BRB'U Fight Club! Round 3

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

After the last slaughter, with Keyboard Cat crushing Maddox by a margin of 15 votes; I'm glad to see that fate has determined another close one for Round 3. Even I have no bias, and that's saying something!

Today's matchup: The Koolaid Man vs The Pyro!

The Kool-Aid Man
(From the pitcher shaped whole in your wall)


Why he's a badass
The much beloved mascot of a not-so-much beloved drink, The Kool-Aid is known for two thinking, his deep Kor-esque voice and his aversion to doors, choosing instead to bust through walls and pass out Kool-Aid itself (which is basically like him giving people his blood to drink) No matter what the circumstance your in, there's always the possibility of him smashing his way though, like the badass he is.

Why he's not a badass
These are few, with the only real one being that as funny as it may be otherwise, I guarantee, when it's your newly renovated drywall this asshole wrecks, you wont be laughing anymore. Also his new look is kind of shit.

The Pyro
(If you don't know where he's from you have bigger problems then that)


Why he's(she's?) a badass
The former red-headed stepchild of the Team Fortress Classic, The Pyro is now a class to be feared, with his wide arsenal of enviable weaponry (who doesn't want their own flaregun) and her even larger pyromaniacal insanity, the Pyro's like the Joker, he just wants to watch the world burn. While details are scarce about the woman under the androgynous mask, once his Meet the Class video is unveiled, I'm sure that she'll be an even greater badass then before. Which is already hard to top (he even can pull off a hadouken! What more could you want?)

Why she's(he's?) not a badass
Those of you who played TF2 in the weeks following her update will remember his escapades with her 50+ health backburners, a decidedly unbadass episode in the game and classes past. Also, she's lost a bit of standing now that jarred piss can fizzle out his flames.

Who's your choice? Cast your votes and check back tomorrow for round 4, in the mean time, if you'd like to help in any way in the form of pictures or writing up these summaries for some of the charecters, I could really use a hand with some of the obscure ones. (*ahem* Versus, Ensign Epic) The full list is:

Barack Obama
Oprah
Peter Francisco
Hard Gay
Fyre
Makunouchi Ippo
Takamura
Don Fransisco
Donald Duck
Mr Grey
Chooly
Simon
Liquid Snake
Edward Norton
Leonard Nimoy
Audie Murphy
Oscar Wilde
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
Sho Minamimoto
Frog/Glenn
Jack Churchill
Chuck Yeager
Jim West
Thich Quang Duc

With me really needing help with Makunouchi Ippo, Takamura, Hard Gay, Sho Minamimoto, and Simon, since I don't really know them Any contributions would be greatly appreciated though!

Enjoy!

[fyre]

The Pyro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Naturally.


I can do a few summaries, if you want. I wouldn't be able to do the obscure ones though, so whatever. Lemme know.

[Wedge]

I don't think Pyro stands much a chance against a giant destructive pitcher of liquid...

And if you need any help with Ippo, this sums him up pretty well.

[Scary Womanizing Pig Mask]

Thanks to Fyre and Wedge (so that's where Honest's old avatar came from...) <3 Would love any help I can get, except for Liquid's. I'm rather excited to write his

[Radio Raheem]

pyro is for retards. voted pyro

[rumsfald]

Let's see....

Kool Aid brings the community together.

Pyro rips the community to shreds.

This is cakewalk, Pyro is far more deadly and thus the badass. Seriously, that second link is vintage rage.

[Honest]

Let's see....

Kool Aid brings the community together.

Pyro rips the community to shreds.

This is cakewalk, Pyro is far more deadly and thus the badass. Seriously, that second link is vintage rage.

Reading Kor's posts in Kor's voice in my head is a delight.

[copulatingduck]

Let's see....

Kool Aid brings the community together.

Pyro rips the community to shreds.

This is cakewalk, Pyro is far more deadly and thus the badass. Seriously, that second link is vintage rage.

just re-read it.













Amazing

Had to vote pyro

[CaffeinePowered]

[at0m]

Pyro cannon FTW, it burns shit through walls.

[rumsfald]

Wow. The Kool-Aid Man is Kor. And the Pyro made Kor QQ. So the Pyro should have made the Kool-Aid Man QQ. But no, the Kool-Aid Man wins. So, either BRBu logic is an ouroboros or my formulae have not accounted for the Jonestown factor.

[fyre]

Democracy has failed. Again.


Oh and...if you want me to do profiles, assign me a few. Cuz I don't want to steal anything from you.

[Badgerman of DOOM]

whadyou want me to write