
K2 :  WHAT?
'Gump [brb.u] :  K2 YOU BASTARD
Vongore :  What?
Senor Tacos :  FUCK YOU K@
Senor Tacos :  K2
K2 :  ...THE FUCK?
'Gump [brb.u] :  FUCK YOU K2.
If-I-Die-It's-LAG! :  I still wants weapon
Vongore :  how did you did that K2?
MURA εїз | Honest :  I like turtles.
The Spy Who Knew Too Much :  FU K2
If-I-Die-It's-LAG! :  I deamnd weapon!
K2 :  I was just standing there.
'Gump [brb.u] :  exactly
'Gump [brb.u] :  it's pure luck

[Honest]

Well I do like turtles.

[copulatingduck]

Well I do like turtles.

lol!

[A. Crow]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ello?
Stranger: please press ALT + F4
Stranger: helps omegle go better
You: what are you? 12?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: i'm smart
You: friggin newb. I was pulling that trick on battle.net in the 6th grade.
You: PRESS ALT F4 TO GET TO COW LEVEL
You: DO IT
You: DO IT NOW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Versus]

lol

[chronomaster]

Edited out Surf. Sorry Surf. :<

°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits?
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: If the prophets will it.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> THANKS FOR CLEARING THINGS UP
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits?
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: If the prophets will it.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: Absolutely not.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> well, that's a pretty strong negatory
°†[7:59]†° <+ChronomasterK> You know you can't ask the 8 Ball the same thing more than once.
°†[7:59]†° <+ChronomasterK> !8ball Does Versus_desktop like the penis?
°†[7:59]†° <@ChanServ> ChronomasterK: Maybe so.
°†[7:59]†° <+Versus_desktop> D:

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Sponson and Pig Mask: The Abridged Series

Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Best idea
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: and worst idea
Revolver Sponsolot: wat
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: BRB'U hentai
Revolver Sponsolot: it would be "brb.c."
Revolver Sponsolot: for
Revolver Sponsolot: "be right back contraceptive"
Revolver Sponsolot: or
Revolver Sponsolot: brb.a
Revolver Sponsolot: be right back abortion

[Sponson]

Revolver Sponsolot: lol vlambo went to one of my sites
Revolver Sponsolot: I wish I knew which one it was
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Heh
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: !!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Best idea
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: and worst idea
Revolver Sponsolot: wat
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: BRB'U hentai
Revolver Sponsolot: no
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Revolver Sponsolot: well
Revolver Sponsolot: I wouldn't be the one drawing it
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Heh
Revolver Sponsolot: it would be "brb.c."
Revolver Sponsolot: for
Revolver Sponsolot: "be right back contraceptive"
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Hahaha
Revolver Sponsolot: or
Revolver Sponsolot: brb.a
Revolver Sponsolot: be right back abortion
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: lolz

[Surf314]

Edited out Surf. Sorry Surf. :<

°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits?
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: If the prophets will it.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> THANKS FOR CLEARING THINGS UP
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits?
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: If the prophets will it.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> !8ball is my main fetish tits
°†[7:58]†° <@ChanServ> Versus_desktop: Absolutely not.
°†[7:58]†° <+Versus_desktop> well, that's a pretty strong negatory
°†[7:59]†° <+ChronomasterK> You know you can't ask the 8 Ball the same thing more than once.
°†[7:59]†° <+ChronomasterK> !8ball Does Versus_desktop like the penis?
°†[7:59]†° <@ChanServ> ChronomasterK: Maybe so.
°†[7:59]†° <+Versus_desktop> D:

S'okay may have saved me getting in trouble with my wife.

[copulatingduck]

7:42 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: i idle for 17 hurs and get nothing worth having
7:42 PM - CopulatingDuck: lol!@
7:42 PM - CopulatingDuck: what did you get?
7:43 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: ambassador, 2 or 3 bluts, 2  3 sandman and a few flares or something
7:43 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: natashas too
7:43 PM - CopulatingDuck: lol
7:44 PM - CopulatingDuck: i got 5 natashas
7:44 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: what a stupid game
7:44 PM - CopulatingDuck: srsly
7:45 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: back when i was 13 playing everquest 1 i know a guy who solo campe the hardest dungeon at the time for i think 36 hours
7:45 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: if he left someone would take his spot. he wanted a robe that gave spll haste
7:45 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: an hour after he left the robe dropped
7:45 PM - CopulatingDuck: lol!
7:45 PM - CopulatingDuck: fucking raped
7:45 PM - q  RADIO RAHEEEEEM εїз: seriously this is how i feel
7:45 PM - CopulatingDuck: lol!

[3clipse]

[19:14] <KataKlipse> Hey dudes
[19:14] <KataKlipse> guess what
[19:14] <KataKlipse> GUESS!
[19:15] <KataKlipse> YOU MUST GUESS!
[19:15] <KataKlipse> what kata?
[19:15] <KataKlipse> Today i ate a teddy grahm!
[19:15] <KataKlipse> rly?
[19:15] <KataKlipse> ya rly!
[19:15] <KataKlipse> thats cool i guess.
[19:15] <KataKlipse> yeah it really was
[19:15] <KataKlipse> also i drank a drink
[19:15] <KataKlipse> and i have a drink in front of me
[19:15] <KataKlipse> oh thats cool
[19:15] <KataKlipse> are you gonna drink it?
[19:15] <KataKlipse> no
[19:15] <KataKlipse> can i have it?
[19:15] <KataKlipse> sure
[19:15] <KataKlipse> here you go
[19:16] <KataKlipse> thanks!
[19:16] <KataKlipse> mhmmm root beer
[19:16] <KataKlipse> its tasty
[19:16] <KataKlipse> ya. my dad bought them
[19:16] <KataKlipse> no wait it was my aunt
[19:16] <KataKlipse> for memorial day
[19:16] <KataKlipse> oh thats cool
[19:16] <KataKlipse> so i saw terminator on sunday
[19:16] <KataKlipse> oh how was it?
[19:16] <KataKlipse> i thought it was pretty good
[19:16] <KataKlipse> really actiony.
[19:16] <KataKlipse> I heard arnold was in it
[19:17] <KataKlipse> yeah he was for like 7 seconds
[19:17] <KataKlipse> but his skin got melted so it was just a robot after that
[19:17] <KataKlipse> and kyle was there too
[19:17] <KataKlipse> oh, sounds good
[19:17] <KataKlipse> yea it was
[19:17] <KataKlipse> well it was nice talking to you
[19:17] <KataKlipse> yeah cya dude
[19:17] <KataKlipse> cya

Self quote FTW!

[Squishy3]

Revolver Sponsolot: lol vlambo went to one of my sites
Revolver Sponsolot: I wish I knew which one it was
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Heh
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: !!
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Best idea
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: and worst idea
Revolver Sponsolot: wat
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: BRB'U hentai
Revolver Sponsolot: no
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: LOL
Revolver Sponsolot: well
Revolver Sponsolot: I wouldn't be the one drawing it
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Heh
Revolver Sponsolot: it would be "brb.c."
Revolver Sponsolot: for
Revolver Sponsolot: "be right back contraceptive"
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: Hahaha
Revolver Sponsolot: or
Revolver Sponsolot: brb.a
Revolver Sponsolot: be right back abortion
Scary Womanizing Pig Mask: lolz

I love how you posted this within 2 minutes of each other.

[Sponson]

Revolver Sponsolot: meh
Revolver Sponsolot: He's a cool guy (referring to g-rad)
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: people that talk properly are very far between these days
Revolver Sponsolot: roflcopters
Revolver Sponsolot: you're right

[zaneyard]

i was looking at 'last post sponson' and knew it was about me, but then i realized you didnt post what i thought you were gonna post

[Sponson]

Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: Start of New season postponed. We have to wait at least 8 hours due provider tech problem.
Revolver Sponsolot: :O
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: that g-rad guy is a fuckin genius
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: where did you find that guy
Revolver Sponsolot: what?
Revolver Sponsolot: what do you mean
Revolver Sponsolot: why is he a genious
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: idk his speech fluency is giving me a man crush
Revolver Sponsolot: He talks a lot
Revolver Sponsolot: He's my friend since elementary school
Revolver Sponsolot: since like I was 10 yrs old or something
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: his written text is awesome
Revolver Sponsolot: What?
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: he made an intro post
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: and his speech is like nothing else i have ever seen
Zaneyard [C-BoT] |brb.u|: on the interwebs
Revolver Sponsolot: so he did

[rumsfald]

Oh, it's been a chatty return to Planetside. Let's see what goodies old man Rummy has for you bois and grrlz.

For starters, just a little hondadude killspam. Because we like to kill hondadude.



Now, a small example at how the chat in PS is no less immature or hillarious than in other parts of the brbUniverse.



This next one requires a bit of explanation. In PS, as in other MMOs, there is a fairly large contingent of Chinese players, and usually you can identify them by the CN after their names. I'm not sure whether they are farmers or not, cause there is not really much in PS to farm, but whatevs. Anyways, I thought it would be funny if I took a CN name to see how people reacted to me, and like most of my ideas, apparently it wasn't that original.



I lost most of the hate tells from 10000days, but he needs to be included.


This Lightning driver was appearently surprised when I killed him with an anti-vehicular MAX.

[at0m]

Oh, it's been a chatty return to Planetside. Let's see what goodies old man Rummy has for you bois and grrlz.

Now, a small example at how the chat in PS is no less immature or hillarious than in other parts of the brbUniverse.

Man, my out-of-context statement is even more hilarious knowing that I couldn't see anything that was in /o (outfit chat)

[Geoff]

Marie:
i wish i was.
then none of this would be a fucking problem.
or i could die.
that'd be even better.


Santøs:
yeah but you havent lost your virginity yet
ZING


Marie:
not that you know of (:

Santøs:
._.

Marie:
(:

Santøs:
._.

[Versus]

nvm